Internet Bride for The PsychoPublisher?
Mark Halburn made the big announcement Saturday.
How does someone go from getting sentenced to 6 months in jail on Thursday to getting engaged to an out of state woman he’s only known for two months on Saturday?
Who’s the lucky gal? PutnamLIES.com has found her name is Barbara, a nursing assistant from Virginia who wipes asses and cleans bedpans for a living. It’s unknown if she is currently employed.
Maybe Fats likes to have his ass wiped. Maybe Barbara likes criminals.
Whatever the reason, Babs sure works fast.
It took her a month to go from “in a relationship’ to “got engaged” with the last guy she was engaged to.
And it then it took her 2 months after that to go from “got engaged” to that guy to “in a relationship” with Halburn.
It appears she’s taking it a little slower this time.
The last guy must have been a real loser for her to dump him for Halburn.
Crisco previously broke up the prior marriage of his first ex-wife in California.
It’s great that a guy who refuses to get a real job and literally claims to be unable to pay the mother of his child more than $177 a month in support can buy his internet ladyfriend a secondhand ring. Only in America.
One thing’s for sure, she can’t be after his money. Another sad, desperate woman who’s going to be a whole lot more sadder and desperate before this whole thing is over.
She’s a prop for family court. That’s what this is. Nothing more. “Look, I have a normal life. I have a wife and everything. You can’t deny me custody now.”
Run, Barbara. Get away while you still can.
