Tuesday, May 29, 2012

No Room At The Inn

Halburn Comes Back, Shows His Ass 
Involved In More Hotel Incidents

Mark Vance Halburn mugshot
Mark Halburn came back to town this weekend either to complain about the Wave Pool or to visit his little boy. We think it was the latter.
But, while he was here he managed to be involved in two separate incidents at two separate hotels, sources tell PutnamEYES.com.

He arrived at the Comfort Inn in Cross Lanes on Friday needing a room. Unfortunately for him, that location has been closed for renovation since May 18.

comfort inn cross lanes

When he was told this he became very belligerent. The clerk referred him to Huntington or Barboursville.

Halburn then got on the phone to Barboursville, a location he was familiar with since he had been there in the past.

comfort inn barboursville

On a previous visit,  he made a huge disturbance, was rather rude to other guests, etc. Typical Halburn behavior.

Unbeknownst to him, he was banned from that location after that.
Apparently though nobody told Halburn this because he called and asked for a room. When he was turned down he really flew off the handle. That's when the hilarity ensued.

What caused the brouhaha?

Halburn loves to make irrational demands.
First he started with something he desperately needs.
A job.
One that paid him $55,000.
And a corporate car.
And his own personal suite.
Loudly.
He was told in no uncertain terms that he wasn't getting anything.

He allegedly called Comfort Inn Corporate and started making threats. The threats allegedly involved threatening to blow up their corporate office and corporate cars and he also allegedly threatened the manager.

Halburn's mugshot is now posted at the check in counter in Barboursville. If he ever sets foot on the premises again he will be arrested.

Why this guy's not in jail right now is beyond us.

The unusual thing about this incident is that it didn't involve a pool this time.

You know, fatboy, if you come to town to visit your son, you might try to not act in a way where you have no place to stay. Enjoy your supervised visits, motherfucker. With behavior like this, you shouldn't get ANY visits at all. You're a danger to yourself and others. But especially to the little boy. He deserves better.

We're watching you Halburn.
Every time you come to town.

all seeing eye





The all seeing eye never blinks

11 comments:

  1. Wow. Terroristic threatening in this day and age? That's a very arrestable offense...one that carries prison time.

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  2. For some unknown reason, the staff at "The West Virginia Record" took a few quotes from Marky in regard to the "Rite" filed against Mike Kelly (I assumed a "journalist" would know how to spell "writ", but whatever...)..

    One of his quotes dovetails nicely with the remark above regarding terroristic threats - he is quoted as saying that Mike Kelly "should be recused from the planet."

    In all seriousness, someone should really do something about this guy. His behavior has always been, shall we say, erratic, but it seems like this divorce thing has thrown him into full-blown psychotic mode.

    BTW, here's the link to the Record article: http://www.wvrecord.com/news/244231-putnam-man-attacks-family-judge-in-complaint

    Enjoy!

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  3. Halburn always phrases things so they're ambiguous. It's always semantics with this fat fuck.

    It's like when he asked about Judge Spaulding, "Does O.C. stand for on crack?" He said he never actually said he was on crack, he just asked the question.

    He apparently made the death wish against Kelly in another one of his divorce motions as well.

    One of these days his assholery is going to catch up with him. And that day is coming real soon.

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  4. Fatburn is lucky he isn't in a federal holding cell in Charleston right now. Terroristic threats are punishable by a mandatory 10 years in FEDERAL prison (not just the county lockup) under 18 USC § 2332b of the United States Code (that's the USC part there Fatburn).

    Federal prison isn't a cake walk from what I hear. But Fatburn wouldn't have to worry about his power, cable or internet going out, since the lights are on 24/7 in the cell and they don't allow inmates to have television or the internet at all. You pretty much sit in your 6x6 cell for 23 1/2 hours a day and rot with VERY little contact with the outside world. They don't take bitching, whining, and complaining (or threats) lightly there either.

    So, Fatburn, you better hope they don't have you on tape making those threats or anyone you threatened have you on camera phone. That is all the cops need to turn it over to the FBI (if they haven't already) and you will be doing 10 large in ADX Florence (the Federal Supermax in Florence, Colorado).

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  5. It's fitting that Halburn would shop at a place like Best Buy since they're big CAIR-Hamas supporters and he's a domestic terrorist.

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  6. He missed the boat.......should have asked for a million bucks, maybe even $10,000,000

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  7. I wonder if they posted the mug shot or the droopy picture.

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  8. PutnamLIES.com never said Halburn was in Cabell County last weekend. He had no place to stay.

    Notice that Halburn NEVER denies the allegations. Only that the threats were made last weekend. That's not what we wrote. We said it happened in the past.

    Sociopaths are great at parsing words. Halburn writes yet another vague, self-serving story that gives him a chance to quote himself. He loves to brag about his inflated readership numbers. The only thing Halburn is great at is being a lunatic.
    We bet that the Theraldson guy would have said anything to get him the hell off the phone.

    When his behavior comes out to bite him in the ass, he starts back pedaling furiously.

    The Barboursville Comfort Inn is a fine establishment. Members of our staff have stayed there in the past and have enjoyed the amenities offered. We're glad they don't rent rooms to people like Mark Halburn.

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  9. I like how HUDdie accuses this news site of being politically funded from his single wide welfare trailer with no proof to back it up.

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  10. Par for the course.
    "Wendy James" (a Tyler Hollywood invention)told Lardass that this site was funded by politicians and he gobbled it up like a bucket of KFC.

    He's so gullible and predictable.

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  11. Ooops, I misread, I thought you wrote that he made the threats last week. My goof. :)

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