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The Entitleist is at it again.

Hallburn just got a new old 20 inch TV off of Freecycle.


Wow! A 20 inch TV. We hope he goes blind watching it.
I had a 20 inch TV once. IN 1980!

But after he got it home he found out now he needs a digital converter box for it.
No problem for Lil' Marky. Back to Freecycle:


Have you no shame? You're a greedy fucking piece of shit.
Why don't you just call the cable company and get one? They give them away right and left.

Oh that's right, you don't have a cable company. You sure showed them when you switched to Dish Network. I'm sure they miss you calling and harassing their employees.
How's that deal working out for you? TVs still go out every time the wind blows or it rains?
Too bad Fibernet doesn't have cable, huh Fatboy?

Why didn't you make up a sob story like "My daughter was stillborn and I have to watch 9 TVs to make me feel better and I can't get Extreme Makeover on this new old 20 incher." You're slipping.
At least tell the truth.

You fit in perfect on that site though. It's like a rummage sale in a trailer park.

You're fucking pathetic, Hallburn.

Putnam County Pool Finally Re-Opens

Jump in! The water's great!!!

On an cool, overcast day, two weeks after Mark Hallburn promised it would happen, Putnam County's public pool finally re-opened.



And of course the first thing Halburn did is start whining about how few customers there were and how many employees were sitting around. We also love the way he writes about his photographer when everyone knows it's just him.

Parks and Recreation announced June 11th as the opening date but due to the shoddy construction used when the pool was originally built, it took a couple of weeks longer to complete the renovation.

The renovated pool, and kiddie pool look great, which is to be expected since, through the leadership of Putnam County Commissioners Stephen H. "Steve" Andes, Raymond "Joe" Haynes, and their Parks and Recreation Director Scott W. Williamson, crews had more than a year to repair the pool.

Built in the 1970s, the pool suffered from years of neglect and continued to deteriorate under the reign of former Parks and Recreation President Sally Holliday and Director Cordie Hudkins.

It was closed for the 2010 summer season due to lack of funds and safety concerns. The renovation cost Putnam County taxpayers more than $150,000.

After seeing the results, the time and expense was well worth it.
Once warm weather returns, more swimmers will take advantage of the beautiful facility.

Admission is $5 for adults

Hallburn, you can enter through the side gate.

For more information, please telephone 304-562-0518.

Happy Father's Day, Daddy

I do think it's sweet that you trot me out when you need sympathy.

Putnam Book Club Formed

The newly formed Putnam Book Club will hold its monthly meeting this evening.
This month's book is "The Pancake Boy" by Mark Vance Halburn. The club meets at 194 Grace Dr. in Hurricane. Everyone is invited to attend.