Halburn has a new minimum wage menial job as a stockboy at Harbor Freight Tools in Cross Lanes. I guess the insurance sales job didn't work out. Stop by and pick up a magnifying device or one of those those handy pick up devices and give him some shit. Demand to be serviced.
How ironic is it that someone who complained about Walmart selling cheap Chinese shoes is now selling cheap Chinese tools?
This is going to look real good on his voluminous resume.
Strangely enough, he made no mention of his past when applying there. Said his name was Vance.
He works 3 days a week and gets no health coverage. Reports are that everyone hates him at work because he acts like the asshole that he is.
He works 3 days a week and gets no health coverage. Reports are that everyone hates him at work because he acts like the asshole that he is.
"How I shop: I need a toolbox and reversible screwdriver set. While moving in I found a crate of "stuff" under the kitchen sink. One item was a "welder's apron" in a sealed package from Harbor Freight tools. I "think" we can rule out me taking a welding class, so I take it tonight and exchange it for a new toolbox and reversible screwdriver set. The manager handles the exchange, I reach for my wallet to pay the difference, she laughs and hands me the difference: One penny. You read it right: I get a new toolbox, a screwdriver set-and a penny!"
Mr. ethical, honest Christian.
Lets see how long this job lasts.
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