Saturday, December 13, 2014

Grifter Shops With A Cop

Unethical Publisher Steals Gifts From Poor Kids

Winfield PD sponsors a Shop With A Cop program for needy kids. They take the kids to Walmart and let them shop for Christmas gifts for their family. Which is great.



What's not so great is that Halburn took his kid with him Saturday when he went there to write a story about it and then scammed them into including the boy in the gift buying, thereby knocking a truly needy boy or girl out of the fun.

And, the 400 lb blogger who constantly wants to lecture everyone about ethics, showed his lack of same by failing to report that his son was the beneficiary of Winfield PD's largesse.
Daddy gets MORE free stuff to make himself look good and gets junior used to the idea of getting something for nothing.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

New CVS Job

Guess who's working got a job at Charleston area CVS stores?
Not only is he at the Kanawha City CVS, he's also at the new Oakwood  Rd location as well as the one on Morris Street in the East End.
Apparently he's a floater. Like a great big turd. 
He hopes to be promoted to tampons & prophylactics manager soon.
I hear they're keeping the douche bags behind the register now.
Don't companies do background checks anymore? What's the over/under on the length of his employment this time?
The other night he was working at the Oakwood Road store. Overheard ... he's still pushing his blog ... whining about the Putnam County Sheriff's Department use of drones, etc, etc.

Employees tell us that management wants rid of him but are afraid of being sued. "He has really showed himself while he's been here. He's very bossy; as employees come in,  he will hand them lists of things he thinks they need to do.  He is making trouble and trying to get the manager fired."
 

The good thing about him working at the East End location is that it is right next door to Work Force WV. The unemployment office. Convenient for him in case he gets fired or he just feels a need to harass someone there again.
If you're in an area CVS, stop in and give him some shit. Bonus points to the first reader who sends a pic of him "working".

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

SERIAL TRESPASSER PLEADS GUILTY

Phone Harassment Charge Dropped

Mark Vance Halburn, arrested on June 25 in Dunbar for the disruption of government services, pled guilty to lesser charge of trespassing on Monday.  He gets credit for 14 days time served.

Convicted Trespasser Mark Vance Halburn
In exchange for the plea, the charge of making obscene, anonymous, harassing, repeated and threatening telephone calls to the WV unemployment office for his July 7 arrest was dismissed.

This is Halburn's second trespassing conviction.

 

Sunday, September 21, 2014

The Sign Of The Unhappy Clown

Guess who lost his kid Saturday at Camden Park?


Saturday Halburn took his son to Camden Park. He lost him. Yeah, that's right. He lost him. Camden Park management tells PutnamLIES.com that the kid told them he went to the bathroom by himself, came out and couldn't find his dad. He then went to the office and they had to page Halburn.
 
Halburn plunders through the trash while his son is lost.
Where was dad? Digging through a trash can looking for Coke bottle caps.
Completely irresponsible. He'd rather look through the trash than watch his son. Pathetic.
Digging through trash in public is actually serious mental illness. No coke points are worth touching all of that. Pretty sad that he thinks getting free stuff is being a hero to his son.
The fact that he sent a 6 year old into a bathroom alone and then to not even watch for him to come out is not acceptable at all. 
Real father of the year stuff 
It's not the first time it has happened either.
This is the guy who is battling his second ex-wife because he has no custody of his son.
Is it any wonder why?
Someone should call CPS on this pathetic attempt of a father.

Monday, September 1, 2014

Ticketbastard

 Remember the last time you called in and bought tickets for an event and gave the person on the other end your address and credit card number? You may want to rethink that now after you see what kind of people they hire there. 


Towards the end of August Mark Halburn started customer service training at Ticketmaster in Charleston. Everyone there was horrified that the company hired him. His reputation preceded him. Do these companies not do a background check on prospective employees? HOW does he even get in the door??? I mean, just one call to one of his former employers would reveal the trouble he's caused at those places.
That is the $64,000 question.
Three scenarios:
Either he gives fake references and gets people to lie about them for him, they don't even bother checking, or the former employers are so intimidated by threats that they will say nothing negative about him..


