Halburn Making Excuses Now

 Always splitting hairs

Well, it didn't take long for Mark Vance Halburn to start feeling the heat over his roommate, the child molester. When he publicly answers on his Facebook page, you can bet people are asking him about PutnamLIES.com's article.

Let's just examine your statements, shall we, Fatass?

You didn’t say you’re still with Barbara.

You didn’t deny you’re back.

How in the world can you keep a straight face and say they don't live in Raleigh? . The Wake County assessor's office confirms the address AND the basement. You can call it Medfield Estates or Cary or whatever the fuck you want to call it but the zip code and the county says it's Raleigh.
And with a "Fully finished" basement?
And then there's poor old Bob Harper.

"Harper, a 70 year old amputee"

You left out the part that he IS an actual registered sex offender.

Hmmmmm. Look at that address. 49 Tahoe Road.
Don't cloud the issue with facts though, You wouldn't want to confuse your adoring audience.

What kind of sicko molests a little girl?
And what kind of sicko wants to call a molester his friend and roommate?
Were you molested when you were a kid Halburn? Is that why you're fascinated with sex abusers?

"I don't live with Harper"
Translation:
I live in a building/trailer on the property.

How do we know where you're living?
Because YOU yourself gave that as your address, when asked where to send an advertising check.

Hmmmmm. Look at that address.

We're sure you have a convoluted explanation. We're just waiting to hear it.
It will be something like, “It’s my MAILING address” or some other bullshit.

Fine … why are you having your shit mailed to a child molester?

Say you don’t live there. Why are you having your shit mailed to a child molester and not to where you’re actually staying?
Because driving 30 minutes out of town and up Bumfuck Holler to pick up your mail is so convenient.

Also, the 3rd Degree Sexual Abuse Harper committed is a felony. So you just told everybody that a felon is in possession of several guns, which is really gonna fuck ol’ Pegleg when they execute a search warrant.

Way to throw Bob under the bus, Halburn.

Your friends are limited so we're sure you're scared shitless at this point. When something happens to Buddy Bob, where do you go then? 
You'll have to find someone else to leech off of. But look on the bright side. Troy gets out of jail in May.

UPDATE:
As expected, Halburn offers the very excuses that we predicted.

RELATED LINKS:

Halburn Buddies Up To Child Molester

“I Lived With A Child Molester”

Why Does Mark Halburn Take Up For A Sex Offender?

Mark Halburn Now Living With Sex Offender

MARK HALBURN NOW LIVING WITH SEX OFFENDER!!!

Returns After Never Really Leaving

After numerous area sightings in the past couple of months, PutnamLIES.com can confirm that Mark Vance Halburn has returned, even if just temporarily.

He made this post last night.

And immediately all his flying monkeys start jumping in with prayers.

Why is nobody asking the real question?! It’s like nobody wants to touch the elephant in the room.  
What happened to his alleged fiancee Barbara?

And who is this roommate?

PutnamLIES.com knows.
It's his one legged child molesting buddy Bob Harper. Halburn is living at Harper's house in Sissonville.

 

Halburn and Harper cozy up...again.

 















That's right, Halburn is again living with a registered sex offender.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Harper is another disaffected deadbeat dad who owes more than $50,000 in back child support.

Halburn lived with Harper for a time back in 2012  after his failed relocation to South Carolina and it looks like history is repeating itself now.

Halburn is reportedly now living with Harper, shortly after he said in January, "Goodbye Dunbar. Looking forward to life in Fort Mill."
On January 3rd he claimed, "I moved out of WV today."

So now that he's living with Pegleg McKiddietoucher ... where’s Babs?

Looks like she got tired of his non-working sponging ass and gave him the old heave ho. Everybody has a limit. Even barren spinsters.

We thought it was odd that Babs’s FB page has five featured photos  but none of them are her husband to be ...  I’m betting though, one of them is her late husband.

Also ... his birthday message to her is weird. Not tagging her or anything personal .
She didn’t even “like” his birthday post, or his Valentine's Day greeting where he proclaimed his love for her, or any post he made to her page for that matter.
This is a guy who used to take to Facebook to share every thought that entered his head

But there's nothing about Barbara, or LIFE IS GOOD or anything.

He wants everyone to believe he left his alleged fiancee, (who allegedly has so many health problems that he claimed he couldn't be incarcerated because she needed him as a caregiver)  left her side and moved in with a child molester to take care of him after his heart attack?
And no one even asks WTF?

This guy never really gets his lies straight because he never tells the truth.

He  might need to change his relationship on Facebook to "it's complicated", or "Living with a Child Molester."

