Dishwasher Douche

Appliance Asshole

How hard is it to buy a fucking dishwasher?
Exceedingly, if you're an obnoxious asshole like Mark Halburn.
On October 4 he started his newest round of complaining.

"It is sad to watch a great company self-destruct. Been a Sears customer for decades. Ordered a dishwasher and garbage disposal on 9/21 for delivery and install on 9/26. Only the disposal was delivered by a person that DEMANDED to take a picture of me holding the disposal and, literally, jammed his foot in my door, refusing to leave, until I let him take my picture. The installer and dishwasher never showed and when I called customer service, was told the dishwasher was back-ordered until 9/29. Then I was told, 9/30, then 10/1, then 10/4, then 10/5, then TBD. At one point, Sears asked me to consider a different model. I agreed, drove two-hours, round trip, to the store, only to be told THAT model was on back order. (I can't make this up!) Yesterday, an installer called me and said he was picking up the dishwasher, yesterday, oblivious to the fact that it wasn't arriving until later in the month. Despite the delays, he DEMANDED that I take off work to meet HIS scheduling convenience. When I, honestly, told him that my boss couldn't let me off, on a weekend, for a NON-emergency situation, Mr. installer got rude, "copped an attitude" and told me, "It's my company, I set MY schedule." I then got a call from a Sears rep who didn't understand his attitude and scheduling as they say it will be AT LEAST mid-October before the dishwasher will hit their warehouse. Meanwhile, I hired someone else to install the disposal, yesterday, after Sears decided that I was misquoted on the combination install price. Since Sears can't determine when the dishwasher will arrive, they cancelled my order but have YET to refund my charges. (They are saying 7-10 days!) After decades of buying clothes, appliances and photos from Sears, I am, sadly, finished with this company. Sears, you are your OWN WORST ENEMY!!! Sears is the reason that Sears is closing stores! MAYBE Sears will last 5 more years. I doubt it!"Next he goes to Best Buy.

On the 10th, he's all ready.

Four days later it's:

Then he tries Home Depot.

And apparently that didn't go to his liking either because he immediately jumped on Topix.

Lowes would have told him the exact same thing.

  

"First Sears, then Best Buy, now Home Depot fails to deliver a dishwasher!!! RETAIL FAILURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

For actual fuck’s sake.

I bought a new dishwasher a few years back.  I picked it out, they brought it later in the week. It was a one time transaction.

But not Mark Halburn. He is incapable of having a normal human interaction
Everything is a huge travesty and personal affront.

This guy has now gone through THREE retailers who can't meet his stringent standards.

Halburn's Kitchen

And it turns out the reason three retailers wouldn't install a dishwasher in Halburn's kitchen was because there was no electric, plumbing or even a hole for a dishwasher.

Her believes his home warranty somehow covers this.
He's going to try to milk that thing every time something happens.
Ripping out cabinets to put in a dishwasher or something similar is not covered by home warranty.

Motherfucker, they’re installers not fucking contractors.
That’s contracting work. Not installation.
You want demolition, plumbing, and electrical, hire a contractor.

I guarantee he wasn’t honest with them to mention there was no space for  a dishwasher when he bought it .

I Don't Need Your Rocking Chair

Fats Now Living In One Room

Mark Halburn is at it again. Demanding that he BE SERVICED!
On a Friday evening.
At 7:00 PM.

"Thank you, Fedex, for delivering my recliner, damaged, sideways, and in the rain, then REFUSING to replace it and referring me to the place where I bought it who DIDN'T deliver it DAMAGED, SIDEWAYS and IN THE RAIN!!! Fedex=Failure!"

What a psycho.

“Your driver is LATE!!!!”

The FedEx tracking information

It was left at his front door 8:24am

Then at 10:23pm he rants, "Now Fedex wants to wait until MONDAY to pick it up! ????"

It came from Walmart.


First of all how was it damaged?
The box got wet?
Turned sideways?