Several trainees quit the training class because of his presence and Halburn had only been there a week. 
He didn't last much longer. He never even made it out of training.
Ticketmaster management was ready with a plan for when they fired him.  He demanded his last check of course, and several members of upper management locked down the call center and met him in the parking lot with his check. He started yelling and showing his ass and they just turned and walked away .

Exactly how to treat him.
He's not entitled to attention from anybody. They met their obligation. They didn't need to stay for anything else. Plus it takes away his power. Deal with him and don't engage him.
He's already starting his threats. Ticketmaster legal is no doubt involved. 
Not sure if they're like wrongful termination threats or I'm gonna shoot up this place threats.
I'm sure their
lawyers are used to dealing with entitled assholes

Either way Halburn gets fired again.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Summer's Over




Aren't you glad it's time for the pools to close?

Thursday, July 31, 2014

Union Mission's Mission For Halburn: Stay Away

Charity Gets restraining Order Against Halburn

Another day, another restraining order against Mark Halburn.



This time Union Mission in Charleston wants one.
Why, you may ask?

It seems the charity hired Halburn in May at their Thrift Store to put items on for sale on Ebay.
Which he told all his followers was “A fulltime management job-with health care benefits... Sweet!” and "I post information on a computer all day."

After he saw the items were selling, he demanded a commission on those sales. They said no. That's when the trouble started.


The order lists his actions while at work.
He “negatively affected the Company’s other employees’ ability to do their jobs and had acted aggressively towards his fellow employees.”

He “relentlessly contacted co-workers after being asked to stop, reacted angrily when he did not get what he sought from his co-workers and manipulated situations between co-workers.”


He sent 88 texts to ONE employee in the course of a month.


He made numerous phone calls and emails demanding that management talk with him about his firing.


He waited in their parking lot for over 90 minutes, three weeks after he was fired, in hopes of confronting the President of the company.


"Based upon his aggressive, voluminous, and continuing attempts to contact employees... and recent time parked at the Company...The Company has reasonable basis to fear that the defendant will soon react violently in reaction to his discharge form employment, and commit violent and destructive acts and compromise the personal safety of its employees and the well-being of its property."


http://www.slideshare.net/PutnamReporter/union-mission-restraining-order-14-c1368

How shit are you when a church has to take out a restraining order against you?

The case number in Kanawha County  is
14-C-1368; assigned to Judge Bloom. 

Friday, July 25, 2014

MedExpress Urgent Harassment

Deputies Called For Halburn

 Halburn paid a visit to the Teays Valley MedExpress urgent care tonight complaining about his ear. You know, the one that another inmate whacked him on while he was in jail? And complained and complained some more. He wanted his medication NOW!!! So much so that they called the cops on him.

Out of jail two days and he causes another incident. Isn't it it strange that someone that lives in Dunbar loiters in Putnam County all the time? And always with the signs.

" Due to pain in my injured ear I go to Med Express Urgent Care (in Teays Valley) which is filled with signs saying they have the top 50 medications in stock. I am prescribed some ear drops. I ask to get them on-site. I am told I must go to a pharmacy which tells me that the drops need to be "pre-approved" by my insurance company and that Med Express SHOULD have done this. I call Med Express (It's now minutes before closing) where a lady tells me that she can't help me, refuses to transfer me to her supervisor I tell her I will drive to back, but she tells me the doors lock automatically-then HANGS UP ON ME. I call back and get a recording stating that they are closed but to call an on-call clinician who CONFIRMS that the medication was in-stock at Med Express and that I should have been sold the ear-drops on-site. She offers to call a medical director and tells me to call back the Med-Express Teays Valley office IN THE MORNING. Now, I submit for your consideration that if I wanted to be treated for my painful ear TOMORROW MORNING that I would have waited until TOMORROW MORNING! I also submit that I am NOT a little red-headed girl with a yellow dog that sings, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow..." Meanwhile, neither she or the medical director has called me back and I STILL don't have my medication! Med Express=FAIL!!! "I tell her I will drive back".

You can bet what he actually said was, "Don't make me drive back over there."

At that point they called the Putnam County Sheriff's office and a deputy was dispatched. And per the management, he is now banned from that location of Med Express.

 From his latest psych report: "He appears lacking in awareness of his own contribution to these conflicts, instead, focusing on HIS perceptions of the inappropriate behavior of others and HIS expectations that others should treat him fairly even after he has angered them."

