HALBURN TRIES NEW SYMPATHY PLOY

"Back in 2006, I had a similar situation... After a week of heart tests, they found: 1) I had an allergic reaction to some food. 2) My heart is BACKWARDS. LITTERALLY BACKWARDS! After a discussion, they decided against open heart surgery. (I was 44 and had lived that long without it...) My cardiologist looked at me STRAIGHT FACED and told me not to play professional basketball or football. (Baseball doesn't put as much stress on the heart.) REALLY? At 44, what were the odds that I would be signed by a NBA or NFL team? ROFL!"

 

We're calling BULLSHIT on this one!
That’s a pretty big-ticket sympathy item for him to have never brought up until right now.
Never in any of his prior attempts to get sympathy for anything has this come out.

And since we've been nailing him for using a child as a sympathy ploy, he's had to stop that pathetic practice.He’s not dishonoring the memory of a dead child because he can’t get away with it anymore.

And, really? No doctor in any way caught that before then? Interesting.
That sounds a little major. Like it would have caused some kind of issue earlier in life, before he was morbidly obese.

And as stated in his 2008 mental evaluation when he was 47 years old:
"a). On hospital admission to Putnam General Hospital on July 28, 2006,Mr. Halburn was seen by Enrique Santana, M.D., and patient gave a history of sleep apnea for two years with the use of a C-PAP machine.
b). On July 31, 2006, Mr. Halburn had a cardiac catheterization which was unremarkable"

You’d think a heart cath would have caught that and wouldn’t have labeled A BACKWARDS FUCKING HEART as “unremarkable."

Well, fortunately, he’s at zero risk of being an athlete, because nobody’s gone pro in eating or stalking yet.
We would be surprised if he even has a heart considering the way he treats his second ex-wife and son.

Too bad it's not true.
Maybe he would die sooner.

21st Century Appliance Service Lies

In another one of his fictional "pat myself on the back" episodes, Halburn claimed last night that his neighbor's Sears refrigerator broke and he needed it repaired the next day but Sears had closed several hours ago. This was at 12:30 in the morning.

 

Ol' Fats decides he'll jump in and help by calling a Sears store in HONOLULU because it's 5 hours BEHIND the eastern time zone and is STILL OPEN! (Free long distance is his friend!) Doesn't matter that almost everyone has free long distance these days.

Then he claims that he did this once before and the repairman was so amazed that he offered him $50 to tell him how he was able to book repair appointments in the middle of the night. He continues and says he was able to talk the repairman into upping his offer and giving him a "benji" to do it.

It's the 21st century, dipshit. You don't need to call an actual Sears store. You can reach Sears Appliance & Home Repair and schedule a repair appointment 24 hours a day. And with a toll free number.

The whole story is total bullshit.
Like him claiming to have run over and killed a robbery suspect, the after concert car crash rescue, and the cat rescue
.
More self serving lies from a narcissistic congenital liar.

Bullshit, More Shit, Piled Higher and Deeper

PORCINE PUBLISHER PERSISTS PREVARICATING

Well, it didn't take long for Halburn to start backtracking about the cat story, which means that someone has definitely asked him about it.

After clearly saying he took the cat to a no-kill shelter where they scanned the animal's microchip, now he says it wasn't really a shelter, it was a just a farm where they do the same thing. Because all farmers have their own microchip reader, dental and veterinarian care on the premises.

And it's not just any farm, it's the "private West Virginia farm of a wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby." And unfortunately, he can't share the name of the farmer because the farmer begged Halburn never to write an article about him or reveal his super secret identity.
Who confuses a no-kill shelter with a farm?
Nobody does. Because it's more BULLSHIT!

So now we have a phantom farmer and a phantom "Louise" and a phantom touching reunion that Halburn says he couldn't make. You can believe that NOTHING would have kept him from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job and dragged himself through broken glass in order to be there.

And apparently, the farmer lets people who need pets to hang around the super secret facility because Halburn claims a woman was asking about adopting the cat.

But the funny thing is, that in his original telling of the story he said he said, "While I was there, I volunteered to shoot photos for their website and put about 50 animals on their memory card". So the farmer who wants to remain anonymous has a web site? Where's the website that you took the pictures for, Halburn? Give us the URL. 
A legitimate rescue place would want every bit of publicity they could get to help promote animal welfare practices.
Everyone wants to adopt a pet. 

 

Once he starts adding to the story, that's pretty much as much of an admission of guilt as you're going to get out of the fat bastard.

