Friday, November 27, 2009

I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing

I don't know about you, but I'm still stuffed.



Time to go take a big stinky Mark.
Posted by PutnamLies at 6:00 AM
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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 27, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    First ... glad I haven't had any food yet. Gawd.

    Item two, quote:

    "Even more insane is the onslaught of excessive traffic noise that bombarded the Walmart neighbors. The supercenter and the City of Hurricane continue to refuse to do the right thing and put up a sound wall and trees to protect the neighbors.

    Edwards declined to respond to complaints from Walmart's neighbors, once again turning his back on legitimate constituent issues. The city and Putnam County Development Authority continue to refuse to redevelop the neighborhood which would bring jobs and revenue to Putnam County.

    This is the second-straight Black Friday that Walmart's neighbors have received a rude awakening from the rude retail giant."

    Someone dispatch the waaaaaaaaaa-mbulance.

    Also, rude retail giant? As in it farts at the dinner table? It doesn't take off its shoes in the living room? Eats with an open mouth?

    Listen, fatty: An inanimate object cannot be rude.

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  2. Mike BallburnNovember 27, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    "As in it farts at the dinner table? It doesn't take off its shoes in the living room? Eats with an open mouth?"

    That's our boy "Hallburn".

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  3. AnonymousNovember 27, 2009 at 11:14 PM

    Wait... he's not one of Edward's constituents, since he doesn't live within Hurricane city limits (re: B&O tax).

    Nothing like "unbiased journalism"...

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  4. Mike BallburnNovember 28, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    You know it's amazing that I was at the Huricane Walmart yeaterday and parked three places from the front door. It was an ordinary crowd inside as well.
    There was no more traffic than normal. There certainly wasn't any excessive traffic noise.

    Once again, "Hallburn" continues to exaggerates the problem in order to prop up his fallacious argument.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 28, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    I'm surprised Putnamblob isn't complaining about the Salvation Army volunteers and the loud sound from the bells ringing for their fund raiser.

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  6. Tobias FünkeNovember 28, 2009 at 1:05 PM

    Can somebody reread his article about black Friday and tell me what year walgreens is supposed to open. If you ask me, it shoulda been open 1000 years ago. Nice proofreading.

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  7. AnonymousNovember 28, 2009 at 11:43 PM

    he will now that somebody brought it to his attention; just like everything else he whines about.

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  8. Mike BallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    Look at the Walmart picture at the top of the article. About 15 cars are visible in the lot.
    The lot is virtually empty.
    Not exactly excessive traffic.
    Just more excessive whining from nonuts though.

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  9. AnonymousNovember 29, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    I wonder how the big real estate deal he's got is coming along? Has he started suing his realtor yet?

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  10. Mark HallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 8:05 AM

    Mike whines:

    You know it's amazing that I was at the Huricane Walmart yeaterday and parked three places from the front door. It was an ordinary crowd inside as well.
    There was no more traffic than normal. There certainly wasn't any excessive traffic noise.

    Once again, "Hallburn" continues to exaggerates the problem in order to prop up his fallacious argument.

    Mike:

    Most of the traffice was far earlier than 9:00 a.m. However, MORON, if you think what we are enduring is OK, then YOU LIVE HERE! The house if for sale. You cut a cashier's check for $350,000 and we are GONE! We will leave Putnam County and its worthless politicians and YOU far behind! But if you DON'T cut the check and buy the house, you lose ALL credibility AND you must take down ALL of your blogs and agre NEVER to post on the Internet again! The gauntlet has been thrown down, it's time to Put up or shut up "Mike!"

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  11. AnonymousNovember 29, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    Putnamblob is in the same boat as the greedy leaders of the county he keeps ranting about isn't he?

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  12. Mark HallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Still waiting for that check, "Mike." Since you have not come up with the cash, it's time to shut this blog down and go crawl back under your rock! You are a sham!!! Just another whiner who refuses to face reality. Scott Edwards and his ilk screwed up. YOU screwed up.

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  13. Mike BallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    The only check you need is a reality check, fatboy.
    YOU have done nothing but whine non-stop since before the Walmart was started.
    The real screw up is YOU.
    YOU wouldn't let your wife sell the house SHE, not you owns.
    YOU forced her to turn down a valid offer.

