Bullshit, More Shit, Piled Higher and Deeper

PORCINE PUBLISHER PERSISTS PREVARICATING

Well, it didn't take long for Halburn to start backtracking about the cat story, which means that someone has definitely asked him about it.

After clearly saying he took the cat to a no-kill shelter where they scanned the animal's microchip, now he says it wasn't really a shelter, it was a just a farm where they do the same thing. Because all farmers have their own microchip reader, dental and veterinarian care on the premises.

And it's not just any farm, it's the "private West Virginia farm of a wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby." And unfortunately, he can't share the name of the farmer because the farmer begged Halburn never to write an article about him or reveal his super secret identity.
Who confuses a no-kill shelter with a farm?
Nobody does. Because it's more BULLSHIT!

So now we have a phantom farmer and a phantom "Louise" and a phantom touching reunion that Halburn says he couldn't make. You can believe that NOTHING would have kept him from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job and dragged himself through broken glass in order to be there.

And apparently, the farmer lets people who need pets to hang around the super secret facility because Halburn claims a woman was asking about adopting the cat.

But the funny thing is, that in his original telling of the story he said he said, "While I was there, I volunteered to shoot photos for their website and put about 50 animals on their memory card". So the farmer who wants to remain anonymous has a web site? Where's the website that you took the pictures for, Halburn? Give us the URL. 
A legitimate rescue place would want every bit of publicity they could get to help promote animal welfare practices.
Everyone wants to adopt a pet. 

 

Once he starts adding to the story, that's pretty much as much of an admission of guilt as you're going to get out of the fat bastard.

Then he started pumping out even more lies about the non-existent cat. Seems he thinks we want to know the name of the "wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby."
We don't give a shit who he is. You know why?
Because THERE IS NO FARMER and THERE IS NO FARM/NO-KILL SHELTER! There's not a farm anywhere around here that does that kind of thing. It doesn't exist except in Halburn's fevered brain.

Then he offers another lie about why "Louise," a Tampa resident, would fly out of Orlando. Easy he says, because she works five minutes from the Orlando airport. The only problem there is that she would have had to have caught an early flight out, which means she wouldn't have gone to work that day, just to the airport.
But she drives over an hour to Orlando anyway. Right.
Plus, people in Florida don't drive 3/4 of the way across the state to go to work. They don't have to. There's not a job in Orlando that you'd drive from Tampa to take that you couldn't find in Tampa.
MORE BULLSHIT AND LIES.

Keep digging that hole, fatboy. You can't explain away all the lies. But we all know you'll try.