It's your birthday today.
That word I'll pass.
I hate you because
you kicked my ass.
My wife divorced me.
It's all your fault.
I'm lucky I'm not
in jail for assault.
I'm homeless now.
I'm really down.
Because you
ran me out of town.
I did eat my way all the way through this cake just for you though!!!
I hope there's some left for you.
Mmmmmm. Yummy. Feed me more!
Happy Birthday anyway!
A lovely tribute, sir! Another birthday already. Has it really been this long?
ReplyDeleteIf anybody wants to throw a birthday lobster my way, I'm open.