    We're going to stay on you like stink on shit, scrote. We're not going anywhere.

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  14. AnonymousNovember 29, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Putnamblob demanding and waiting on a cashier's check on a Sunday for a piece of property that isn't his that can't be developed... how many times does this make now?

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  15. Mark HallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    "Mike" YOU BLEW IT! YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO BUY US OUT! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT VERBAL CRAP!!! YOU WANT JOBS IN HURRICANE BUT REFUSE YO MAKE IT HAPPEN. REPEAT AFTER ME: MIKE IS A FRAUD! MIKE IS A FRAUD! MIKE IS WORTHLESS LYING CRAPOLA!!! MIKE IS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  16. Mike BallburnNovember 29, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    Calm down, lardass.
    Shouting's going to give you a stroke.
    On second thought, shout away.

    Turning down that offer really eats at you, doesn't it?

    You are completely irrational.
    Repeat after me: "Hallburn" is nuts, "Hallburn" is nuts."

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  17. AnonymousNovember 29, 2009 at 8:04 PM

    How many times Putnamblob?

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  18. Leonard MotherFuckin' BernsteinNovember 29, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    Oh, and I've got tears in my eyes now that everyone that lives in my house is referring to taking a shit as "dropping Mark Halburn off at the public pool... that he trespassed at."

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  19. tylerhollywoodNovember 30, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    Mark. Dude. Seriously. Do you ever listen to yourself? Do you ever read what you type? You are the most delusional man I have ever met.

    I dislike very few people that I know face to face. fewer still that I have never met, but my God I dislike you to be sure. And please, don't get me wrong, I understand and even have a little sympathy for the fact that you are legally crazy.

    That doesn't change that fact that you grate on the human species. This is why I dislike you. I used to think that you were like all the other nutballs out there that felt entitled to everything without doing anything. Now I see that you KNOW that you are not entitled to anything but you keep trying to convince everyone else in the world that you are.

    Oh, and trying to pass yourself off as a reporter, editor, newshound, photographer, blogger, homeowner, tax payer, normal human being is just a big scream for help and misplaced validation in you sucking up the air around you.

    Stop and get yourself some help.

    PS: No doubt he will fixate on the Wal Mart comparison argument we have had. He still misses the point I was talking about the fringe residents and not saying things were exactly the same. Mark? No two Wal Marts are the same, so drop it.

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  20. Mark HallburnNovember 30, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Mike:

    You're double talk. I never complained about Walmart UNTIL THE OBNOXIOUS CONSTRUCTION NOISE LEVELS STARTED AND CONTINUED FOR MORE THAN A YEAR! Now, it's excessive traffic noise! Come meet with me and stand in our yard. (Yea, you won't be able to hide anymore!) I will show you the excessive noise! And you SAY you want to get rid of me! BRING THE $350,000 certified check! There is a buyer for PutnamLIVE.com waiting in the wings for when we leave the state. So all you need to do is bring the check! But you don't have the integrity to put your money where your mouth is!!!

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  21. Mike BallburnNovember 30, 2009 at 7:29 AM

    I don't need to stand in your front yard,fuckstick. I can hear the non-excessive noise just fine every time I get out of my car in Walmart's lot.
    As for your wife's so called valuable property, NOBODY else wants to buy it, why should I?
    You missed your chance to sell due to YOUR greed.

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  22. DaveNovember 30, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    Oh, joy, another blog attacking Mark. At least the D.C. chick has some creativity, when she isn't "working" for that throwaway rag. Mark produces a valuable news site that serves his community. You produce garbage.

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  23. Mike BallburnNovember 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Dave is just another one of "Hallburn's" alternyms.
    Who's next to show up, lardo?
    Putnam Johnny? Christy?

    Jesus, fatboy. At least try and be original. All anybody has to do is look at the language in the comment. It's you.
    It's like parting your hair on the opposite side and trying to pass yourself as someone else.

    The only thing "Mark" can produce is a prodigious bowel movement.

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  24. AnonymousNovember 30, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    Hey Dave,
    How is Christy?

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