Monday, 2:30 PM Update:
One Set Of Flip Flops In The Snow
It's 30 degrees, the wind is blowing, it's snowing and Shitbag is wearing shorts and sandals.
He nearly busted his ass twice on the U-haul ramp.
We'll have updates when they are available.
Monday, 7:30 PM Update:
Mark Halburn has finally fled West Virginia. He stopped at City Hall tonight (in the moving van) and told City Manager Ben Newhouse he was "out of here". And during the City Council meeting, he texted Mayor Scott Edwards with "adios". He was then seen heading towards Charleston in his U-Haul. Exactly as PutnamLIES.com predicted. Slinking away in the night like a whipped dog.
It's time to celebrate in Hurricane!
Tuesday 9:45 PM Update:
West Virginia police agencies have received calls from an officer with the South Carolina Capitol Police asking questions about Halburn. It appears that he has been harassing the shit out of all kinds of people at the SC Capitol. They were told what we have all been through dealing with the moron over the past 5 years. The WV officer also offered his condolences to the State of SC.
PutnamLIES.com can confirm that the State of South Carolina, the State of North Carolina, the State of North Carolina Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission AND the US Department of Homeland Security have all visited here searching for information about Mark Halburn.
Hasta la vista asshole!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he doesn't have Doedy out there hauling things for him.
ReplyDeleteHey, wait a second.. There's something missing from this picture. Like the For Sale sign???
ReplyDeleteI am moving to Myrtle Beach while you are stuck in the snow. I win!
ReplyDeleteHey Mark it jsut shows what type of person you are...leaving your son behind while you run off... worthless dead beat.
ReplyDeleteThey will have to garnishee his wages (if he ever gets a job) to get any child support for the little boy.
ReplyDeleteThe picture says it all:
ReplyDeleteAn obese friendless divorcee moving out of the house, with the help of absolutely NO ONE. It might be sad were he not a completely irredeemable assclown.
A word of caution, though: like a venereal disease, people like Mark can return unexpectedly. You gotta stay vigilant to make sure that he's not just moving to Milton or some other unsuspecting nearby locale.
Otherwise, fair thee well, Marky. You will not be missed.
One last thought - If he moves near the beach, will he immediately contact the Mayor and City Council member to complain about the noise made by the Atlantic Ocean?
ReplyDelete"Yes, this is Mark Halburn. Don't you care that the surf is excessively noisy today? YOU SHOULD RESIGN!"
One catastrophe after another...one failure after another...one lie after another. "If you live by the pen, you may perish by the pen". I'll guarantee he has not learned anything. Being obsessed with trying run Putnam County government in the ground didn't work out too well, but I'll go out on a limb and say he hasn't learned anything. Treating people with disrespect and distrust will only earn one the same thing. Thank goodness no one will have to suffer from his abuse of the 1st Amendment much longer.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to his car? He can't keep the U-Haul for driving around where ever he ends up.
ReplyDeleteHe' back.
ReplyDeleteNot for long.
ReplyDeleteHe visits the kid Wednesday through Sunday, proving that he doesn't have a job.
Then he goes back to South Carolina and hangs a few pictures.
He's got a divorce hearing May 2, so after Dolores gets sole custody, maybe we won't see him again.