Tuesday, February 16, 2010

HALBURN TANTRUM WAKES NEIGHBORS

Screaming Disrupts Homes At 4:10 a.m.

Halburn was apparently confused from lack of oxygen so we had to make some corrections to his latest screed.

"While most of Putnam County was sleeping, Tuesday,

neighbors of the Hurricane Walmart wereHalburn was treated to a rude awakening: A loud snow plow at 4:10 a.m."

When do you suggest they do plow, nonuts? When the lot is full of cars? It's not like you have to get up and go to work anyway.

"The racket Halburn's screaming woke adults, (and) a toddler, as the plow slammed into Walmart's parking lot and the irritating reverse beeps whining kept the neighbors,all the Halburns awake.
 
Two calls to Walmart's manager were disconnected by the store, and an email to Hurricane Mayor Scott D. Edwards, who refuses to force the store to put in a sound wall and trees, was not returned."


Didn't you get the letter, crisco? Let me explain it to you.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BUILD A WALL!


Here's the letter again, for those of you on Grace Drive.

But, PutnamLIES.com, being a civic minded company, is willing to help.


PutnamLIES.com staff artist representation

Here's your fucking wall, you greedy bastard. We even decorated it for you because we know you'd immediately start bitching about what an eyesore it is. Your house sits 12 feet above the road. Do you have any idea how tall a wall would have to be to block anything?

"Neighbors have been enduring the excessive noise since construction started more than a year before the store opened."

Neighbors have been enduring YOUR excessive bitching since you moved to town. Long before the Walmart was even started. The entire county is sick of it.

"On a related note, a trash blog that accurately uses the word "Lies" in its title has posted some video shot in the quietest corner of Walmart's parking lot on a quieter weekday afternoon."

You're damn right that the word "Lies" in our title is accurate. Because we expose YOUR lies, shithead. It's good to see you finally admit it. And the trash we're taking out is YOU.
You're the one that said the noise was everyday, 24 hours a day. So now you're admitting it's not so. Which is it? Just another in a long line of Halburn and PutnumLive.com lies.


"The video does not show Walmart's 4:10 a.m. snowplow or the endless stream of noisy cars and trucks entering Walmart's parking lot from directly in front of the neighbor's Halburn's second wife's longtime home. The video, like the "Lies" trash blog, has no credibility."

How about we come up and shoot more video then, fuckstick? Because that will show the same thing. There's not an endless stream of noisy cars. There's no excessive noise. Believe us, we'll be back.
And you want to talk about credibility? Who was the whiny bitch that pulled down the Walmart blog because he couldn't take the heat from people calling him out on his bullshit and lies? That's right, it was you.
We knew it was only a matter of time before you missed the attention and put it back up. You're so predictable. You can't help yourself.

How's that journal for your son working out you selfish fuck? That's what we want to know.

This is what your cluttered little advertising shopper has been all along.
Personal opinion, sprinkled liberally with stolen content and plagiarism palmed off as "news" to a bunch of gullible readers.

Putnam neighbors are telling YOU to get a clue, fatboy.

15 comments:

  1. Hey the blob had a visit at his site from the Prestera Center.
    I bet they might offer him a scholarship.
    That or they're looking for him because he escaped.

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  2. Of course, the fat welfare-wanna-be misses the attention, that's why "jimmybuck" appeared on my website. He sits around all day, being unemployed, living off his little heifer and just gets FATTER.

    I wish Mark would get off the internet because he's taking up way too much bandwidth.

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  3. I suppose the State Road should wait for a call from the blob telling them he is awake before they scrape the roads too. Wonder what time he thinks they start?

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  4. Blobster can hear all the way from Milton exit to Winfield exit of I-64, not to mention Teays Valley Road and thru town to Southern States and beyond. Quite an ear that guy has.

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  5. Odd that he hasn't been complaining about trains recently...I guess he's already figured the rail roads aren't going to offer him anything.

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  6. It makes me laugh when he complains about the trains. A lot of Hurricane residents, including myself, live within 100 yards of the railroad tracks and to be honest, the noise isn't that bad. Is it annoying sometimes? Of course, but they're not loud enough to wake you up or disturb you.

    He lives how far from the tracks? Probably about a mile or so? Does he really expect people like me to feel sympathy for him?

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  7. He expects everyone to feel sorry for him or at least bow down before his holy sufferings that he bears for us while he struggles with the corrupt forces of his adopted state.

    In other words, a complete nut-case.

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  8. Estimated Data
    Website Worth: $856.29

    Daily Pageviews: 391

    Daily Ads Revenue: $1.17

    Estimated numbers for www.putnamlive.com

    From http://www.cubestat.com/www.putnamlive.com

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  9. Estimated Data
    Website Worth: $4471.98
    Daily Pageviews: 2042
    Daily Ads Revenue: $6.13

    Estimated numbers for putnamlies.blogspot.com

    Same webiste as above, but you know, put in the info for here.

    Girlofwords.com is worth about 7k

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  10. For crypticbullshit.com:

    Website Worth: $2,148.39

    Daily Pageviews: 981

    Daily Ads Revenue: $2.94

    My "trash blog" is even worth more than Mark's.

    I should start advertising and run a business, like Mark claims he does. I bet I could make a killing, just like Mark doesn't!

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  11. One would think his net stats would be through the roof due to his BRILLIAN deployment of keywords!

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  12. I will not patronize any of the advertising businesses on Halburn's blog. Those of you that do advertise with him and read this, take heed: To increase your business, take your ads off his website.

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  13. And those he's posted without your knowledge or consent; demand he remove them.

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  14. We'd bet half of those "advertisers" don't know even know they are.
    Or if they do, they're afraid to complain because he'll write negative things about them.

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  15. Troy update since it won't be anywhere but here at Putnam County's News Leader:

    http://www.wowktv.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=75813&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+WOWK-TV2+%28WOWK-TV+13+News+Latest+Stories%29&utm_content=Twitter

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