What the hell kind of recliner fits in a 31x30x27 box?

When asked why FedEx should replace a damaged recliner, Halburn replied, "Because Fed Ex delivered it, damaged, on its side, when the box was labeled to have a different side up. You're obviously stupid enough to deliver for Fedex!"

Given its size and it being in a box, I don’t see why being sideways was so bad. What difference does it make how the box was sitting?

Here's a solution. Turn it right side up, jackhole.

What difference does it make? You still have to put the fucker together.

But it was damaged and in the rain!

Halburn's chair

Now let's look at that delivery address.
525 Lex Dr, Charlotte NC
Looks like that fat bastard is living in one room of that.

This is in the University City area of Charlotte.

One bedroom. Common living room, kitchen and a shared bathroom.

He's living in ONE room of this townhouse.


How'd you like to be a student living with him?
Especially tonight, during this pants shitting rage over a recliner delivered sideways.

If he's in my place, this is all going up on FB Live.
EVERY. SINGLE. MINUTE.


This is a pretty clear indicator that his sugar mama, Barbara, has kicked him to the curb.

MedExpress Urgent Harassment

Deputies Called For Halburn

 Halburn paid a visit to the Teays Valley MedExpress urgent care tonight complaining about his ear. You know, the one that another inmate whacked him on while he was in jail? And complained and complained some more. He wanted his medication NOW!!! So much so that they called the cops on him.

Out of jail two days and he causes another incident. Isn't it it strange that someone that lives in Dunbar loiters in Putnam County all the time? And always with the signs.

" Due to pain in my injured ear I go to Med Express Urgent Care (in Teays Valley) which is filled with signs saying they have the top 50 medications in stock. I am prescribed some ear drops. I ask to get them on-site. I am told I must go to a pharmacy which tells me that the drops need to be "pre-approved" by my insurance company and that Med Express SHOULD have done this. I call Med Express (It's now minutes before closing) where a lady tells me that she can't help me, refuses to transfer me to her supervisor I tell her I will drive to back, but she tells me the doors lock automatically-then HANGS UP ON ME. I call back and get a recording stating that they are closed but to call an on-call clinician who CONFIRMS that the medication was in-stock at Med Express and that I should have been sold the ear-drops on-site. She offers to call a medical director and tells me to call back the Med-Express Teays Valley office IN THE MORNING. Now, I submit for your consideration that if I wanted to be treated for my painful ear TOMORROW MORNING that I would have waited until TOMORROW MORNING! I also submit that I am NOT a little red-headed girl with a yellow dog that sings, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow..." Meanwhile, neither she or the medical director has called me back and I STILL don't have my medication! Med Express=FAIL!!! "I tell her I will drive back".

You can bet what he actually said was, "Don't make me drive back over there."

At that point they called the Putnam County Sheriff's office and a deputy was dispatched. And per the management, he is now banned from that location of Med Express.

 From his latest psych report: "He appears lacking in awareness of his own contribution to these conflicts, instead, focusing on HIS perceptions of the inappropriate behavior of others and HIS expectations that others should treat him fairly even after he has angered them."

It's only a matter of time before he attempts to sue the state for being "abused" in jail.
That's not going to fly.
And, unfortunately for him, he has admitted previously that he is nearly deaf in that ear, with a constant ringing noise due to an improperly treated ear infection.
When he admitted he was hearing voices he said,
"I am deaf in my right ear with a constant ringing noise (because of past infection) and have a tough time distinguishing which side of me sounds are corning from because of "the bounce" effect."

Then Halburn actually published the following on the Crime Reports page on his blog:

Putnam County Sheriff WV

July 25, 2014 ·

07/24/14 (Reports):  Harassment / Threats Complaint, Teays Valley Med Express, Suspect Known, under investigation;

Suspect known?
EVERYONE knows who it is!
Do something about it!

This may be the only time he has ever published a report on his blog about a crime that he committed.