Before leaving town, that cheap bastard Halburn couldn't help but beg for something for free on his favorite hillbilly giveaway site, Freecycle.
This time it was a computer for his whacked out old man.
Get a load of this:
"My senior citizen father, who lives on the west coast, could use a working notebook computer with wifi to send email, Facebook, etc. At 76, he finally has the desire to join "the computer age." This doesn't have to have a huge hard drive, lots of RAM, etc. Just something so that he can get online. Can you please help?"
Jeezus, you fat fuck. You don't want much do you?
You fly all the way across the country and you can't get him one yourself?
You're making all that money with that lucrative internet advertising shopper, you're getting rich selling that Woodmen of The World insurance and substitute teaching but you're too cheap to buy your dear old demented dad a lousy computer?
Some son you are.
We're pretty sure they sell computers in California. Although with freeloaders like you there Halburn, it's no wonder that the Golden State has become the Welfare State.
You sure it's not for you so you wouldn't have to lug your own porn laden "notebook computer" across state lines?
You would have wrapped it up and given it to him like you bought it too, wouldn't you crisco?
Now we see why tigers eat their young.
But we guess giving him a computer beats him driving around killing people.
Mark Halburn's dad is a murderer.
ReplyDeleteGood grief, go buy the man a Netbook. That's all he needs for email and facebook. Surely you can spare 300 bucks for dear old dad...I mean that's just a days income from your cluttered advertising shopper, right?
ReplyDeleteWhat a leech.
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