Tuesday, November 17, 2009

YOU SAY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY?

Happy Birthday to me.

Birthday greetings from me to boot.
It's me all in my birthday suit.



Shorter of Breath and One Day Closer to Death.

Luckily for us, as obese as you are, you won't have many more.

8 comments:

  1. Aiiiiiiaaaaggghhhhhh...my eyes, my eyes!!!

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  2. What you don't see is the vat of crisco that you'd have to use to unwedge that fatcunt from a box.

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  3. What a wonderful birthday surprise for Lardass! I bet he and the whole Halburn clan are crowded around the computer! I bet you made his birthday more "special" than it already was!
    I feel sorry for his son...one day he will see this...and might even understand.

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  4. I thought the "reporter" didn't disclose the names of people that die in accidents. I'm sure the Slone family is pleased.... Douchebag!

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  5. hallburn says he doesn't "publish pictures of fatal accidents" Does this mean that the sick SOB takes the pictures just to keep for his own personal collection. Probably in his pedi"file" folder with the princess breakfast and kiddie pool pictures

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  6. I really hate you for putting this up. Ugh.

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  7. I was hoping he got a coronary for a present.

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  8. I'll bet his buddy from the car dealership had a special "package" for Mark.

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