Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Another Day, Another Problem

Crime Beat 



Halburn Back In Town, Harassing Bank Employees.
Thrown Out Of Parenting Class At The Courthouse.


 Halburn rolled back into town last night to get rested up for a big day. He wasn't here 12 hours before the trouble started.

Mark Vance Halburn mugshot
Mark Vance Halburn
Domestic Terrorist













  
He started off the day at Poca Valley Bank where he was turned down for a loan. After they stopped laughing they told him to fuck off and he stormed out.

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Then he started calling them them. Non stop. 
No threats, as far as we know. He just kept calling and asking for employees by name.
This happened mostly at the Winfield branch
but he called the one in Poca as well.
The bank has filed a police report.

Then, to end the day, he was thrown out of the Putnam County Courthouse.


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As part of his impending divorce Halburn was ordered to attend parenting class.
All participants in the classes are required to watch a video featuring the man who kicked Mark Halburn's ass, Kanawha County Family Court Judge Mike Kelly.
As soon as Kelly appeared on the screen, Halburn became infuriated, immediately stood up, interrupted the class and announced that he was going to give his opinion of Kelly.
Whereupon he was told to leave. He refused and continued to talk.

Halburn then demanded that the teacher resign. Now. 
Then he wanted to know who her boss was.  
 
Halburn confronts trooper
 Two Deputies were called and Halburn was told in no uncertain terms to "Get the fuck out."

Halburn complained he didn't appreciate the Deputy's language and the Deputy told him to have fun finding someone to complain to.






Keep it up, meathead.
You've only got 30 percent custody now.
Getting thrown out of a parenting class is not going to improve your percentage of daddy time.

all seeing eye

The All Seeing Eye never blinks, motherfucker.
We're watching you.

14 comments:

  1. Lenny Fuckin' BernsteinSeptember 25, 2012 at 8:44 PM

    Also, who is going to give a personal loan to an unemployed, no-income, soon to be twice divorced person? Not a single bank. Maybe try a payday loan place? Oh, wait... you would have to have a verifiable income for that to work. Enjoy your dumpster, Trashburn!

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  2. I cannot understand what Mark thinks he will gain from his actions. Everything he does is counterproductive to his stated goals.

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  3. "Unfriggin" believable........"common sense" is obviously a phrase some people just can't grasp!

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  4. I thought he sold the blog for six figures. Why would he need a loan?

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  5. He also said he hit the lottery and bought a condo in North Myrtle Beach.
    He's a desperate out of work liar.

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  6. You can't fix stupid.....he is rude, crude, self centered, and selfish. There is nothing or no one that can help some people. He'll probably sue the parenting class for $1,000,000 to be paid immediately, or file a FOIA for all records from the PCSD for his BS behavior.......do every citizen of this region, as well as your son a favor....go back to where you were reared.....or have you burned every bridge there too?

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  7. Poor Halburn is now whining that the bank leaked his information.
    Nothing could be further from the truth.
    When the police get involved, fatboy, it becomes a matter of public record.

    Then he says he has a friend that monitors this site for him.
    Another lie.
    Number one, he has no friends.
    Number two, Halburn himself reads this site everyday and we have the logs to prove it.

    Any other lies you want to tell, shithead?

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  8. I wouldn't want him to poison the coyotes.

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  9. There has to be some way to get video or at least first-hand coverage of Bait-boy's divorce hearing.

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  10. He was whining because the bank released his information? Ha! What a crock of overcooked soup. What a bunch of malarkey. What an ulra-maroon. (thanks Bugs.) Lest he forgets he sent me a copy of his bank statement to prove he had a business. Then he sent a tax statement to me to show it was "making money". He's the leak!

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  11. Did I miss the pictures of the South Carolina hell-hole Mark was living in? I hope they are still to come.
    In the meantime please tease us with Mark's new address so we can look on google earth.

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  12. So he whines that the information is distorted. Perhaps, Mark, you can expound on exactly what is distorted in this report?
    The fact that you were turned down for a loan? The fact that you harassed the employees there via telephone?

    Notice that he doesn't even attempt to defend himself on being thrown out of the parenting class.
    Some parent he is!

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  13. What a piece of work he is...he even got thrown out of a church in st. albans

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