It's only a matter of time before he attempts to sue the state for being "abused" in jail.
That's not going to fly.
And, unfortunately for him, he has admitted previously that he is nearly deaf in that ear, with a constant ringing noise due to an improperly treated ear infection.
When he admitted he was hearing voices he said,
"I am deaf in my right ear with a constant ringing noise (because of past infection) and have a tough time distinguishing which side of me sounds are corning from because of "the bounce" effect."


Then Halburn actually published the following on the Crime Reports page on his blog:

Putnam County Sheriff WV
July 25, 2014 ·
07/24/14 (Reports):  Harassment / Threats Complaint, Teays Valley Med Express, Suspect Known, under investigation;

Suspect known?
EVERYONE knows who it is!
Do something about it!

This may be the only time he has ever published a report on his blog about a crime that he committed.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Out and Back at It

Halburn's out of jail for less than six hours for harassing a woman at the unemployment office named Bunny Harper and what does he do?



Goes to the trailer park of the internet, Topix, and continues to harass her.
And as usual, when other posters there began to expose who he was, he managed to get the whole thread pulled.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

HALBURN BEATEN UP IN JAIL!!!

Ferris Bueller Kicks Halburn's Ass!
Bitch Slapped By The Creeper

            Chad "Creeper" Day                   Mark Vance Halburn
On Mark Vance Halburn's 7th day in South Central Jail, he had the piss slapped out of him by fellow inmate Chad Day because Halburn turned the TV on at full volume at 5:30 AM.

Day's friend Mikey Fields tells PutnamLIES.com, "I seen this with my own eyes, lmfao!! If anyone knows my boy Creeper aka Chad Day y'all know how he gets down!! The fat dude turned the TV on full blast at 5:45am while people was trying to sleep and he got the shit smacked out of him not punched! The fat guy is just a lil cry baby snitch and is also suing chad for the incident. Lmao!! Free Creeper !!!"

Let's all give Chad Day a laurel and hearty handshake!


Halburn is charged with telephone harassment and disruption of government services. He's being held on a $1500 bond which, we have been told he cannot pay and is calling left and right trying to find someone to put the money up. He has been turned down by all his friends and even his relatives in California, because they're "not willing to risk their money on his behavior."


And check out the comments on WCHS TV's Facebook page. Nobody likes this fat bastard.
https://www.facebook.com/eyewitnessnewscharleston/photos/a.130149082844.132252.90859152844/10152628849187845/?type=3&theater

The prosecutor should give Creeper a medal, early release and a parade.
Funny how the fat son of a bitch who shits on the judicial system is the one constantly crying about getting no justice.


Monday, July 7, 2014

HALBURN JAILED!!!

HALBURN ARRESTED FOR SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS!!!
He's In The Jailhouse Now...Again
Arrested for the same thing in 2012.

MARK VANCE HALBURN
Domestic terrorist Mark Vance Halburn, was taken into custody by the Capitol police after making numerous, repeated, harassing phone calls to a state unemployment office.

Halburn made at least five phone calls to Workforce West Virginia Charleston manager Bunny Harper and her staff on June 7. The report says, “The insulting, demanding and abusive calls continued for approximately 2 hours.”

Halburn claimed that the workers had “broken his first amendment rights,” according to the complaint.

Halburn was out on bond from an June 25 arrest  in Dunbar where he went to the city clerk's office and he was “being very loud and demanding about a sign in the hallway,” The clerk triggered a panic alarm and Halburn was charged with disrupting a government process.

Halburn was charged Monday with harassing or repeated phone calls and is being held at South Central Regional Jail on $1,500 bond.


The charge is a misdemeanor.  Halburn faces a fine of not more than $500, or confinement in jail of not more than six months, or both.

Halburn was arrested for the same charge in 2012 at the same office.

The case number in Kanawha County is #14m-4622.

PutnamLIES.com will have more details as they become available.

