Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Halburn On New Stalking Expedition?

Several of our readers who
frequent Topix, the trailer park of the internet, informed us that it appears that Halburn, posing as the sock puppet Election Watcher, has been posting from a New Martinsville WV IP address since sometime last night.

There are only 2 explanations for this.

One, his ISP has assigned him a New Martinsville IP address. New Martinsville is 150 miles away from Hurricane. Likely? We think not.

Two, he's actually in the New Martinsville area.
What's his interest there?
Our favorite Girl of Words lives in that area. If he was willing to drive to Washington DC to stalk her 2 summers ago and threaten to do the same thing last summer, it's even more attractive to him now that she's a little closer to home.

Either way, he's there to stalk someone or he somehow changed his IP to reflect her hometown just to terrorize her.

We invite Halburn to offer his explanation.

A warning for you Halburn, West Virginia is a shall issue state. It's also a castle doctrine state. If you don't know what that means, look it up.
Be very careful. This isn't California.

Osama Bin Laden is dead. Long live Omarko Bin Halburn, domestic terrorist.

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5 comments:

  1. If he doesn't know what it means, he'll find out soon enough if he's dumb enough to show up at GOW's house. :D I'd pay good money to see video footage of that.

    He's welcome to stalk me. Georgia is also both a shall issue, and a castle doctrine state.

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  2. "Omarko Bin Halburn"

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

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  3. What is the domain of address? Is it for Suddenlink or wifi like from MacDonalds?
    I live there would track him down like a Navy Seal.

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  4. Any new updates?

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