He's been whining for the last three weeks about it.
There's a reason the pools are closed, shithead. And you know exactly what it is.
It's got nothing to do with Joe Haynes, Steve Andes, Scott Williamson, Sally Holliday or Cordie Fucking Hudkins.
It's because there are no lifeguards.
It doesn't matter if it's 86 degrees or 186 degrees. They're not going to open the pool back up for a day because you broke a sweat. Especially with no lifeguards.
Plus it's been in the 50s at night for the past couple of weeks. Do you have any idea how quick a pool cools off with temps like that?
Then you'd be complaining that the pool was open but it wasn't heated.
Seriously asshole, just how many times did YOU go to the pool here this summer?
Public pools use college students as lifeguards. Most college students have been back in school for the last month.
Public pools around here close by Labor day. It's a fact of life. Get used to it.
If you don't like it, go back to California. Don't go away mad, just go away.
Judge Kaufman explained it to you when you were convicted of trespassing in May.
"If my memory serves me," he said, "most all public pools are closed that last week in August because the lifeguards go back to school. And they can't get lifeguards to open up."
What's so difficult about understanding that? What do you want? Press gangs to round up people off the streets as lifeguards so you can soak your fat ass when it gets hot at the end of September?
Or are you suggesting that they open without them?
You would be the the first one to accuse county officials of blatantly disregarding the safety of the swimming public if they did so.
If you want to swim, there's a pool at the Tri-County YMCA that's open 353 days a year. But then you'd have to pay for a membership there and we all know that's not going to happen, you cheap bastard.
Shut the fuck up.
Halburn? At the YMCA?? That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Mike. I have never seen anyone so facinated with pools in my life. Is it because he really wants to go swimming, or is the real reason all of the young children that would be there? He's such a perv...
ReplyDeleteCapt. Fail hasn't been able to bully high school/college girls lately... he knows he can't bully anyone else anymore...
ReplyDeleteI have followed this site since its inception, and applaud the those who reveal this guy for what he is. This guy this a piece of work....not good work, but a piece of work. His only goal in life is to attempt to make everyone's life as miserable as his. Intimidate everyone, talk louder then anyone, and push his weight around makes him something special????? Not hardly!
ReplyDeleteIf any of you are Stephen King fans, I highly recommend his latest, "Under the Dome." There's a character in it that reminds me ALOT of Halburn...
ReplyDeleteHas anyone called Cheese Steak 101 to warn them of Halburn's "advertising" tactics? They just opened today.
ReplyDeleteKiss of death on Cheese Steak 101. I've yet to see more than two cars there.
ReplyDeleteNotice... no stories about the shelter-in-place drills held in ALL Putnam County Schools this week... no pictures, no "interviews" from administrators, just a "press release" that everyone got... oh, yeah... Mark isn't allowed on school property anymore. Oops...
ReplyDeleteOdd he never mentions the indoor pool at the South Charleston rec center...have they kicked him out also?
ReplyDeleteI can' imagine any parent would want their child around this person. He shouldn't be allowed around any school not just in Putnam County. He is a ticketing time bomb ready to go off at any time.
ReplyDeleteGood to see Mark covering HS football in Putnam Co... wait, that's right... he's not allowed to, so he con'd someone into taking pics for him, and lifts the scores and stats from the Gazette... my bad...
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