Most of you know that my wife deserted me over a month ago, leaving me to fend for myself. But, I was able to pick myself up and find a really great place to live.
Now that all the excitement has died down, I thought I'd share some of the joy with you.
I got such a big tree this year that I had to move out of my bedroom.
It's OK though, the rest of my place is so luxurious that I don't mind sleeping in another room.
Well, it's kind of like another room but it's outside. I do get plenty of fresh air though!!!
I had a feast with my family, my NEW family, the night before Christmas this year. This one couldn't be beat. Best of all, it was all free!!!
Later I went over and drowned my sorrows with a big bucket of my favorite Christmas pick me up.
Then the big day came.
Somebody put some coal in my stocking. I don't know who would do something like that. Probably Joe Haynes or those darn trash bloggers again. I think I've been a good little boy this year.
The folks at PutnamLIES.com gave me even more shit this year.
What a crappy Christmas. I guess I'd better get used to it.
I hope the new year is better! It couldn't get much worse.
Many Thanks!
freakin hilarious but yet, so true
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