Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hurricane Government Urged to Enforce Tax Laws


Halburn has maintained for years that he doesn't run his "business" from his home.
We knew it was bullshit but his actions early Saturday morning prove what we've known all along.
Halburn is a liar.
And a tax cheat.

After visiting the REAL Putnam News Leader at 3:17 AM, he read our headline about Oshel Craigo.

Then he updated his site at 3:31 AM Saturday morning



with the Craigo story.

And since he visits PutnamLIES.com numerous times daily, he saw our comment mentioning that fact, and knowing he'd been caught in yet another lie, he went into cover-his-ass mode.
So at 10:42 AM he posted this:

"April 10th, 2010: Walmart traffic noise wakes me up at about 3:00 a.m. I take a drive to my office to update PutnamLIVE.com. The Internet trash whiners have a fit. Screw them!"

HORSESHIT!
He wants us to believe he got in his fatmobile and toddled over to his imaginary office in some guy's basement. And at 3:30 in the morning no less!
Well, we're not buying it.
He didn't drive anywhere. He shuffled across the hall in his bathrobe and slippers and updated his page. PutnamLIES.com has the video.

We were born at night, but not last night.

He claims to be exempt from Hurricane's B&O taxes for numerous reasons.

"PutnumLIVE.com does not publish from the neighborhood, so its operations in Fraziers Bottom were not affected by either outage.
Mar 2008

And from last year:
"According to Mayor Peak, because the point of publication, and the bank accounts, are outside of Hurricane, I don’t have to pay B & O."

"My office is located in another person’s home about 1/4 -1/2 mile outside the city limits. I trade out the rent for maintining(sic) this person’s web site. So, because my office is outside the city limits, and because the bank account is outside the city limits, and because the host is in Chicago, and because the work is done outside the city limits, NO B&O taxes are owed. No one said a “home-based business” has to be in YOUR home! (And, in case you are wondering, it’s about a 2-minute drive down the hill. But, when the weather is nice, I walk!)"

Then just last month:
"I helped a gentleman who owns a home, I have a trade out, I give him some services, he gives me office space."
Which is a barter. And is considered taxable income by the IRS. We bet that doesn't get declared.
According to Mayor McCheese, he's a deadbeat.

There's always some excuse with him.
We knew all those excuses were lies. He just went and proved it.

Here's Hurricane's B&O tax law:

Sec. 729.09. Service business or calling not otherwise specifically taxed.
Upon every person engaging or continuing within this City in any service business or calling not otherwise specifically taxed under this Article, there is likewise hereby levied and shall be collected a tax equal to 0.53 percent of the gross income of any such business. (Code 1979, § 6-2-9; Code 1991, § 729.09)
Sec. 729.07. Contracting.
Upon every person engaging or continuing within this City in the business of contracting, the tax shall be equal to 1.25 percent of the gross income of the business. (Code 1979, § 6-2-7; Code 1991, § 729.07)

Your second wife' house is within the city and you're doing business there.


PutnamLIES.com calls on the City of Hurricane to investigate Halburn's business location and practices immediately. Subpoena his server records from Hostway and see just when and from where he does his posting. The IP address will prove our claims.
He should be aggressively prosecuted and incarcerated.

It is not acceptable that other businesses located in the city must bear the tax burden when one unscrupulous businessman thumbs his nose at the law, especially when that businessman demands strict adherence of the law by others.


We demand that Halburn resign immediately and pay $10 million in PUNITIVE damages and a $1 million PER MINUTE late-fee penalty.

PutnamLIES.com requests that all readers call city hall and ask for an investigation of Halburn's business circumstances.

Get your city business license and pay your B & O taxes, you fucking deadbeat.

8 comments:

  1. You forgot to call for his resignation...

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  2. You're absolutely right. That has been corrected.

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  3. Resignation from what?

    Being a substitute teacher isn't a real job. We all know a paraplegic retard can write a better blog than he can. That site will and needs to come down. He's the most un-talented, un-creative human being I've ever seen. Not to mention the fattest.

    I'd like to take a lead pipe upside his head and bash some sense into him while that bastard child of his and his fat, ugly wife watches.

    Markie loves the little children! As I said before, being a sub must be like Supermarket Sweep to him. He can barely contain himself from all those fresh, young, and nubile bodies. He has to take a bathroom break ever 15 minutes to rub one out.

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  4. I wonder if he paid taxes in California? He got fired from so many jobs there (like he did here), I bet he couldn't afford to, just like his first wife couldn't afford to keep his fat worthless ass, so she gave him the boot and no doubt found someone who had a good job and could afford things Mark and his fat, desperate, second wife can't.

    Why else would Mark with his ever-expanding waistline sit and beg and ask for a handout online?

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  5. I can't imagine the weather ever being "nice enough" for Mark to walk...

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  6. I don't look for Hurricane officials to act whatsoever on this information.

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  7. Sure Hallblob walks occasionally, haven't you been hearing about the recent earthquakes in WV.

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  8. Here's a scoops for PutnamLIES... its gonna be announced here soon that a new Sheetz will be built at the new Scott Depot/I-64 interchange... my guess is Mark will give us a report on noise on the road going to the Hurricane Walmart instead...

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