Then he started pumping out even more lies about the non-existent cat. Seems he thinks we want to know the name of the "wonderful animal lover, who doesn't want publicity and is wealthy enough to afford his life-saving hobby."
We don't give a shit who he is. You know why?
Because THERE IS NO FARMER and THERE IS NO FARM/NO-KILL SHELTER! There's not a farm anywhere around here that does that kind of thing. It doesn't exist except in Halburn's fevered brain.

Then he offers another lie about why "Louise," a Tampa resident, would fly out of Orlando. Easy he says, because she works five minutes from the Orlando airport. The only problem there is that she would have had to have caught an early flight out, which means she wouldn't have gone to work that day, just to the airport.
But she drives over an hour to Orlando anyway. Right.
Plus, people in Florida don't drive 3/4 of the way across the state to go to work. They don't have to. There's not a job in Orlando that you'd drive from Tampa to take that you couldn't find in Tampa.
MORE BULLSHIT AND LIES.

Keep digging that hole, fatboy. You can't explain away all the lies. But we all know you'll try.

HALBURN'S CAT RESCUE STORY IS A HOAX

More Lies From The Lying Liar
PutnamLIES Exposes Another Hoax

Remember a few years ago when Halburn rescued a family from a flaming car crash? Well, that was bullshit and we proved it.
Now he's pumping out another lie in order to make himself look good for his Facebook sycophants who think he's a swell guy.

These type of incidents always seem to happen around the same time Halburn has gotten into some sort of trouble. This one appears to be instigated by his conflict with Congressman Mooney's office and their notification of federal law enforcement.

Week before last, on Tuesday, January 19, before all the snow hit, he claimed a cat that hung out near his shitty garage apartment ran inside to escape the cold and parked himself on his saggy ass, crusty mattress.

"How cold is it? My town has a stray cat problem. There is one that hangs out near MY home. For THREE YEARS he wouldn't let me get near him. Last night it was about 4 degrees when I came home. As I opened my front door, guess who rushed inside? When I woke up this morning, guess who was sound asleep under my comforters?"

All of his toadies begged him to show them a photo of the sweet little kitty, but the vaunted reporter and photographer was unable to take even one picture.
Pretty convenient that a guy with a camera permanently hanging around his neck 24/7 took no pictures of the cat. None.
His excuse? "Apparently (the cat) was abused, because EVERY time I held up a camera to take his picture, he ran to hide."
Right.
Because a sleeping cat is so hard to photograph.
You know why there are no pictures? Because it NEVER HAPPENED!

So he then he says he named the cat Simba and since he couldn't keep it, he took it to a "no-kill" shelter the next day. It's there that the really big whoppers began.

"He returned tonight. Right now "Simba" (yes, I named him) is sound asleep in the middle of my bed, between two comforters after enjoying a bowl of warm milk and a can of cat food... I set up a litter box and he used it before going to sleep, so I know that he is housebroken. I am not allowed to have pets, so tomorrow I will take Simba to an animal shelter where I know the director will make sure that Simba finds a loving, forever home. No more freezing weather for him."

On Wednesday, a few hours after he allegedly took the imaginary feline to the shelter, he claims he received a call from the cat's owner - "Louise." She was supposedly given his telephone number by the shelter.  "Louise" just wanted to call and thank him - from Florida - where she moved about six years ago. Good thing the imaginary cat had an imaginary microchip. 
The cat allegedly escaped from "Louise's" burning home and never returned. 
Halburn just had to point out that coincidentally, it was was only about 4 miles from where he lives now.

Good thing for "Louise" that she kept her cell number when she moved to Tampa JUST IN CASE the cat ever ever showed up again. "Louise" even wanted Halburn to be there so that she could thank him on Friday or Saturday when she arrived in West Virginia for the reunion.

Snowfall Amounts Across West Virginia

On Thursday, the 21st, on the eve of the biggest snowstorm in 20 years, he says "Louise" managed to get a flight from Orlando that connected into Huntington and was reunited with her LONG lost cat. 

More Bullshit. There was no flight from Orlando to Huntington on that day.
One flight from Charlotte arrived hours after he made his post. One flight was from Beckley. Two from Fedex Memphis. Both Cargo. One From Clearwater. Two others from Charlotte arrived at 10:19am & 3:40pm.
And if she lived in Tampa, why would she drive to Orlando to fly when it would be much easier to fly right out of Tampa?

