Wednesday, July 7, 2010

It's quiet..Yeah, too quiet.

No News Is Good News



You may have noticed a marked decrease in articles here at PutnamLIES.com.
Well, there's a good reason for that.
It's because that asshole that runs that cluttered internet shopper, Halburn, has cut way back on his douchebaggery.
He's just not writing anything.
Which is a good thing. That means we've been doing OUR job. Which has been all along to force him to act in a more civilized manner. Before he started getting pounded from all sides he was free to attack anyone for any reason without repercussions.
Not anymore.
And now his output shows it.

But as we all know, it's only a matter of time before he snaps again and makes an ass of himself, so we shouldn't have to wait long.
Something usually happens once every summer.

11 comments:

  1. The asshat is more than likely at the fair with his smear and two protogess, troyboy and Duke.

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  2. I blame the heat...he's got to be major league uncomfortable getting out of the a/c.

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  3. There's not enough talc in the world to dry out all those wrinkles. Imagine the smell.

    Maybe he should try a pool. If there are any that will let him in.

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  4. Not true! I guess no one has noticed all of the press releases that he has been posting as "Letters to the Publisher". There's Joe Manchin, Michelle Obama, and more... Like these people actually write a letter to him.

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  5. Yeah, we've seen the so called form letters he prints. It's a pathetic attempt to make it look like there's some action there and these generic government releases fill his need.

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  6. ...which begs the question, where's he "working" now?

    Which gives me an idea. Perhaps Putnam County's REAL News Leader needs to make some press releases of his own and send them to some prospective employers that Halburn may or may not have applied. That way, we can help them weed out potential losses at the hands of Halburn. Like losing money and valuable resources when they either have to fire him or he "resigns." It does cost money to train new employees.

    Mike, I suggest putting together a press release that includes his mental eval, his whining on his blog, his criminal record, his stalking record, and his various other little hissy fits so employers in and around Putnam County know not to hire someone who would no doubt cause a business to endure losses and embarrassment.

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  7. They can find everything they need to know about him right here. And we have plenty of businesses that read us on a regular basis. So they know what's going on. All anyone has to do is Google his name, which most employers do now.
    If you Google Halburn the number one hit is for his mental evaluation. That's saying something!

    Nobody in Putnam County will hire this sack of shit. His reputation precedes him.

    That's why he has to go to the far end of Kanawha County to take whatever menial job he can get.

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  8. anybody who takes even a cursory glance at his 30 page resume ought to be extremely wary.

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  9. Contact us or send a copy to:
    PutnamLies.com@gmail.com

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  10. "...PutnamLIVE.com used to publish a daily diary chronicling the daily excessive noise. However, we pulled it after Edwards and Walmart supporters harassed this publisher and family members."

    I think Mayor Edwards should sue the publisher for libel over this statement!!

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  11. He is a liar. He still DOES publish that "daily diary" because he likes the attention it gets from the so-called "trash bloggers". He puts up his little bitch fest, not daily, but when he gets angry enough to make up lies about every single day of his life being more miserable than the last because of WalMart. Last update is dated June 25. True facts.

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