MARK HALBURN FLEES THE STATE!!

FAT BASTARD THROWS IN THE TOWEL
Leavin’ or Lyin’?

Here’s some good news to start the year.

After a devastating 2017, where he was jailed twice and lost all visitation with his son until at least May 2019, by the end of the year Mark Vance Halburn was reduced to dumpster diving for cans and begging for cash on Gofundme.

Broke and defeated, Halburn announced today he’s leaving town and moving to South Carolina.


Whether or not it actually happens is anyone’s guess. It would be just like Halburn to say something like this in order to dodge a summons or a warrant.

Some say he's leeching off his sugar mama Barbara and her elderly parents,  living at their house in Raleigh, NORTH Carolina.



Halburn claims one of his FB friends says his church will get him a job and a place to live. Perfect for him. Someone else does the work of finding him a job. Wait until he gets hired and starts his shit.

Certainly a better economy in terms of jobs, but with his history, he can’t hold down a job, so he’ll never have anything more than what he has here.
He’s never going to be executive material, no matter how far he runs.
Hotel desk worker. This “merchandising” thing. Retail. That’s about it.
A 56 year old guy with no savings, no retirement and no prospects still has a long time to work.
And a future living the rest of his life in a dirtneck shit trailer park.

Unfortunately for him the water slide at Heritage USA has been shut down for years. He’ll have to find someplace else to harass about their pool.

On December 16,2017, the bum was so desperate to get some money that he started a Gofundme campaign to scam money from suckers.



Apparently the unsecure office space is his one bedroom garage apartment in Dunbar and whatever fast food place he can leech wifi from.

It appears though, that $100 he raised was enough to get him gas money to get out of town.

Strangely enough, Halburn has never posted a link to the Gofundme campaign on his hate blog, his personal Facebook page or the two other FB pages he uses to pimp his blog. He’s not going to raise much money that way. Maybe he doesn’t want everyone to know that the so-called successful businessman is a dismal failure.

Halburn has tried relocating twice before. Once in 2007, where he lasted 4 months at a TV station in Conway SC before being fired and returning to WV, and again in 2012 when his second ex-wife threw him out of her house and divorced him. He lasted 7 months that time, while living in a trailer in Galivants Ferry SC and working at a Myrtle Beach pier.
Don't look for this attempt to last any longer. He'll fail this time just as he has his entire life.