And as for the heartbreaking reunion? As expected he had a convenient excuse about why he wasn't there. He was at work and couldn't attend the happy event. But luckily for him, they put it all on speakerphone so he could listen.
There would have been NOTHING that would have kept Halburn from that reunion. He thrives on attention and praise and he would have quit his job before missing it and dragged himself through broken glass to get there.

We're just surprised he didn't use his standard self-serving excuse of, "Grab your Kleenex. I really would like to share the heart warming pictures, but "Louise" requested that I keep them private."




A check with the Kanawha County Animal Shelter shows only two cats were brought in on that Wednesday, both by women.

New Hope in Putnam County isn't a public shelter that generally takes strays. Little Victories in Milton, isn't really a shelter either. It's a rescue.
His response to something like this will probably be, "I didn't SAY where it happened or WHICH no-kill shelter! Happy hunting!"

The most telling thing is that any animal shelter where something like this happened would be promoting the shit out of this if it were true. The publicity would be priceless. There hasn't been a peep from any shelter about this.

There was no cat. There was no "Louise" and there was no touching reunion.
Why does Halburn feel the need to pat himself on the back before his adoring audience of ass kissers?

And now, as Paul Harvey used to say, for the rest of the story.

His first post on the 19th about the non-existent cat just happened to show up hours after an almost identical story appeared on the web:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/cat-that-pulled-vanishing-act-will-return-to-owners-by-jet-1.1494857

Can you guess where he got the idea for his lie?

The real original story ran on the 16th.

http://www.newbernsj.com/article/20160116/NEWS/160119284

Cat's missing owners found — 1,800 miles away

He saw this somewhere before the AP picked it up.

Even the Gazette picked the story up on 1/28/16

January 28, 2016

January 28, 2016

http://www.wvgazettemail.com/life/20160128/man-drives-1700-miles-braves-blizzard-to-retrieve-lost-cat

If only something like that would happen around here.
All of his "memories" and "stories" are just co-opted events that happened to other people. 

Like Father Like Son

Kar Killer
No-Shame November continues for Halburn
 
Halburn follows in the steps of his Dad when he admits to killing someone with a car.

Not sure what brought this lie on.
He was responding to one of those inane "Twenty Six Things about me" Facebook lists, when for the letter K he wrote this:

"K- Killed someone?: Yes. In 1994 I purposely ran over a man in a parking lot that was shooting at the retail store where he just robbed a clerk. He landed about 150 feet away... The gun went farther. The cops thanked me!"

Now, this is a guy who will trot out the most outlandish stories to gain sympathy but there's never ever been a reason for him to use this to his back-patting advantage until now?
This is something that would have been on every media outlet in the country had it actually happened.

This ranks right up there with his lie of saving the family from the burning car.

He should have followed that with "L- I'm a congenital liar."

Pat myself again

Another pat myself on the back incident. This time no doubt precipitated by the incident at Harbor Freight. These things always happen when Halburn has found himself in an embarrassing situation.

He says:
"Wednesday morning, on my way to an appointment, I drove by a home, in Dunbar, and saw a senior citizen that appeared to be taking a nap next to his home. Upon closer inspection, I suspected that he'd collapsed. I stopped my car and tried to wake him and learned he was unconscious. Thankfully, I had my cell phone and called 911 while others ran to the scene. We revived him while paramedics rolled and arrived. When I went back to my car, I realized that I hadn't even turned off the ignition. (I guess I was focused on the victim). Thankfully, I spoke to him later and he is OK. A diabetic who'd recently has his gall bladder removed, he says he over-exerted himself doing yard work. While I doubt there is an official study, I would love to learn how many lives have been saved by the availability of cell phones. We hear about texting and driving accidents, and those reports are terrible. However, I think the invention and use of cell phones are far more positive than negative. This can be a fun thread. How have cell phones had a positive impact in your life?"

Jesus Loves You

Halburn, Not So Much

Sunday is a day for family, friends and faith.

Unless you’re Mark Halburn. You don’t have the first two, so faith is all you have.

Unless your faith requires you to get in a shower. Then, probably not even faith.

Every weekend, PsychoPublisher Mark V. Halburn pops a status message like this up on his Facebook page:

When he isn’t posting from his Boost Mobile pre-paid cell phone, he ambles down the stairs of his garage tenement to get behind the wheel of his Korean sub-compact and drives somewhere to steal internet to update his hate blog or work on his very important legal documents or complete assignments for master’s degree in Human Resources. 

But come Hell or hot dog toaster bought with Best Buy Reward Zone coupons, he posts that message every week.
 