Man arrested for alleged harassment

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A Dunbar man was arrested after allegedly making several harassing phone calls to a state employment office.
Capitol police took Mark Vance Halburn, 52, of 21st Street, into custody Monday.
Halburn, publisher of the Putnam Live website, allegedly made at least five phone calls to Workforce West Virginia Charleston manager Bunny Harper and her staff.
He claimed in the calls that the workers had “broken his first amendment rights,” according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
“The insulting, demanding and abusive calls continued for approximately 2 hours,” the complaint said.
Halburn was free on bond from an arrest two weeks ago in Dunbar.
The website publisher was arrested June 25 after an outburst in the Dunbar Municipal Court Clerk’s office led the clerk to sound the panic alarm.
Dunbar police in that instance found him in the office “being very loud and demanding about a sign in the hallway,” according to that complaint. He was charged in that instance with disrupting a government process.
Halburn was charged Monday with harassing or repeated phone calls and is being held at South Central Regional Jail on $1,500 bond.
- See more at: http://www.wvgazettemail.com/article/20140707/DM02/140709500/1277#sthash.2KXxMCQT.dpuf
http://arre.st/WV-1005112189

Thursday, June 26, 2014

HALBURN ARRESTED IN DUNBAR!!!

Mark Vance Halburn was arrested again today, exactly a year after he was jailed for contempt of court and spent 24 hrs in jail because he couldn’t pay $250

The story behind the story:

Halburn was caught on Charles Ave. in Dunbar, on Father's Day, close to midnight, going 39 in a 25 zone.
He got a second ticket for an unsigned registration card. The only reason that the second ticket was given was that he went off on the officer after getting the speeding ticket. He not only got the original cop involved but his shift commander as well when he threw his tantrum.
He demanded they call the Chief and also demanded that all speed limits be done away with after 11: 00 pm. since there is not much traffic.
He also wants the city to make a new law that contractors not be able to start work until after 9:00 am so he can sleep. 




On Wednesday, Halburn went to Dunbar City Hall to argue about the traffic ticket. He went to the

municipal court clerk’s office  where he became "very loud and demanding,” about about a sign in the hallway.
Halburn apparently was upset because he mistakenly walked upstairs to pay for his ticket and that the sign was wrong.
He was told by the clerk if he wanted a hearing on the matter that he would have to come back to court at 5 p.m. on July 1.
Halburn continued to argue about the ticket and got louder and louder, causing the clerk to get worried and use a panic alarm.
At that point
Dunbar Capt. Scott Elliott was summoned to City Hall. Mayor Terry Greenlee told Halburn to quiet down or leave. Jess Bailes, the Dunbar police chief, asked Halburn to step out of the office, but Halburn refused. At that point, Bailes and Elliott escorted Halburn out of the office.

Halburn was charged with disrupting a government process. He was free on bond Wednesday night.
It's unknown if the sign at City Hall said, "Use the other entrance."  


As two different court ordered mental evaluations stated :
"His psychological profile and behavior would suggest that he has propensity for aggressive behavior. Given his degree of agitation and volatility, any threats made by him should be taken seriously and dealt with appropriately."


and 

"His arrests follow the pattern clearly seen by the mental health professionals: he generates needless conflict and then overreacts when his bullying tactics are resisted."
The publisher of a Putnam County news website was arrested after allegedly being disruptive in the Dunbar court clerk’s office.
Mark Vance Halburn, 52, of 21st Street in Dunbar, was taken into custody Wednesday in Dunbar City Hall.
Dunbar Capt. Scott Elliott was dispatched to City Hall for a panic alarm. When he arrived, he found Halburn in the municipal court clerk’s office “being very loud and demanding” about a sign in the hallway, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
Halburn told the clerk the sign was wrong and that he had walked upstairs because of it, according to the complaint. Halburn was at the court to pay a fine for an unknown offense.
The clerk then told him if he wanted a hearing on the matter that he would have to come back to court at 5 p.m. on July 1.
The clerk told police that Halburn continued to argue about the ticket and got louder and louder, causing the clerk to get worried and use the panic alarm, the complaint said.
Elliott wrote that Mayor Terry Greenlee had told Halburn to quiet down or leave. Jess Bailes, city police chief, asked Halburn to step out of the office, but Halburn refused. Bailes and Elliott escorted Halburn out of the office.
Halburn was charged with disrupting a government process. He was free on bond Wednesday night.
- See more at: http://www.wvgazettemail.com/article/20140625/DM02/140629491/1277#sthash.VvWd8480.dpuf
The publisher of a Putnam County news website was arrested after allegedly being disruptive in the Dunbar court clerk’s office.
Mark Vance Halburn, 52, of 21st Street in Dunbar, was taken into custody Wednesday in Dunbar City Hall.
Dunbar Capt. Scott Elliott was dispatched to City Hall for a panic alarm. When he arrived, he found Halburn in the municipal court clerk’s office “being very loud and demanding” about a sign in the hallway, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
Halburn told the clerk the sign was wrong and that he had walked upstairs because of it, according to the complaint. Halburn was at the court to pay a fine for an unknown offense.
The clerk then told him if he wanted a hearing on the matter that he would have to come back to court at 5 p.m. on July 1.
The clerk told police that Halburn continued to argue about the ticket and got louder and louder, causing the clerk to get worried and use the panic alarm, the complaint said.
Elliott wrote that Mayor Terry Greenlee had told Halburn to quiet down or leave. Jess Bailes, city police chief, asked Halburn to step out of the office, but Halburn refused. Bailes and Elliott escorted Halburn out of the office.
Halburn was charged with disrupting a government process. He was free on bond Wednesday night.
- See more at: http://www.wvgazettemail.com/article/20140625/DM02/140629491/1277#sthash.VvWd8480.dpuf

