Report From A Jerk In Jail

In an article that can only be described as surreal, Mark Vance Halburn has parlayed his latest stay in the Western Regional Jail into a "Special Report" on his fake news hate blog.

Undercover Reporter Mark Vance Halburn

 His "14 day investigation" (he misspelled incarceration) reveals that the jail's problems include:

Overcrowding.
He calls it a “dumping ground” for inmates that he thinks should be just be issued court summons, like someone (him) being held for contempt of court.

Medical personnel are rude.
He whines that diabetics (him) are fed food that makes them sick. (They wouldn't bring him a gas station pizza).

And the most shocking: Illegal drug use by inmates!

The ex-inmate is also upset that administrators won't return his insistent phone calls.

Nowhere in the article does he tell his 29 readers that he was being held as a prisoner in the jail.
One thing is for sure, he'll get a warm reception the next time he goes back.

Truth IS stranger than fiction.

Mark Halburn Out Of Jail!!!

The Bad News?
No One Shanked Him

Day 13 was lucky for Mark Vance Halburn.
He was released from jail this afternoon after being jailed on November 29 for violating a Family Court order.
Has he learned his lesson?
He better have.
One thing is for sure. Judge Patricia Keller isn’t afraid of him in the least, or his band of disaffected losers.
She locked his ass right the fuck up.
And she will again if he gives her a reason.

The New Mugshot Is Here!!!

Here’s Mark Vance Halburn’s new mugshot.
And just in time for Christmas.
Is that a neck or a chin or what?

80% chins. 20% head. 0% brains.

He's In The Jailhouse Now

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Mark Vance Halburn

He’s back in jail!!!
He was arrested today for violating a Family Court order. The case number has a D which makes it a domestic case. So it has something to do with his never ending divorce case. Probably contempt of court.
He was booked into Western Regional Jail at 5:50 pm this afternoon.
Our guess is that it has something to do with his appearance in a fringe video, threatening Judge Keller by saying, “I’m coming for you Judge Keller”, and violating a standing order to not discuss his case in public.




Does this violate his probation in Putnam County?

Magistrate Hunt clearly told him, “Understand me, If you violate that probation, I will have no choice whatsoever but to put you in jail for (90 days).”
BUT… Family Court is a civil court so probably not. This is a civil, not a criminal matter. So he is being held in civil contempt.
BUT… That means the judge can hold Halburn for as long as she wants until he complies with her orders.

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Mark Vance Halburn

Make time in your schedule to see Mark Vance Halburn get hauled out of the courtroom in handcuffs.

His sentencing for stalking Dr. Joe Matusic and his family is September 21 at 2:45pm at the Putnam County Courthouse.
Everyone is invited!!!

Your New Photos Are Here!

Halburn got a new picture taken yesterday. And best of all, IT WAS FREE!!!
He'll want a framed 16x20 print to hang in his creepy kid-shrine.

Orange is the new fat

MARK VANCE HALBURN ARRESTED!!!

 Silver Bracelets For The Blubbery Blogger

Domestic Abuser and terrorist Mark Vance Halburn was arrested in Dunbar this morning by Putnam County Sheriff Deputies.  Halburn had been a fugitive after a warrant was sworn out on Tuesday, March 14 for violation of a personal protection order and trespassing.

Halburn went to Dr. Joseph Matusic's home on Monday, March 13 to take pictures of a barn that burned. It was at that time he trespassed onto Matusic's property.

Matusic's barn.

Matusic had a restraining order renewed against Halburn in February 2016 after Halburn stalked Matusic's daughter at Winfield High School. Matusic had gotten a previous order in 2012 after Halburn stalked both Matusic and his wife.
Halburn was given the opportunity to come to Putnam County on the day the warrant was issued to turn himself in. He refused.

On Friday a Putnam fugitive apprehension team served a warrant for his arrest in Dunbar.
Halburn calls himself the "publisher" of a failing fake news internet blog. He also sells obamaphones.

Halburn is being held in the South Central Regional jail on $1,000 bond.

The Creeper is still in there. Hopefully they can bunk together.

More details in the WV Gazette Mail
http://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/20170317/putnam-website-operator-arrested-after-allegedly-violating-protection-order

Read Dr. Matusic's story here:
http://www.babymd.net/stalker.html

UPDATE: Halburn's pre-trial hearing has been scheduled for 10:30am on April 27th at the Putnam County Courthouse.
The public is invited to attend.

HALBURN BEATEN UP IN JAIL!!!

Ferris Bueller Kicks Halburn's Ass!
Bitch Slapped By The Creeper

            Chad "Creeper" Day                   Mark Vance Halburn

On Mark Vance Halburn's 7th day in South Central Jail, he had the piss slapped out of him by fellow inmate Chad Day because Halburn turned the TV on at full volume at 5:30 AM.

Day's friend Mikey Fields tells PutnamLIES.com, "I seen this with my own eyes, lmfao!! If anyone knows my boy Creeper aka Chad Day y'all know how he gets down!! The fat dude turned the TV on full blast at 5:45am while people was trying to sleep and he got the shit smacked out of him not punched! The fat guy is just a lil cry baby snitch and is also suing chad for the incident. Lmao!! Free Creeper !!!"

Let's all give Chad Day a laurel and hearty handshake!

Halburn is charged with telephone harassment and disruption of government services. He's being held on a $1500 bond which, we have been told he cannot pay and is calling left and right trying to find someone to put the money up. He has been turned down by all his friends and even his relatives in California, because they're "not willing to risk their money on his behavior."

And check out the comments on WCHS TV's Facebook page. Nobody likes this fat bastard.
https://www.facebook.com/eyewitnessnewscharleston/photos/a.130149082844.132252.90859152844/10152628849187845/?type=3&theater

The prosecutor should give Creeper a medal, early release and a parade.
Funny how the fat son of a bitch who shits on the judicial system is the one constantly crying about getting no justice.

HALBURN JAILED FOR CONTEMPT!!!

Held In South Central Regional Jail Pending Bond

Mark Vance Halburn's Latest Mugshot.
330 pounds of pure sexy.

In January, as part the final order in his divorce case, Mark Vance Halburn was ordered by the Court to pay his second ex-wife $1,981.73 to equalize his one-half interest in the marital estate, and $7,935.85 for her legal fees. That's a grand total of $9917.58.
He refused to pay one single penny of that debt.

But, he had plenty of cash to fly to California for a weeklong vacation, print and frame about 50 large pictures of his kid, buy a bunch of crap for his kid in an attempt to buy his love, pay a lawyer in his other arrest cases and pay $475 for a family pass to the Wave Pool.

On Wednesday, a contempt hearing was held.

That hearing went poorly for Fatlock.
Afterwards, he was taken to the South Central Regional Jail, jailed on the contempt charge and spent the next 24 hours behind bars. We bet he pays that money now.

We'll have more info as it becomes available.