Don't mind the fact that he can't be bothered to get in his shitty little car and drive his fat ass the 14 miles to attend that church but can drive to a wifi hotspot to post that message.

Mark makes a big show of asking all of his friends to watch church services at this Putnam County church on its website. 

The church, which by all accounts is a thoughtful, engaging, positive community (why the hell do they even let Halburn in the door, then?), offers this service at no cost, and archives the sermons for people to revisit, also at no cost. The congregation is in the middle of a capital campaign to move to a new location that will accommodate its growth, so money is understandably tight. Wisely, it appears all extra resources are going toward saving for this project – a project that has its members excited beyond measure.

But not this member.

A couple of weeks ago, it seems something went down between Mark and some members of the church’s audio-video team. And, being the rational and mature man he is, Mark took to Facebook to vent his frustrations.

That’s right. The man who left a dick comment on an obituary  just shit talked the pastors of the church that currently hasn’t shown his fat ass the door. Oh, but this is only the beginning of him showing HIS ass to the rest of the world.

It turns out one of the members of the congregation didn’t appreciate Mark’s sentiments, and took the brave step of commenting about it, which led to the following exchange:

 


















As you can see above, this church member rightly points out that instead of being concerned about how the video looks, maybe Mark should be more focused on the message.

Maybe instead of worrying about mixers and inputs and other things that are just ancillary, he should take the message to heart, and maybe he could learn a thing or two. After all, it’s the content that counts, right?

Not to MARK FUCKING HALBURN!

Mark immediately swoops in to point out to this lowly church member that she’s essentially stupid, Mark is a genius, and he’s being big-leagued by church “leadership.” They are, as he says, “playing the ‘leadership’ card.”

Undeterred (lady, you’ve earned a place in Heaven for this …),  this church member points out that Mark’s comments aren’t done in a way to build up a pastor or congregation, and that having a knowledge or being a self-appointed professional in an area doesn’t make you the person who is most appropriate to decide for everybody what’s best for everybody. Additionally, she gently chides him for dragging this dirty laundry into an open forum such as Facebook.

Here, let us get to the crux of what she was actually saying to Mark:

You’d think that gentle shaming would be enough to end the discussion, right?

Well, no woman gets the last word on MARK HALBURN!

He responds by going back into his worn-out leadership argument – but he doesn’t mean THESE pastors! He means ALL of them. Not these ones! ALL!

During the remainder of the evening and into the next day, Hallburn went on a passive-aggressive bitchfit of postings, all related to this great crime of allegedly substandard church video.

… Hrm. Not at all targeted messaging.

Oh, and here we go … Disagreeing with MARK FUCKING HALBURN doesn’t affect someone’s credibility. You want to talk about credibility? Let’s talk about credibility a minute, Fats. Other than coffee fetching, what actual experience do you have in television production? Handing a steaming cup o’ joe to a real reporter isn’t actual experience, no matter how much you want to tell people it is.

Seriously, motherfucker? Two days later and you’re still bitching? This is the battle you’re choosing? The last group of people on earth who haven’t told you go play a round of Hide and Go Fuck Yourself, and this is how you’re treating them?

But don’t let that stop you. Take it to the next level. Just go Vaguebooking.

I don’t know any balding, sweaty, fat asshole who fits that description at all. Glad you got that off your chest.

Oh … but by that Sunday you’re over it again. You had no trouble putting your principles on the shelf long enough to take your kid to their trick-or-treat event on Saturday night for free candy before or after you ignored him for a few hours in a McDonald’s as you do every other weekend. Good to know nothing trumps free food, you non-parenting bastard.

You’d think that’s where this story ends, but as Halburn would say … 

BUT WAIT!! THERE’S MORE!!

After a few days away staying in hotels, eating in restaurants, and not paying the cut-in-half child support he owes his second ex-wife, Mark posts this out of nowhere.

Where should we even begin with this one?

Remember a few months back when Hallburn claimed to be a hero by rescuing a family of people from their overturned vehicle with nothingmore than his fire extinguisher and a first aid kit? 

In case you don’t, let us refresh your memory.

Over the course of nearly two weeks, Hallburn came out with every explanation possible, altering his story several times each time it was proved he was a liar and this incident never happened. The story became more and more complex with additional layers, and each time Hallburn was pressed on Facebook for details about the incident, he simply ignored the posts. Complete non-response.

 

What drew attention to it repeatedly was his insistence on bringing it up again days after it was put to rest.

Kind of like this.