The publisher of a Putnam County news website was arrested after allegedly being disruptive in the Dunbar court clerk’s office.
Mark Vance Halburn, 52, of 21st Street in Dunbar, was taken into custody Wednesday in Dunbar City Hall.
Dunbar Capt. Scott Elliott was dispatched to City Hall for a panic alarm. When he arrived, he found Halburn in the municipal court clerk’s office “being very loud and demanding” about a sign in the hallway, according to a complaint filed in Kanawha Magistrate Court.
Halburn told the clerk the sign was wrong and that he had walked upstairs because of it, according to the complaint. Halburn was at the court to pay a fine for an unknown offense.
The clerk then told him if he wanted a hearing on the matter that he would have to come back to court at 5 p.m. on July 1.
The clerk told police that Halburn continued to argue about the ticket and got louder and louder, causing the clerk to get worried and use the panic alarm, the complaint said.
Elliott wrote that Mayor Terry Greenlee had told Halburn to quiet down or leave. Jess Bailes, city police chief, asked Halburn to step out of the office, but Halburn refused. Bailes and Elliott escorted Halburn out of the office.
Halburn was charged with disrupting a government process. He was free on bond Wednesday night.
- See more at: http://www.wvgazettemail.com/article/20140625/DM02/140629491/1277#sthash.VvWd8480.dpuf

Monday, June 16, 2014

A Fathers Day Card From Dunbar PD

Dunbar PD reports that the Mark Vance Halburn was cited around midnight last night for speeding.

Doesn't mean 39
After Halburn was caught going 39 in a 25 zone on Charles Avenue Sunday night  he started going off on the officer.
So then he also got a bonus ticket for having an unsigned registration card. The only reason that ticket was given was his shitty behavior . 
He demanded that all speed limits be done away with after 11: 00 pm. since there is not much traffic.
He also wants the city to make a new law that contractors not be able to start work until after 9:00 am so he can sleep.


That's going to cost him over $300 for both tickets.
He'll probably whine that it was Father's Day and he should be exempt, even though he doesn't have custody of his kid.
It will be someone else's fault. It always is.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Too Much Noise

Halburn is up in arms again about "excessive noise."

Seems that construction workers are cutting asphalt in his Dunbar neighborhood. A block away from his HUD garage apartment!

He demands that the workers erect sound walls around their construction site and start later than 8am. He demands that the industry design quieter equipment.
This is a guy that's deaf in one ear (he claims because of an improperly treated ear infection. It's always someone else's fault.) and hears voices in the other one. He also uses a CPAP machine which makes noise. 

But even after all that, this whiny fuckstick STILL claims construction noise STILL woke him up.
In his world the laws of physics don't apply. Sound can be contained with a magic wall that prevents it from escaping into the outside air.

Here's a suggestion.
BUY SOME FUCKING EAR PLUGS if your hearing is so sensitive.


It doesn't make any difference when they would start work.
Any time is too early for him. Start at 9, he'd say start at 10.
The world must run on his schedule.

