Agreement Keeps Him Out Of Jail - For Now
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| Mark Vance Halburn |
All charges are still pending until completion of the 6 month period.
UPDATE:
Here's the deal Halburn made to stay out of jail.
He can't violate any Federal, state or local law.
He can't have any contact with the victim(s).
He can't associate with convicted felons.
He must pay $160.80 in court costs within 6 months.
He has been ordered to attend the Batterer's Intervention/Prevention program for domestic violence offenders at the YWCA in Charleston.
He must attend 32 classes there within 40 weeks and he must begin them within two weeks of the agreement.
He has to pay a $50 enrollment fee and a weekly fee. A minimum of $10/week.
If he complies with the program he won't be prosecuted and the charges will be dismissed.
If he violates the conditions, he'll be prosecuted on the charges.
Basically he's guilty, but this keeps him out of jail. If he fucks up at counseling, it's over. This is giving him enough rope to hang himself. His odds of complying with counseling aren't good, given he doesn't believe he has any problems.UPDATE:
Here's the deal Halburn made to stay out of jail.
He can't violate any Federal, state or local law.
He can't have any contact with the victim(s).
He can't associate with convicted felons.
He must pay $160.80 in court costs within 6 months.
He has been ordered to attend the Batterer's Intervention/Prevention program for domestic violence offenders at the YWCA in Charleston.
He must attend 32 classes there within 40 weeks and he must begin them within two weeks of the agreement.
He has to pay a $50 enrollment fee and a weekly fee. A minimum of $10/week.
If he complies with the program he won't be prosecuted and the charges will be dismissed.
If he violates the conditions, he'll be prosecuted on the charges.
Later Monday evening, after he cut his deal to stay out of jail, Halburn had to pipe up on Topix as one of his sock puppets and attempt to parse his way out of his latest self-created mess.
Because all free men are required to attend day report counseling.
Not Guilty? Not innocent either. The charges are still out there. It's not over yet.
Then Crisco tries another lie.
Not Guilty? Not innocent either. The charges are still out there. It's not over yet.
Then Crisco tries another lie.
Yeah, because that's exactly how magistrate court works.
The morning stuff was for to him to cop a plea. That's all there was. There was no afternoon trial. There was no acquittal. His lawyer was begging for him to stay out of jail. He's free only in the sense that a man on probation is free.
The case number is 12-M-8580 in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.
The entire case file can be see here.
UPDATE 2:
2/13/13
Here's the pre-trial diversion agreement that Halburn claims doesn't exist. With his signature on it. I'll bet his lawyer would be surprised.
UPDATE 4:
The court documents speak for themselves. Res ipsa loquitur.
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UPDATE 2:
2/13/13
Here's the pre-trial diversion agreement that Halburn claims doesn't exist. With his signature on it. I'll bet his lawyer would be surprised.
UPDATE 3:
2/21/13
Now Halburn says this report is "off base", in a desperate attempt to divert attention away from his criminal behavior.
UPDATE 4:
3/1/13
Halburn is now claiming that he doesn't have to take COURT ORDERED YWCA BIPP classes because he has never been accused of Domestic Battery, and hasn't been convicted.
And again he plays the semantics card by stating he doesn't teach at Chandler Elementary. Chandler Elementary is now an alternative school (for criminals and thugs) called Chandler Academy for middle and high school students. Halburn has been subbing there. He's a perfect fit in there with all the miscreants and troublemakers.
Halburn denied the facts in a Topix post, posing as "A dose of reality."
Well, here's the agreement HE signed agreeing to take the classes. Note his crazy scrawl of a signature at the bottom.
And again he plays the semantics card by stating he doesn't teach at Chandler Elementary. Chandler Elementary is now an alternative school (for criminals and thugs) called Chandler Academy for middle and high school students. Halburn has been subbing there. He's a perfect fit in there with all the miscreants and troublemakers.
Halburn denied the facts in a Topix post, posing as "A dose of reality."
Well, here's the agreement HE signed agreeing to take the classes. Note his crazy scrawl of a signature at the bottom.
The court documents speak for themselves. Res ipsa loquitur.
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This is never going to end.
ReplyDeleteSort of like a daytime soap-opera show.
That's fine with me.
I suppose the counseling sessions are private and protected.
Unless he screws up and we know what he is capable of doing.
Defendants may also be required to do community service, road crew, and pay restitution where appropriate.
ReplyDeletePlease let it be Road Crew Duty. Please, Please!
We will get pictures.
I hope it is road crew duty and counseling. Road crew so we can point, laugh, take pictures, and throw things at him while going down the road; counseling so he can screw up and go to jail for a few months. :)
ReplyDeleteJust a matter of time.......he's not willing to stay out of controversy.......it's his nature.
ReplyDeleteBallburn is ignorant and full of shit. West Virginia does not allow pre-trial diversion. Hallburn can't take any of those classes because he was found not guilty. But "Mike" has to have something to write about because Hallburn was found not guilty and is laughing at Ballburn all the way to Myrtle Beach.
ReplyDeleteReally Mark? Really? Do you really think you're fooling anyone?
DeleteAll anyone has to do is read the case file.
It says otherwise. You can check the law as well. WV Code §61-11-22.
There was no not guilty verdict. There was no verdict at all. The charges are still pending.
