I Don't Need Your Rocking Chair

Fats Now Living In One Room

Mark Halburn is at it again. Demanding that he BE SERVICED!
On a Friday evening.
At 7:00 PM.

"Thank you, Fedex, for delivering my recliner, damaged, sideways, and in the rain, then REFUSING to replace it and referring me to the place where I bought it who DIDN'T deliver it DAMAGED, SIDEWAYS and IN THE RAIN!!! Fedex=Failure!"

What a psycho.

“Your driver is LATE!!!!”

The FedEx tracking information

It was left at his front door 8:24am

Then at 10:23pm he rants, "Now Fedex wants to wait until MONDAY to pick it up! ????"

It came from Walmart.


First of all how was it damaged?
The box got wet?
Turned sideways?


What the hell kind of recliner fits in a 31x30x27 box?

When asked why FedEx should replace a damaged recliner, Halburn replied, "Because Fed Ex delivered it, damaged, on its side, when the box was labeled to have a different side up. You're obviously stupid enough to deliver for Fedex!"

Given its size and it being in a box, I don’t see why being sideways was so bad. What difference does it make how the box was sitting?

Here's a solution. Turn it right side up, jackhole.

What difference does it make? You still have to put the fucker together.

But it was damaged and in the rain!

Halburn's chair

Now let's look at that delivery address.
525 Lex Dr, Charlotte NC
Looks like that fat bastard is living in one room of that.

This is in the University City area of Charlotte.

One bedroom. Common living room, kitchen and a shared bathroom.

He's living in ONE room of this townhouse.


How'd you like to be a student living with him?
Especially tonight, during this pants shitting rage over a recliner delivered sideways.

If he's in my place, this is all going up on FB Live.
EVERY. SINGLE. MINUTE.


This is a pretty clear indicator that his sugar mama, Barbara, has kicked him to the curb.