We hope you can keep your food down after you see these.
Our ace Hurricane correspondent, Dolemite, was out Friday evening and captured the following pictures.
These are images you'll see only on PutnamLIES.com.
And after you see them, you'll be glad of it.
Watering those precious trees
Surveying the future sound barrier.
Those are going to be real nice. IN ABOUT 40 YEARS!
His Reward. A tall cool drink. Probably of hamburger gravy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, MARK HALBURN!
Jeezus H Tapdancing Christ! My Eyes!
Can you believe this fat fuck has the nerve to go out in public like this? There ought to be a law!
"I'm not a physical fitness expert"
---Halburn at his latest trial.
No shit.
This must be his latest anti-WalMart tactic...trying to scare their customers away.
ReplyDeleteEye bleach!!! For the love of God... EYE BLEACH!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least there isn't any pictures of his wife motor boating him.
ReplyDeleteHe has an outtie. That's all I'm sayin.
ReplyDeleteOh, and when I was 8 months pregnant with TWINS my stomach wasn't that big.
And here I thought my older aged stomach looked bad. Shit, my tummy is a wimp compared to THAT! I may look like a beached whale but what in the hell is in that picture?
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