Thursday, September 27, 2018

Pet Patrol

Halburn Hauls Hound Home

Yesterday Halburn had to brag to his audience of sycophants and disaffected dads:



It's a dog, asshole. Not a "fur person."
You're not even fit to be around your "son person" and you're getting a dog?
You're a real animal lover aren't you, shitbag?

"El Oroso"
You treated your last dog so well.
Everyone who drove through the Walmart parking lot had to avoid hitting him because you let him run loose all the time.
It's the same dog that you abandoned after your second ex-wife threw you out of her house and you moved to South Carolina.

You're just like one of these bums you see on the street with a dog. Can't take care of yourself , but you're hauling a dog around.

"Jazzy"
Rescuing a dog from a shelter doesn’t make you a saint. It doesn’t even make you an OK guy.
People do it every day.
This is just another cynical effort by Halburn to make himself look like a normal person. It won't work.

How long before you discard this one, fatass?

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