Reports are slowly trickling in about Halburn's latest adventures in higher education.
PutnamLIES.com first got an inkling something was wrong on May 18. Three different departments from Strayer were reading PutnamLIES.com for most of that day, including Hallburn's mental evaluation.
You may remember that in June 2010, Halburn enrolled in Strayer to work on an MBA in Human Resources. At the time he said he HATED to invest $24,000 and three years. He thought a B.A. in communications was not respected by West Virginia employers.
We've got news for you fatboy.
It's not the B.A. that's not respected it's YOU ,Hallburn.
You actually have to know about Human Relations to get a degree in it.
Well, one year and $8000 later all he has to show for it is another stain on his record.
PutnamLIES.com was informed Thursday morning that Hallburn has been thrown out of Strayer.
Plagiarism? Cheating? Bullying? Harassment? Extortion? Arson? Bedwetting?
We don't know.
We're publishing the question. We're not publishing a statement.
There aren't many reasons that get a student kicked out near the end of the quarter.
It is a well known fact though, that Hallburn is a plagiarist and a bully.
What we do know is that he threw a tantrum and then threatened
the Dean, Dr. Phyllis Isley. That's when the cops got involved. He was told to never return and is now banned from the property. Imagine that, a woman, and a Ph.D. no less, telling Halburn no and he starts his bullying act. Why is this not a surprise?
He's lucky she didn't kick his fat ass. Literally. She's a 4th Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo.
Whatever the reason, we applaud Strayer University for standing up for academic honesty and against bullying. We hope they see that their mistake was admitting him in the first place.
We hope this doesn't affect his substitute teaching jobs in Kanawha County. For all we know they enjoy employing cheats and bullies.
Looks like Halburn has traded his mortarboard for a dunce cap.
His academic career lasted about as long as any of his jobs.
We'd LOVE to hear Halburn's side of the story. You know he has one. He's the smartest guy in the world. Just ask him!
We're sure it was a just case of mistaken identity, probably his 'nephew' again. Whatever it was, we're certain this was Strayer's fault. No, wait ...
He ran outta gas. He had a flat tire. He didn't have enough money for cab fare. His tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole his car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn't his fault!! I swear to God!!
We be more than happy to let him tell it too, but apparently he's too scared of the truth to even comment.
C'mon fatboy, you know you want to.