Why DID you bring this back up, Mark? Could it be that you were feeling a little bit of a frosty reception from members of the church who were more than a little insulted that a guy who can’t bring himself to ACTUALLY ATTEND SERVICES had the gall to tell them how to run THEIR video ministry?

So you expect people to actually believe that a guy who has never before billed himself as a church video production specialist all of a sudden gets a call out of nowhere from a southern Baptist church minister in Atlanta, Georgia, wanting Mark Halburn’s expertise?

Well, we’ll give you credit for one thing, fatboy. You’re getting better at making your stories too vague to be tracked down and busted. There has to be more than 100 Baptist churches in Atlanta. No way anybody could nail you on this one like you were reamed on your fake accident.

So you concoct this elaborate story. TAKE THAT, Putnam County church! THIS BIG CITY CHURCH CALLED ME OUT OF THE BLUE TO ASK ME WHAT I WOULD DO FOR THEIR VIDEO!! SCREW YOU! THEY RECOGNIZE TALENT! YOU RECOGNIZE EPIC FAIL.

Also … really? Hollywood is the Devil? What kind of dollar store stereotype handbook did you pull that bullshit out of, asshole? Just because this minister who doesn’t exist is allegedly from the deep south doesn’t mean he thinks Hollywood is occupied by the Devil. Good to see when you have a lack of a better case, you go back to your roots in racism. Even your imaginary friends are racists.

Other than one of your high school buddies you have snowed into thinking you have any skill or ability to tell anybody how to produce anything except a bowel movement, nobody’s buying this. But that doesn’t prevent you from getting in that one last subtle dig.

Yeah, Dara … Why DID he call? Oh, wait. He didn’t. There. Answered that for you.

James: I’m sure he’d settle for someone buying him a hot meal at this point that doesn’t come from a dollar menu.

And you, asshole. Could you name drop any more? I’m willing to bet not a single one of those fuckers knows who you are. They didn’t ask you your name when you were handing them their coffee. 

Also, FUCK YOU and your West Virginia crack. You hate it here, Crisco? The door’s right there. Get the fuck out and don’t come back. You won’t be missed. Not even by your kid. Maybe his next father will feed him real meals and play with him outside. 

Called to the Most High? Are you MOST HIGH? Jesus Christ, nobody’s buying it. Nobody’s buying your role as attentive father, Christian businessman, video professional who loves the Lord. You’re a dirtbag. A scheming, conniving, backhanded, grifting dirtbag. The fact that you continue to insult a church that hasn’t turned its back on you shows what kind of a psychopath you are.

Go fuck yourself, God boy. Video your fat ass exiting the state.  

Samaritan Or Liar?

Halburn Claims To Be Lifesaver
PutnamLIES.com Exposes Hoax

Monday, PutnamLIES.com got this screen grab in the morning mail.

Here's the story.
Very early on the morning of August 19, PsychoPublisher Halburn posted this on his Facebook page.

Some say Halburn should be honored as a "hometown hero."

Who says that?

No one.

Not even Halburn.
He says, "I seek no recognition for helping people."
Except from the sycophants he's befriended on Facebook.

Then why post it? Especially at 2:10 AM?
What's his real motivation?

Simple.
Image crafting and narcissism.
Perhaps the real reason is that he did it was to gain sympathy because he could have gone to jail Monday. Maybe the judge would give a life saving samaritan a break.

Touching, isn't it? The problem? It's all bullshit!

The Sunday, August 18 America concert was part of the Parkersburg annual homecoming. Along the riverfront. Maybe 6 or so miles off I77.
America played at 8. Which means he was on the road home by no later than 11. Which means this wreck happened sometime between then and midnight or a little later.

Wood County knows nothing about a crash.
Jackson and Kanawha don't either.
Neither do any of the counties in Ohio.
It wasn't on the WV 77 twitter feed or the WV511 twitter feed.

Bottom line is, a rollover anywhere gets police and EMS. Someone would be able to tell you if a rollover happened anywhere between there and here.

Even if there were no fatalities, there absolutely would have been news coverage of a rollover accident involving 5 people.

No TV reports.
No radio reports.
No newspaper reports.

Nobody has a record of it even happening.

If any of our readers knows about this "accident," please send us the information.

"If mom makes it."
"Is my mommy going to die."
What a fucking sick bastard.

How sick you have to be to make something like that up?

So how about it fatboy?

Let's hear your brave story of heroism.

Let's hear how, equipped only with a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher, you disregarded your own personal safety and bravely led the rescue of 5 injured motorists, all the while struggling to remain in control of your delicate emotions.

