Once again you can be the scariest fat kid on your block with the Official PutnamLIES.com Mark Hallburn Halloween Mask.
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Introduced last year, the PutnamLIES.com Strokey Mark Mask is the most popular mask we offer! With 75% more scare than the regular mask, this was downloaded over 1500 times last year.
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This year, readers have asked for accessories to go with their masks, so we're introducing the MARK HALBURN MANPURSE!
Now you too can pretend that you're very important. Pretend you're a reporter for a blog. Do like Halburn and keep track of the things you don't have to do or the people you need to harass. Send an invoice for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
It's easy with your manpurse.
Pick a mask, print it out, cut it out & put it on!
(straitjacket not included)
Go to the Hurricane Walmart.
Go to Hurricane City Hall.
Go swimming (only when the pool's closed, of course.)
Be a substitute teacher in Kanawha County! (no qualifications needed)
Go Trick or Treating at Fatso's house.
Do anything you want!
You're Mark Fucking Hallburn!
Scare your friends!
Scare your neighbors!
They'll run. They'll cry.
They'll shit their pants!
Many thanks!
Happy Halloween!
OMG that's scary.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure you stay out of the county parks!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed. No syrup-stained shirt, cut-off sweats, or sandals to complete the ensemble?
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