Monday, April 12, 2010

KFC Double Down Sandwich is Here!

Halburn Races To Be First In Line

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  1. He stayed home today just so he could get one!

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  2. Looks also like how he will be running from some of the miner's families when he goes to Riverside.

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  3. Maybe that's why he wasn't there today!

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  4. I think that's actual footage of him running from his first wife who had enough of his shit. He couldn't hack it out in California, he had to find a woman who'd keep him, support him, feed him, and clothe him like the big fat ass baby he is while he goes out and pretends to be a journalist.

    Dolores Martin Halburn's biological clock was ticking, so she got on fatdesparatewvwomen.com and told Mark if he'd soil her ovaries with his retard seed, she'd support him and he could work whatever loser job he could to help out. That's why Mark doesn't own anything, he can't afford nice things. His second wife owns it all.

    It's like Dolores is Tom Cruise's character in Rain Man, and Mark is well, Rain Man.

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