In another one of his fictional "pat myself on the back" episodes,
Halburn claimed last night that his neighbor's Sears refrigerator broke
and he needed it repaired the next day but Sears had closed several
hours ago. This was at 12:30 in the morning.
Ol' Fats decides
he'll jump in and help by calling a Sears store in HONOLULU because it's
5 hours BEHIND the eastern time zone and is STILL OPEN! (Free long
distance is his friend!) Doesn't matter that almost everyone has free long distance these days.
Then he claims that he did this once before and the repairman was so
amazed that he offered him $50 to tell him how he was able to book
repair appointments in the middle of the night. He continues and says he
was able to talk the repairman into upping his offer and giving him a
"benji" to do it.
It's the 21st century, dipshit. You don't need
to call an actual Sears store. You can reach Sears Appliance & Home
Repair and schedule a repair appointment 24 hours a day. And with a toll
free number.
The whole story is total bullshit.
Like him claiming to have run over and killed a robbery suspect, the after concert car crash rescue, and the cat rescue
.
More self serving lies from a narcissistic congenital liar.