You signed the diversion agreement as well as the agreement to take the class for domestic violence offenders, you fat piece of shit. Denying it doesn't make it go away.
An innocent man doesn't take a plea bargain. He fights to have his name cleared in open court.
Lots of students and teachers are reading that file and your divorce order. They know ALL about you. And they don't like it.
Keep laughing while you enjoy your BIPP classes, you sick fuck. You can't afford your garage apartment in Scumbar, much less Myrtle beach.
Makes no difference what kind of deal you made. You won't be able to complete it. You'll be in jail in less than six months.
I bet Mark "Poverty" Halburn is trying to get that sliding scale nudged down to the $10 mark per class. But due to his puffering of his "worth" in his divorce case, I sincerely hope they see through his bullshit and charge him more than $10.
ReplyDelete"Battering"? Implies violence.
ReplyDeleteDid he ever hit Delores or Matt?
Maybe the phone harassment was so
severe that it was considered violent.
This animal is still subbing in Kanawha County.
ReplyDeleteCall the Kanawha County Board of Education at 304-348-7770 and tell them to can Halburn.
Or you can email the school board members at:
Pete Thaw - pthaw@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
Becky Jordon - bjordon@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
Jim Crawford - jcrawford1@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
Robin Rector - rrector@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
William Raglin - wraglin@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
Superintendent Ron Duerring -rduerring@kcs.kana.k12.wv.us
Don't let his next incident involve your children!!!
Garbage pick-up shouldn't be unfamiliar to this fuckwit. I saw him rooting through the trashcans at the 7-11/Mid-Valley Mart in Hurricane one morning last spring for plastic bottles. I believe that he was cashing them in for the pennies paid by the recycling machines.
ReplyDeleteTruly the definition of success - "Looks like we made it..."
Chandler Elementary is in a low income, very low class section of Charleston. The parents are not interested in education, just babysitting. Hallburn will fit in nicely there.
ReplyDeleteHalburn Violates Court Order-Attempts To Contact Chief Justice!!!
ReplyDeleteThat didn't take long.
I stopped by the YWCA meeting. Halburn wasn't there. Violation of court order?
ReplyDeleteHe has to attend 32 classes there within 40 weeks.
DeleteSo we'll need you to keep attending.
Wasn't there last night, either.
ReplyDeleteHe was supposed to start this program within two weeks of the agreement.
Delete38 more weeks.
Not going to happen.
He's not going to make it 6 months.
I see some jail time in his future.
ReplyDeleteHallburn actions right now remind me of the "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain" scene in the Wizard of Oz. Hallburn desperately wants people to ignore all the legal paperwork he SIGNED, ignore all the facts and focus only on what Hallburn wants people to focus on. Ain't happenin' Buckwheat!
ReplyDeleteMike has done an awesome job of removing the wool from people's eyes, the wool that Hallburn put there. Sorry Mark, you're done.
Hallburn isn't in the BIPP program. The YWCA verified.
ReplyDeleteReally, lardass?
DeleteThen get ready to go to jail. You had two weeks to sign up. IN PERSON.
Are you saying that is not YOUR SIGNATURE on the paper?
I bet ol' fatass can't come up with the 50 bucks to sign up.
ReplyDeleteFatboy likes his chicken battered, just like he likes his women.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Halburn deny this? Show us the proof. Since Halburn ignores this site, why would he care about "Ballburn's" latest lies? "Mike" got caught reporting that Halburn is in a program that is only for convicted batterers. Halburn has never been accused of that by any court. This is proof that "Ballburn" is Certified Batshit Crazy and will do anything to defame Halburn.
ReplyDeleteSo you're NOT denying it now?
DeleteYou're acknowledging it? You can't deny it any further so it's time to play your little semantics game?
For someone that ignores this site you sure are upset about this.
You signed an agreement to participate in the YWCA's program.
You can parse it however you want.
The fact of the matter is that the form that YOU signed says the following:
"Mark Vance Halburn was ORDERED by Magistrate Court Judge Joe Shelton to attend an intervention program for domestic violence offenders as a part of a term of bond or probation."
You are Mark Vance Halburn right? I know it's probably hard to keep it straight, between all your sock puppets and the voices in your head. That order sounds pretty unambiguous to us.
You can keep repeating you're not a convicted batterer if it makes you feel better.
The truth is that the court ordered you to participate in a program, you agreed to it and signed the agreement.
If the deal you got was different than in the court papers we have, why don't you tell us exactly what the deal was then? We'll run your explanation uncut and you can explain the whole thing. There's your opportunity to really straighten us out.
You would know Certified Batshit Crazy. You've got the papers to prove it.
You know what's batshit crazy?
Someone that will not accept the reality that he took a plea agreement that requires him to do things and behave in a certain way so that he can avoid jail.
You know what else is batshit crazy?
You bitch nonstop about not seeing your kid, and yet when you do get him, you do this.
This is exactly why your second ex-wife divorced you and why you only get to see the boy every other weekend.
You're unfit to be a father.
You defame yourself, you vicious, abusing nut.
Suck a bag of dicks.
Hey Halburn, why do you talk about Halburn in the third person?
DeleteThis is just fasinating. How does he consistantly pull off this kind of shit and not go to jail for it. Does being "Bat Shit Crazy" give him a pass. If it does, we all need to gp get certified.
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of "man" gets turned down for employment at a fast food place?
ReplyDelete