Grifter Shops With A Cop

Unethical Publisher Steals Gifts From Poor Kids

Winfield PD sponsors a Shop With A Cop program for needy kids. They take the kids to Walmart and let them shop for Christmas gifts for their family. Which is great.

What's not so great is that Halburn took his kid with him Saturday when he went there to write a story about it and then scammed them into including the boy in the gift buying, thereby knocking a truly needy boy or girl out of the fun.

And, the 400 lb blogger who constantly wants to lecture everyone about ethics, showed his lack of same by failing to report that his son was the beneficiary of Winfield PD's largesse.
Daddy gets MORE free stuff to make himself look good and gets junior used to the idea of getting something for nothing.

MARK HALBURN ARRESTED AGAIN!

Not A Fit Parent

Domestic terrorist Mark Halburn was arrested Monday and charged with violating WV Code §61-8-16 (c) for allegedly making harassing and obscene phone calls to WorkForce WV. Sources tell PutnamLIES.com that Halburn was furious because his unemployment benefits were cut off.

Mark Vance Halburn

According to the complaint made by Officer R.E. Veres of the WV State Capitol Police, Halburn "placed at least 13 telephone phone calls to WorkForce WV Deputy Executive Director  Valorie Comer and her staff on August 14, 2012 after his unemployment benefits were discontinued. The insulting, demanding and abusive calls continued throughout the day even after [Hallburn] was advised by the agency of his appeal options and their lack of ability to resolve his complaint over the phone."

He was arrested in Kanawha County, taken before Magistrate Joe Shelton and released on a $3000 personal recognizance bond, which means he didn't have to post any money (like he had it anyway) but if he breaks this, he'll be jailed.

The charge is a misdemeanor.  Halburn faces a fine of not more than $500, or confined in jail not more than six months, or both.
The case number is 12M-8580.

We wonder - Has Halburn been working as a substitute teacher AND collecting unemployment?
He is certainly arrogant enough to try to.
Does he notify them about the "income" from his opinion blog?

Halburn had a divorce hearing on Monday where one of the items of contention in the child custody portion was his erratic behavior and the amount of custody he should have.

PutnamLIES.com has maintained from the start that the only contact Halburn should have with his son should be court supervised visits. This just reinforces that belief. Halburn doesn't want his boy. The custody battle is to punish his second ex-wife. This isn't the way someone who wants their kid acts.

Rumor had it Monday he was going to be arrested after the hearing. He was.

The All Seeing Eye never blinks, motherfucker.
We're watching you.
The case number is 12-M-8580 in Kanawha County Magistrate Court.

PutnamLIES.com will have more details as they become available.

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The Entitleist is at it again.

Hallburn just got a new old 20 inch TV off of Freecycle.


Wow! A 20 inch TV. We hope he goes blind watching it.
I had a 20 inch TV once. IN 1980!

But after he got it home he found out now he needs a digital converter box for it.
No problem for Lil' Marky. Back to Freecycle:


Have you no shame? You're a greedy fucking piece of shit.
Why don't you just call the cable company and get one? They give them away right and left.

Oh that's right, you don't have a cable company. You sure showed them when you switched to Dish Network. I'm sure they miss you calling and harassing their employees.
How's that deal working out for you? TVs still go out every time the wind blows or it rains?
Too bad Fibernet doesn't have cable, huh Fatboy?

Why didn't you make up a sob story like "My daughter was stillborn and I have to watch 9 TVs to make me feel better and I can't get Extreme Makeover on this new old 20 incher." You're slipping.
At least tell the truth.

You fit in perfect on that site though. It's like a rummage sale in a trailer park.

You're fucking pathetic, Hallburn.

Handouts Hallburn is Back!

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Hallburn says "I work at a school that needs a working vacuum cleaner".
We guess it must be too hard for him to push a broom.



Have you no shame? You are a cheap, greedy, piece of shit.
Why can't you just admit yours broke down? You should have given some sob story like "Our sweeper broke and my wife got fired because I acted like an asshole on vacation and we can't afford to get the old one fixed ." At least tell the truth.

Schools don't need second hand vacuum cleaners.

We pay taxes for stuff like this.
I mean working people. We know you don't pay anything, Hallburn.

You suck, Halburn.
Why don't you just show up and tell them their new vacuum is here.

4/22 8:06 PM UPDATE:

Now he's begging for filing cabinets. Good god, is there no end to this? If there's one thing schools have no trouble getting it's filing cabinets.



4/23 UPDATE:

Now he wants a chair. What's next? Desks for the kids? Paper? Pencils?
There's a whole warehouse full of this kind of stuff in Crede. I suggest you ask your principal.

Handouts Halburn At It Again

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Before leaving town, that cheap bastard Halburn couldn't help but beg for something for free on his favorite hillbilly giveaway site, Freecycle.
This time it was a computer for his whacked out old man.

Get a load of this:

"My senior citizen father, who lives on the west coast, could use a working notebook computer with wifi to send email, Facebook, etc. At 76, he finally has the desire to join "the computer age." This doesn't have to have a huge hard drive, lots of RAM, etc. Just something so that he can get online. