Monday, November 30, 2009

Sound Familiar?

PutnamLIES.com reporter Leonard Bernstein (who is still waiting for the cops to come) brought this one to our attention.
Good work, Lenny!

via dilbert.com

7 comments:

  1. Yes, it does look familiar. It looks just like this trash blog which has nothing but links and has never generated an original news story.

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  2. "Mark Hallburn", ladies and gentlemen!

    Dave is just another of his multiple personalities.

    We broke the story of your trespassing arrest, shithead.
    As well as your many image thefts and your use of vulgar keyword stuffing.

    Pot. Kettle. Black.

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  3. I don't think he has multiple personalities, i think he like to do impersonations: Jabba the Hut, Stay Puffed Marsh mallow man,the blob, reporter,etc.

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  4. "David"/Halburn - go fall repeatedly on a knife.

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  5. Check this link and match it with his last "letter to the editor":

    http://www.mariettatimes.com/page/content.detail/id/517660.html?nav=5007

    Interesting.

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  6. "Publisher's note: PutnamLIVE.com is pleased to accept letters from readers for publication. Please include your full name, city, or community when writing, as well as your telephone number for verification. Please note: It may take several days before your letter appears. Letters should be emailed to: News@PutnamLIVE.com."

    This should be edited to read:
    PutnamLive is a giant piece of shit. We're... I mean... I'm going to troll the internet and steal content from other web sites, because not one single person gives enough of a shit to write me a letter. I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being. Please send me your name and phone number, so I can call you and harass you at any given time, because that's what I jerk off to.

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  7. I'm calling bullshit on some of your local letters as well, crisco.

    I don't believe that Ray Bloomington of
    Hurricane, George Williamson of Eleanor, or John Grange of Scott Depot actually exist.

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