As in his past out-of-state ventures, Mark Vance Halburn has failed once again and returned yet again, like a bad case of the clap, to reinfest West Virginia, even if only a temporary measure.

Halburn has had an on-going fascination with sex offenders for years and now we know the reason why. He enjoys their company.
It's no wonder the court has barred this degenerate from seeing his son until at least May 2019
So you know his response now is going to be something like,  “I didn’t say I was moving to the Carolinas, I just said Goodbye Dunbar.”

RELATED LINKS:

Halburn Buddies Up To Child Molester
“I Lived With A Child Molester”
Why Does Mark Halburn Take Up For A Sex Offender?

Halburn The Hypocrite

Not So Funny When The Sandal Is On The Other Foot

Mark Vance Halburn is upset with this picture on PutnamLIES.com's Spot The Halburn page.

Halburn and his new "girlfriend" sugar mama, Barbara at the Church @The Depot. Takes a lot of nerve to bring her to church after a weekend of depravity shacked up at his filthy one bedroom apartment. Apparently she’s one of those an assholes who feels the need to use her phone in church too. 5/7/2017

The picture was sent to us by a fellow parishioner in that church who didn’t appreciate Halburn or his shenanigans. It’s been posted since May 2017.
Apparently it’s been eating at Halburn since then and he just had to complain about it yesterday.



What kind of person?
How about the person who stalked a WV Delegate, followed her to church on Easter Morning and papered the cars with flyers attacking that Delegate?
How about the person who went to the South Charleston Church of the Nazarene  and put flyers on worshipers’ cars attacking the Church’s leadership?
How about the person who went to the Nitro Church of the Nazarene a month after the previous incident and did the same thing there?

What kind of person?
Mark Vance Halburn.
HE’S the kind of person that harasses people in church.
Repeatedly.

Down The Memory Hole II

Sunday, Mark Vance Halburn’s hate blog disappeared. Not completely though. All the pages have been replaced with a placeholder that says,
“Please Be Patient
Site under Maintenance”


It probably should read,
“Please Be Patient
Publisher in Jail”

He has obviously gotten one of his associates, or more likely his sugar mama Barbara, to turn off all access to his fake news blog.
Shortly after that, his personal Facebook page and both of the Facebook pages that he uses to pimp his blog were disabled as well.
 
The most likely explanation for this is that there was some content on there that violated the family court order that he is currently in jail for violating and he’s hoping that will help get him out.
Halburn can be held indefinitely until he complies with the order. In the past, he was ordered not to discuss the case on his blog or social media. This seem to point to something similar.

Sugar mama Barbara is out collecting checks from “advertisers” while Halburn  is in jail. Do you think she’s telling them that their ads aren’t being seen?

UPDATE:
Less than 5 hours after he was released from jail, he reactivated his personal Facebook page. Shortly after that, his fake news hate blog reappeared.  The blog had been scrubbed of any banned references, save one, which was removed in the overnight hours. His personal FB page, however, still has numerous, numerous, numerous pictures of his second ex-wife as well as screencaps of text messages, etc.

Here Comes The Groom

Make Lots Of Room
Internet Bride for The PsychoPublisher?

Mark Halburn made the big announcement Saturday.

How does someone go from getting sentenced to 6 months in jail on Thursday to getting engaged to an out of state woman he’s only known for two months on Saturday?

Who’s the lucky gal?  PutnamLIES.com has found her name is Barbara, a nursing assistant from Virginia who  wipes asses and cleans bedpans for a living. It’s unknown if she is currently employed.
Maybe Fats likes to have his ass wiped. Maybe Barbara likes criminals.
Whatever the reason, Babs sure works fast.

It took her a month to go from “in a relationship’ to “got engaged” with the last guy she was engaged to.
And it then it took her 2 months after that to go from “got engaged” to that guy to “in a relationship” with Halburn.
It appears she’s taking it a little slower this time.

The last guy must have been a real loser for her to dump him for Halburn.
Crisco previously broke up the prior marriage of his first ex-wife in California.


It’s great that a guy who refuses to get a real job and literally claims to be unable to pay the mother of his child more than $177 a month in support can buy his internet ladyfriend a secondhand ring. Only in America.

One thing’s for sure, she can’t be after his money. Another sad, desperate woman who’s going to be a whole lot more sadder and desperate before this whole thing is over.

She’s a prop for family court. That’s what this is. Nothing more. “Look, I have a normal life. I have a wife and everything. You can’t deny me custody now.”

Run, Barbara. Get away while you still can.