You're a brave hero and we'd like to notify the local news stations to get them to do a story about your selfless bravery.

How about some detail, like when & where it actually happened or the names of the responding agencies or the other samaritans so we could honor everybody?

You can't do it because your story is bullshit. It never happened.
Or maybe it did. Prove us wrong. Provide some scintilla of proof.

We're sure he'll have some explanation.

Halburn's excuses? Maybe he'll say, "I never SAID it was along the interstate."
Maybe he'll pull out the old "Oh! But I went home the Ohio way! I went down to Gallipolis and picked up 35 home to go back to Dunbar" story out of his ass.
Even though it would take at least a half hour longer in the dark and fog and he'd have to drive the deadly Route 35. The same road he was avoiding when he had his "accident" on I64 on the way back from King's Island in May.

When those excuses fall through he'll claim he made a side trip to Delaware. He's running out of options. There are a million ways he will attempt to weasel out of this.

The only way that this story could be less believable would have been for him to say, "the the West Virginia State Police Superintendent called me at home to personally thank me for saving that family's life, and shared with me the little girl's name-Sarah Nicole."

Every time you think he couldn't possibly be more batshit crazy, he goes and does something that proves you wrong.

Halburn has been caught yet again in another blatant self serving lie to try and make himself look good.
Shame.

9/2 UPDATE:
True to form, it takes Halburn two weeks to think up an excuse. And as predicted it's a variation on the "I went home a different way" story.

On 9/1 he posted this on his Facebook page:

"Here's what the trash bloggers missed: After the America concert I took some friends home far away from Parkersburg. That accounts for the time difference... And the location difference... Happy hunting!!!"

 

9/11 UPDATE:

And AS PREDICTED he has now trotted out the side trip lie.
It took him an additional week after his previous lie didn't work..

On 9/11 he posted another attempt at an explanation on his Facebook page.

"The trash blogger is still talking about the accident after the America concert. He needs a life... And he needs to stop assuming that I was on my way HOME after the concert! First, I took some friends home to another part of West Virginia... On my way to... drumroll please... to another state for a day trip... Happy hunting!!!"

Every time he brings this back up, after almost a month, it makes the story look less and less truthful.
Why the constant need to justify it happened? Because someone, somewhere, challenged him on it in real life. He ignored his Facebook friends' questions the last time. He not going to answer anyone this time, either.

I guess he left off the part where he was going to say,
"What these trash bloggers don't know is I am personal friends with Joe Biden and we had lunch in Delaware the next day."
Probably for security reasons.

9/12 UPDATE:
Halburn called in to the Tyler Hollywood Show tonight and claimed that the "accident" happened "on the interstate" in Washington County, Pennsylvania. Which means either I-70 or I-79.

Once this lie is proven wrong, the next thing the Hog With A Blog™ will say is he gave Tyler a fake location to, quote, MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL ON HIS OWN SHOW!!!

9/18 UPDATE: 

Exactly one month to the day after the imaginary accident, a Washington County, Pennsylvania  911 spokesperson confirmed what we already knew:
"We checked our CAD records and have no record of an accident (on I-70 or I-79) during that time frame." 

So there you have it.
Game. Set. Match.

We continue to call bullshit. You're STILL a liar, Halburn. and we just proved it.
The fact remains that there were no accidents like the one you described on that Sunday night in West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Virginia or Delaware, regardless of how far away your imaginary friends live from Parkersburg.
Like many of his FB friends, we'd also like to know why he's trying to claim credit for something that never happened? 
Maybe the reason he believes this is because it was a vivid dream or some kind of fucked up fugue state. Maybe he got a hold of some bad acid or had a few too many Bartles and Jaymes at the America concert.
Whatever it was, it's still a lie.

Keep digging that hole, shithead.

A health and physical education teacher at Buffalo High School was taken to jail early Friday morning for DUI.

Hallburn immediately called the substitute teacher hotline to see if he could work until the suspect was released from jail.
"Hey, I need the work, and he's just laying in jail drunk," he said "I'm a taxpayer, and by I, I mean my wife and mother in law, and the students are entitled to a teacher."

Then he said this:
"In order to not disrupt the educational process, PutnumLIVE.com will not be interviewing Buffalo High School students for comment."


Real big of you, Mr Conscientious. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back.
You never have a problem disrupting anything else.
If you didn't think that the Putnam County Sheriff would arrest you on sight for trespassing, you'd have been at the front doors when school opened demanding everyone answer your questions.
Asshole.