Jerk-Off To Seek Jackpot Justice?

Another Scam
Another Hospital Stay

After being hospitalized on and off for the past few months with what some say was a severe case of herpes, Mark Vance Halburn is back on his back in the hospital, doing what he does best, laying around.

This time it's after a "slip and fall" in a South Carolina grocery store where he broke his leg.



Halburn has long dreamed of a big lawsuit settlement, total disability, or both. He 's been salivating for years over the thoughts of extorting a large sum out of a business and collecting a disability check.

It's going to be hard to do once a defense lawyer sees this admission:

"Surgery slippers"

That's right, Halburn went shopping in those socks with the rubber dots the hospital gave him during his last stay.

He was wearing socks. In a grocery store.
Not even his normal cheap Chinese flip flops. Not slippers. SOCKS.

Kiss your payout goodbye, shitbird. Their insurance company will be sure to point out your contributory negligence with this since those aren’t fucking SHOES.

He's keeping his eyes on the prize though.

The fucker breaks his leg and needs surgery but he's still complaining that they were out of what he wanted.

Always.

If this guy worked as hard at working as he did at getting permanent total disability and a jackpot justice claim, he would be a productive member of society.

Halburn Harasses Legislature

Totally Stable Father Blows Up Phones At Capitol

Out of state domestic terrorist Mark Vance Halburn repeatedly called the offices of the WV Senate Monday demanding to speak with Senate President Mitch Carmichael.
Halburn has been arrested numerous times for telephone harassment.

MARK VANCE HALBURN

Halburn was calling concerning HB4648, the so-called "Parenting Fairness Act of 2020" which would have mandated 50/50 custody in a divorce no matter how crazy one of the parents was. It would remove the old standard of doing what is in the best interests of the child and replace it with the presumption that shared legal and physical custody is in the best interests of the child.
This doesn't take into account unfit parents like Mark Halburn. He is a shining example of why a bill like this should never, ever be considered.

It would have enabled all of the past cases with disputed custody to be reopened.

Which is exactly what Halburn wanted. After FIVE losing trips before the WV Supreme Court, it was his only hope to regain any sort of visitation with his son.
As of this date, it has been 1000 days since Halburn was ordered to not see his son.

The bill did not pass. The House version was over 25 pages, a manifesto filled with provisions that would have been nearly impossible to enforce in any way. When the Senate Judiciary whittled it down to two pages, the House lost its mind. They sent back an amendment to it, but it never made it through on the last night. It got lost in shuffle.

Halburn, a South Carolina resident, never attended any hearings or floor votes during the Legislature's 60 day session. He was hospitalized through most of it with what some say was a severe case of herpes, which left him with plenty of time to call and pester the fuck out of everybody.

PutnamLies.com staff artist's conception

During one of Monday's calls, Halburn "COMMANDED" that the Senate be called back into session to pass this bill and get it to the governor "in five minutes."

It was patiently explained to Halburn that Senator Carmichael wasn't even in the office.

Lippy then gave a long winded spiel about technology enabling people to conference in from anywhere because "HE WAS CALLING FROM A HOSPITAL BED!" and then screamed, "I COMMAND YOU TO CONFERENCE MITCH CARMICHAEL IN RIGHT NOW!"

Halburn made a big show of voting in South Carolina a couple weeks back ... so he’s no longer a constituent of anyone here in West Virginia.
Take your crusade up with your South Carolina representatives, Fatboy.

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Mark V.H. vs. D. J. M.

http://www.courtswv.gov/supreme-court/memo-decisions/fall2019/18-0230memo.pdf

The court ordered mental evaluation of Mark Vance Halburn