He also tried to use the fact that there is a primary school one block in the other direction, conveniently leaving out the fact that school has been out for the last 2 weeks.

He constantly screams about common sense, consideration, decency and respect but shows none of that to anyone.



"Construction workers need to show more common sense and decency. Cutting asphalt for a NON-EMERGENCY situation before 8:00 am with loud machinery that wakes me up behind closed windows is RUDE! There's no other way to say it, folks! You have the right to earn your living but not to disrupt my home! The industry needs to design quieter equipment and show common decency. Also, telling someone to call city hall when it's obviously closed is rude!"

"We put Neal Armstrong on the moon, in 1969. They can design and build quieter construction equipment in the year 2014. The industry thinks that because they are creating jobs and/or progress they can run over people. Frankly, I don't care how much noise they make ON THE CONSTRUCTION SITE. I just don't want to hear it in my home with my windows shut. And,  it isn't just city hall to blame. (Which isn't answering the phone). Workers simply need to show common sense and consideration. I am sure that if I walked into ANY of those workers homes (at ANY time) and demanded that they stop what they are doing and read my website that the police would be called. But they think they can invade MY home with their loud noise and I must tolerate it. Again, they are being rude!"
"The guy doing the work was the owner of his company. He chose the equipment, the time, and to have a crappy attitude with no consideration for the neighbors.  I work full-time and have a small business. I work 7 days a week. So my SLEEP IS IMPORTANT TO ME! And, yes, I WILL complain about some inconsiderate person that doesn't respect those around him."

"It needs to be said that I am nearly deaf in one ear, with a constant ringing noise (due to an improperly treated ear infection.) I also use a CPAP machine which has a blowing sound. So the fact that this construction worker STILL woke me up-from nearly a block away-tells you how noisy he was. As for this administration and workers, the previous one was worse on that issue."

"they were cutting asphalt on the street about a block away. Which means they have NO CASE for disrupting INSIDE MY OWN HOME!"

"They can control when and where they turn on their equipment. They can erect sound walls around their construction site. They DO NOT have the right to disturb me inside my home. It is RUDE and INCONSIDERATE! Why do you defend their RUDE and INCONSIDERATE behavior?

" The purpose of an ambulance is to assist in saving lives. It moves fast and is usually not in one place for a long time like construction noise. An ambulance is working in an EMERGENCY situation which was NOT the case for the man cutting ssphalt which 24 hours later STILL remains in place. This worker was putting HIS CONVENIENCE ahead of the rights of the neighbors who pay the property taxes that fund his employment and should have waited until after 9 and also erected a sound wall as there is also a primary school one block in the other direction. Its a matter of common sense and common decency."

Monday, May 26, 2014

More Harbor Fraud

Harbor Freight has kicked Mark Halburn to the curb.















First, he was suspended for being disrespectful to the manager. Then he went on medical leave because he "hurt his wrist at work". In the time  he was employed there he supposedly got hurt 3-4 times.  
After that he tried to say he tripped over some pallets and fell, then a trailer hitch fell on his foot. He was on leave until May 15th.
Someone's looking for a workers comp claim. What a low life loser. 

His injury hasn't affected him doing his "reporting" though. And working at Union Mission where he was hired on May 9.
Some people could call that Workers Comp fraud.

If Harbor Freight could find him "working" otherwise, they'd have a good claim. They're not paying him to not come to work so he can play Mr Big Important Newsman.

And then, he evidently touched a co-worker's butt and made her uncomfortable every time they left at the same time. She started leaving 10 minutes before him.

He started calling management threatening to sue them over our previous report.
Now he thinks PutnamLies is one of the people working there.

At the end of May, he gave them his  2 week notice, but they let him go when he turned it in. Reports say he was fired  for sexual harassment of a female worker.
Jesus doesn't sexually harass, Mark.

He claims he got a manager position at U-haul.  It's always a manager position.. Whatever it is, it's something where he can wear his sloppy t-shirts, shorts, and sandals to work. 

Whatever the new job is, he still comes into Harbor Freight 2 or 3 times a week using free item coupons.
That's just more stalking behavior to let everyone know he's still around. You can't push him around.

