Excessive Noise Disturbs Walmart

For years Mark Halburn complained about the excessive noise at the Hurricane Walmart, which PutnamLIES.com long ago proved to be wrong. And last night was no exception. It was quiet. So quiet in fact, that the sounds of one extremely belligerent fat man getting his ass chewed could be heard across the busy parking lot.

Our Walmart correspondent filed this report:

"I was getting into my car at Walmart around 8 PM last night when I heard 2 voices arguing. When I looked over I saw they were coming from the blue house. Apparently Hallburn had just driven up because his car's lights were on and he was out of the car. A woman's voice could clearly be heard. I could hear Mark's whiny voice but it's a shame I couldn't make out what he was saying.

But I sure could hear what the woman had to say.

"I saw your picture with that child molester..."

(inaudible)

"He molested a little girl."

(inaudible)

"What is wrong with you?

Who are you?"

(inaudible)

"Who are you?

Who are you?"

(inaudible)

"I don't care about talking.
I just can't deal with this.

I can't stand it."

(inaudible)

"I'm not gonna come out there."

(inaudible)

"I just don't even know you.

This is not the man I married."

(inaudible)

"I don't understand."

(inaudible)

"Whatever.
See, right there..."

(inaudible)

"You can't see..."

(inaudible)

"You are.

You cannot see your own problems.

You need help."

(inaudible)

"Everyday it's something different."

(inaudible)

"Your behavior is out of control."

And with that, Mark got back in his car, slammed the door, went over to the Walmart and waddled in and bought a load of groceries. 

The whole thing only lasted two or three minutes."

Look's like the soon to be ex-wife's days as a doormat are over.

PWN3d!

The All Seeing Eye never blinks, lardass.
EVERYONE'S watching you now.

October 15th, Halburn. 

You. Are. Fucked.

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Halburn's idyllic life of fucking off was apparently disturbed Tuesday morning by people who actually work for a living.
And since he's too much of a pussy to write about meaningless shit like this in his humorous Walmart blog, he published his latest screed on his opinion blog like it was news.

The workers, from Retention Pond Services in Wilmington NC, are working on the drainage system for the Walmart access road. Their website features copyrighted photographs of idyllic, peaceful scenes which Halburn immediately stole to illustrate his article.
And being completely without ethics, he once again neglected to tell his 29 readers that HE is the Walmart neighbor that he is writing about.

He first fired off an email to Hurricane Mayor Scott Edwards who, if he's smart, has any Halburn emails filtered straight to the shitcan.

Then, at 6:15 am, the mongoloid actually thought he'd get an answer if he called the company's offices. If his past practices are any clue, he continued to call them over and over until someone answered and told him to go pound sand.

Last week he was complaining that the crew had part of the access road blocked, this week he's complaining about something called "excessing" noise.

Just when in the hell are they supposed to do this work, Hallburn? The earlier they start, the earlier they finish. If they would have done this during middle of the night you would have been out there bitching, calling them rude and inconsiderate.

Most people have to get up and go to work in the morning and are gone all day, so someone working doesn't bother them. But we guess you sleep in and get up later to ship your kid off to daycare so you can sit around the house all day in your underwear and jack off.

We thought you had an important job teaching the thugs at one of the worst performing middle schools in Kanawha County. What happened to that? What happened to that Fortune 50 job that you were bragging about getting? Don't you have to get up early for those?

You want common sense fatboy?
Common sense says you don't continually whine about something that you're not going to change.