Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Halburn Returns - Show His Ass Again

Trouble Follows Wherever He Goes
Mark Halburn returned for Labor Day and is back to his old tricks.
On Monday, Halburn went to Racine, 60 miles away from Putnam County, where the United Mine Workers union holds their annual Labor Day picnic. This event is a magnet for Democrat politicians pandering for votes. And Earl Ray Tomblin was right there pandering. Which is nothing new.

redneck picnic

The new thing this year was that Mark Halburn was there stalking him.
Halburn ambushed Tomblin and began shouting questions at him about embattled Putnam County Family Court Judge William Watkins who Halburn, his toady Jay Smith and local crackpot and retarded child beater Tr0y Sext0n have also been harassing for the past year.Halburn needs to taught a lesson in civics (as well as civility). So let PutnamLIES.com school you once again, meathead.

You see, fatboy, there's this thing we have called the separation of powers. Our government is divided into 3 branches, each with separate and independent powers and areas of responsibility so that no branch has more power than the other branches. The Governor, head of the executive branch, has absolutely no authority over any other branch, regardless of what you may think. We know you probably weren't taught this during your so-called education in the People's Socialist Republic of California, but that's how it works in the real America, you un-American fuck.
Even if Tomblin wanted to do something about your new obsession, he's powerless to do so.

Halburn then continued to follow Tomblin and shouted a second set of questions until he was restrained and forced to leave the area, attendees told PutnamLIES.com. He's lucky the Governor's security detail didn't choke him out and make him do the chicken.

And, no Labor Day would be complete without Halburn bitching about the Wave Pool.

waves of fun

We thought those days were over when he moved to Galivants Ferry, South Carolina in March, but he's such a failure that he can't even hold a steady job there so he has plenty of time to come back and cause trouble here.

Halburn had his visitation with his little boy last weekend (he only gets 9 days a month since he's unfit to be a parent) and took him to the pool Sunday. Here's a question for you, lippy. Did you pay the $7.00 admission for him or did you lie and say he was only 4 years old and sneak him in for free? We know he turned 5 Wednesday.

As is fairly common this time of year, the pool was closed down Sunday afternoon for safety reasons due to nearby thunderstorms and lightning.
Halburn, of course objected to this. He would rather endanger the safety of his little boy and other swimmers so that he can float orca-like on the waves.

He even called County Commissioner Steve Andes and told him that he had two weeks to get a lifeguard certification.

PutnamLIES.com has an even better suggestion.
Why don't YOU get your lifeguard certification, Halburn?
You don't have a job and you could be the only lifeguard for the next two weeks since school has started. You could even call yourself the Lifeguard Supervisor. We understand you're getting your
Masters in H.R.

Otherwise go the fuck away. Don't come back here. Your shit got old a long time ago.

You're living on borrowed time anyway.

8 comments:

  1. Wow, just when you think Hallburn can't get anymore crazy, he does.

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  2. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

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  3. Quick! Someone check the side gate!

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  4. There will be no end in sight if this POS is allowed to maintain visitation of any type with his son. This poor kid is already picking up his father's sense of entitlement, which made itself quite evident at the playground this past week as this child repeatedly told my 2 year old son he couldn't play there, and repeatedly begged me to take him away. Of course, this whole incident was taking place while daddy sat in his car doing only god knows what.

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  5. Looks like the Blogger forgot to pay the renewal fee...

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  6. A source has told me that Hallburn is back to stay. He has already applied for a Lower Management Position at a local convenience store. They told him he was not a good fit for the culture and he proceeded to claim that he was overqualified for the position.

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  7. Yep. He's back.
    I guess his combo job of selling bait and waiting tables at the Apache Pier wasn't doing it for him. Unless he got fired from there too.

    It's pretty bad when you can't even get a job at Sheetz.
    I've seen ex-cons working there.

    Halburn's reputation precedes him, but apparently the schools in Kanawha county are so shitty that they will hire anyone to sub, so look for him to start stinking up those schools.

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