Friday, May 16, 2014

Pat myself again

Another pat myself on the back incident. This time no doubt precipitated by the incident at Harbor Freight. These things always happen when Halburn has found himself in an embarrassing situation.

He says:
"Wednesday morning, on my way to an appointment, I drove by a home, in Dunbar, and saw a senior citizen that appeared to be taking a nap next to his home. Upon closer inspection, I suspected that he'd collapsed. I stopped my car and tried to wake him and learned he was unconscious. Thankfully, I had my cell phone and called 911 while others ran to the scene. We revived him while paramedics rolled and arrived. When I went back to my car, I realized that I hadn't even turned off the ignition. (I guess I was focused on the victim). Thankfully, I spoke to him later and he is OK. A diabetic who'd recently has his gall bladder removed, he says he over-exerted himself doing yard work. While I doubt there is an official study, I would love to learn how many lives have been saved by the availability of cell phones. We hear about texting and driving accidents, and those reports are terrible. However, I think the invention and use of cell phones are far more positive than negative. This can be a fun thread. How have cell phones had a positive impact in your life?"

Monday, April 21, 2014

Easter

Halburn Stalks Delegate on Holy Day

Yesterday, on Easter morning, Halburn drove 40 miles from his rodent infested, one bedroom, garage apartment to the Barboursville church where Delegate Kelli Sobonya attends so he could distribute negative fliers about her on windshields. 
Why? 
Because the legislature wouldn't pass his 25 or more bills AFTER the legislative session had ended

Kelli Sobonya
He had to stalk her to know where she goes to church
That's some crazy research to look up her church and drive to Huntington to do that.

In the past, Halburn has shown up in the middle of a town hall meeting in Lincoln county to shove a camera in her face as she continued to address the crowd.
He has called her real estate office after hours leaving messages for her with the agent on duty even though he has her number and has used it.

Friday, March 28, 2014

Appeal To Insanity

Halburn is appealing the denial of his request to take his kid to California. He says "Here's part of what the boy and I can enjoy together, in addition to Disneyland, the beach, Legoland, and the zoos..." 


Then there's the part about the trunk of a car, a closet at a cheap motel and a lifetime on the run.

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Harbor Fraud



Halburn has a new minimum wage menial job as a stockboy at Harbor Freight Tools in Cross Lanes. I guess the insurance sales job didn't work out. Stop by and pick up a magnifying device or one of those those handy pick up devices and give him some shit. Demand to be serviced. 
How ironic is it that someone who complained about Walmart selling cheap Chinese shoes is now selling cheap Chinese tools? 
This is going to look real good on his voluminous resume.

Strangely enough, he made no mention of his past when applying there. Said his name was Vance.
He works 3 days a week and gets no health coverage. Reports are that everyone hates him at work because he acts like the asshole that he is.
This was the same Harbor Freight store he defrauded in 2012 when he first moved into his shitty rodent infested garage apartment in Dunbar.

"How I shop: I need a toolbox and reversible screwdriver set. While moving in I found a crate of "stuff" under the kitchen sink. One item was a "welder's apron" in a sealed package from Harbor Freight tools. I "think" we can rule out me taking a welding class, so I take it tonight and exchange it for a new toolbox and reversible screwdriver set. The manager handles the exchange, I reach for my wallet to pay the difference, she laughs and hands me the difference: One penny. You read it right: I get a new toolbox, a screwdriver set-and a penny!"

Mr. ethical, honest Christian.


Lets see how long this job lasts.

Monday, January 6, 2014

A Visit From Pappy Parker

 Halburn has all these sock puppets he's created to attack others or defend his ridiculous positions. The latest is one called Pappy Parker.

 He originally made a Facebook Profile called Pappy Parker's Fruits & Vegetables way back in March 2013 when we made fun of him for digging through the trash looking for bottle caps.
Back then Pappy said,"I worked at a prize fulfillment center before I retired. Each prize ordered affects about 10 jobs from the warehouse to the packer to the box maker to the UPS processing center to the driver. Keep turning in those Coke points. The economy needs you and your son probably loves getting packages in the mail. As for your critics, screw them. You do great work for Putnam County." 





Except he slipped up. See that phone number? Yeah, that's Halburn's. He added the photo later.

