Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Handouts Halburn At It Again

On Tuesday, April 6, the day after 29 West Virginia miners were killed in an explosion, the most pressing thing on Mark Halburn's mind was filing two more baseless complaints with the Public Service commission. It seems that poor little Mark was inconvenienced by some momentary power outages and a baseball game that wasn't on TV. Wait until you get a load of these complaints.



First let's
look at the AEP complaint about their "CRAPPY ELECTRICAL SERVICE."

"WE HAVE ENDURED AT LEAST SIX POWER OUTAGES SINCE FEBRUARY 1ST 2010. AEP IS AN EPIC FAILURE OF A POWER COMPANY AND HAS FAILED TO DO ITS JOB AND SOLVE THE OUTAGES PROBLEM."

Yes folks, that's how he writes. All caps. A true sign of an unbalanced mind.

He has to shout to the world, "LOOK AT ME, I'M A NUT. PAY ATTENTION TO ME. I'M IMPORTANT!!!"

How long was the power out you might ask?

6 outages, each lasting only seconds. SECONDS.

And here's what he wants:

"ELIMINATION OF AEP. A NEW COMPETENT COMPANY. TERMINATION OF ALL AEP PERMITS IN WEST VIRGINIA. FREE ELECTRICITY FOR LIFE."

There it is right there folks.
The crux of the biscuit.

Handouts Halburn wants free electricity.


Now let's get to the real problem. His TV cable company, Suddenlink.

"ON EASTER SUNDAY 4-4-2010 WE WERE UNABLE TO MAKE OUTGOING PHONE CALLS FOR SIX HOURS.
ON 4-5-2010 SUDDENLINK FAILED TO TELEVISE DODGERS/PIRATES OPENING DAY GAME DESPITE PROMOS & GRAPHICS PROMISING SUCH GAME."

Jeezus H. Tapdancing Christ! He's bitching about not seeing a fucking baseball game. Well, guess what crisco?
Suddenlink has no control over a sports channel's programming. They can only air what they receive.
Halburn should know that as someone that claims to have worked in broadcasting.

What's his solution?

"ELIMINATION OF SUDDENLINK IN WEST VIRGINIA, TERMINATION OF PETE ABEL, MUST CARRY MLB CHANNEL AND ALL DODGERS GAMES. FREE SERVICE FOR LIFE!"

Again with the freebies. Anything so Halburn doesn't have to be inconvenienced and can lounge on his wife's couch, eat bon-bons and watch TV.

What? No demand that everyone involved be criminally prosecuted?

He's slipping.

The company DID point out however, Halburn's history of filing complaints.

With each PSC filing Halburn's complaints get more and more unhinged.
Take a look at the handwriting. That's not the hand of a sane person.
The resolutions he wants are not even rational.

And, as with his other complaints, this one will be marked DENIED as well. It's only a matter of time before he's going be barred from filing any future complaints.

You're a fucking nut, Halburn. It's genetic.

You lose again, bitch.




7 comments:

  1. Another funny thing about all this is Mark's continued use of the term "epic fail." He never started using that until he started reading girlofwords.com and all the other trash bloggers.

    They must be some pretty good writers out there for Halburn to steal some of their catch phrases.

    Wait, Mark steals everything.

    Onto topic, of course he wants everything free. He can't afford anything. His second wife supports him while he goes out and pretends to be a journalist with his little Fisher Price "My First Camera" complete with pretend press pass. Halburn's substitute baby-sitting job isn't paying the bills.

    I feel for Dolores, she's the breadwinner in a household that includes two children. An actual child and one that acts like a child. If I didn't know any better I'd say Halburn was a pothead slacker. All he does is sit around, eat, watch TV, and goes out with his Fisher-Price camera and shoots pictures, just like someone who sits up a " photography "fan" page on Facebook and thinks they're some photographer who can take pictures of an upside-down chair in black and white and say they're brooding and deep. It's the same way with Halburn and his Husson's pizza soaked rag, he shoots a few crappy pictures, poorly writes something and says it's news, and goes around saying he's some big-shot journalist.

    Some of us actually work for our nice things, Halburn. We don't sit around asking for handouts.

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  2. I want a dollar every time the phrase "epic fail" in any way is used. In most cases, it's used in a completely incorrect manner, but I figure the dollar adds up after a bit. Mmm. Dollars.

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  3. The rest of us are paying for the time actual working people have to spend going through the formalities of the process that the publisher is using for his own gratification.

    While not knocking a legitimate complaint to the PSC, a serial abuser like Mark should be forced to reimburse the companies for lost time.

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  4. I would guess to say also the accounts are not listed in his name either.

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  5. Excellent point.

    Like I stated in Tyler's thread. He is NOT a native West Virginian. He doesn't own anything or pay for anything. Therefore, whatever goes on in this state is none of his business.

    If he doesn't like it, he needs to pack up and move back to California where he belongs. Move back in with his crazy mom and dad.

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  6. One can only wonder when there will be enough evidence for a 5150 hold on him.

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  7. In West Virginia, if I remember correctly, an emergency commitment can be made by anyone on anyone for 30 days evaluation if there is reasonable evidence of endangerment to self or others. I believe the warrant would need to come through the county prosecutors office. I'm just sayin...

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