In
an article that can only be described as surreal, Mark Vance Halburn has parlayed
his latest stay in the Western Regional Jail into a "Special Report" on
his fake news hate blog.
His "14 day investigation" (he misspelled incarceration) reveals that the jail's problems include:
Overcrowding.
He calls it a “dumping ground” for inmates that he thinks should be just be issued court summons, like someone (him) being held for contempt of court.
Medical personnel are rude.
He whines that diabetics (him) are fed food that makes them sick. (They wouldn't bring him a gas station pizza).
And the most shocking: Illegal drug use by inmates!
The ex-inmate is also upset that administrators won't return his insistent phone calls.
Nowhere in the article does he tell his 29 readers that he was being held as a prisoner in the jail.
One thing is for sure, he'll get a warm reception the next time he goes back.
Truth IS stranger than fiction.
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| Undercover Reporter Mark Vance Halburn |
Overcrowding.
He calls it a “dumping ground” for inmates that he thinks should be just be issued court summons, like someone (him) being held for contempt of court.
Medical personnel are rude.
He whines that diabetics (him) are fed food that makes them sick. (They wouldn't bring him a gas station pizza).
And the most shocking: Illegal drug use by inmates!
The ex-inmate is also upset that administrators won't return his insistent phone calls.
Nowhere in the article does he tell his 29 readers that he was being held as a prisoner in the jail.
One thing is for sure, he'll get a warm reception the next time he goes back.
Truth IS stranger than fiction.
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