Last Friday, Halburn demanded on his blog that the Board of Education endanger our children's lives by doing away with snow days and sending students to school when the roads are dangerous.






OPINION: School Closures




Our Students Need To Get An Education
Opinion

Putnam County students get to stay home-for a day. Schools are closed!
Due to the snowfall, Friday, January 3rd, 2014, all Putnam County Schools announced are closed for the day.
It’s a familiar article and announcement made several times a year.
When a few inches of snow falls, Putnam County Schools goes into the “wimp mode” and orders that schools shut down for a day.
This is wrong.
A few inches of overnight snowfall shouldn’t shut down our classrooms. Students need their education on a daily basis.
West Virginia’s schools are some of the worst in the nation. Instead of calling unnecessary snow days, a two-hour delay and a 220 day classroom schedule needs to take place-statewide.
Don’t keep our students home where they watch television and play video games. Parents don’t need to be burdened with last-minute day care and babysitting adjustments. Once a two-hour delay is called, stick with it!
This isn’t a school bus issue. Students rarely die in school bus accidents, including states from Colorado to Wyoming to Maine to Washington. Parents should take the responsibilty (sic) of bringing their children to school.
Our students need their education. Part of that is knowing that education is a priority. A few inches of snow is a lame excuse to cancel school for the day.
There are econonic (sic) issues as well. Those classrooms are heated whether students are there or not. Turning on the heat, lights, and other items when classrooms are empty is simply a waste of money.
It’s a simple solution: Keep our children in school.
 
This obviously caused a firestorm on PutnumLive's FB page.
Virtually every comment berated him for his dangerous, know-nothing position.


He made a feeble attempt to defend himself by trotting out Ol' Pappy Parker to leave comments supporting Halburn's position. He actually broke out the sock puppet to insult the people who criticized his stupid editoral.

Pappy's first lie was, "This retired upstate New York school bus driver is laughing at the comments about school buses. When was the last time someone heard about a school bus crashing on a cold morning? Extremely rare. Even the Pennsylvania school bus crash, this morning, was because the car crossed the divider. No students were injured. The ladies whining with their comments watch too much Soapnet."

Later Pappy continued, "I am a WV native living up the road from Buffalo. I graduated from the old Buffalo High School, moved with my first wife to upstate New York, when our son attended Rochester Institute of Technology. He challenged me, in my 40's to go to college. I did. We graduated together. I came back to West Virginia when my wife passed away. My son went to WVU law school and challenged me to do the same. He graduated with honors. ( I didn't.) But I graduated. Both of us passed the West Virginia Bar. My son still lives in Morgantown and is a Circuit Judge near WVU. I hooked up with a Buffalo High School classmate who had a daughter that went to law school with me and I re-married. She wanted to live in Putnam County and we've been here ever since. We also own a condo in Morgantown, another in Myrtle Beach, and a home in Tampa. We are here this week for the holidays. If people are so concerned about black ice, they need to plow their own roads. Or Putnam County and the Putnam County Schools need to buy some snow plows and get out there. Or both. There's nothing wrong with a community effort. Yes, I was out at 5:00 a.m. plowing our road. My neighbors appreciated being able to drive to work safely. A lawyer driving a snowplow. Shoud have shot video. The main issue is that education needs to be a higher priority."

Do you live in Putnam County or are you just here visiting?
So you worked at a "prize fulfillment center", retired as a bus driver, went to law school  AND you have homes in Putnam County, and Tampa, and condos in Morgantown, Myrtle Beach.
That bus driving must be REAL lucrative.
It must be hard keeping all the lies straight.


Strangely enough, everything Pappy wrote is said and written exactly the way Halburn writes.

Every single one of the responding posts that pointed out that Pappy was really Mark Halburn was deleted.
Then, Sunday, he deleted everyone's posts.


Is it any wonder the Courts won't let him have any custody of his son?
This is exactly the type of self-centered, sleazy, substandard reporting we've come to expect from Mark Halburn and PutnumLive.com.

And after he posted his lies, Psycho Pappy went back and updated his profile with a pic stolen from here: http://www.aarp.org/work/working-after-retirement/info-10-2013/nonprofit-helps-veterans-learn-farming.html

He's since changed it again.



 
 
 
 

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