Monday, March 11, 2013

Halburn Turned Down For Job At Chik-Fil-A

Not Management Material

Halburn is so desperate for a job that he applied to the Southridge Chik-Fil-A. Then after they turned him town, Meathead went on Topix posing as Eat More Beef and complained. Twice.

It's not that they didn't want a manager, lardass. They didn't want YOU.
  
Eat More Beef Cheyenne WY   Tom and Tim Minturn need to clean up their act. They advertise management positions on Snag-A-Job but when you come to the interview, Tim advises you that they only hire crew people, work them for a few months, then promote the ones that they like. This is rude and unprofessional. Boycott Chick Fil A. Eat at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
A week later he was still complaining.





Then he went an got himself a big ol' bucket of KFC.




12 comments:

  1. So Hallburn wants the Chik-fil-a owners to turn their business over to a person who has no experience in running a food service business or managing a staff.
    I never believed in "off the shelf" managers and I suspect nobody with actual business experience does either. I suspect Halburn just saw a paycheck, an opportunity to exercise domination over staff, and of course, FREE Chicken.

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  2. There's no way I would want this guy slobbering over my food.

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  3. Ive also heard he was turned down several times at a local convenience store.

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    1. Was it Sheetz?
      He's been turned down there in the past.

      I guess the "c-store" doesn't want a d-bag working there.

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    2. I don't know about Sheetz. I was referring to Speedway.

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    3. Speedway.
      Well, another failed job attempt.

      The world's smartest man just can't seem to find a job.

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  4. I still say he missed his calling as a ditch digger.......

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  5. Taco Bell hires the stupidest people in the world.
    It is possible they would sink low enough for Crisco.
    Looks like the sub-teaching thing didn't work out.

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  6. The only way this guy is going to get a job is to go back to California. Maybe not even then.

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  7. The good folks at Chick-Fil-A probably took one look at his resume and decided to get rid of him in the quickest way possible. I mean, who wouldn't want to hire a 50-year old man who hasn't held a real job in years and who probably showed up at the interview in scuffed sandals?

    Or - they spent three minutes reviewing PutnamLies and saw Fatsack's psychotic behavior patterns, and decided that they couldn't afford the lawsuits that would inevitably come from him when he perceived that someone in upper management was "rude".

    Face it, Marky - you are an obese, unemployable shitbag who can't nail down a job traditionally taken by high school graduates.

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  8. Maybe shoveling snow in Alaska?

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  9. What could Mark possibly want from the Putnam county Health Dept? I love how he works his magic where ever he goes.

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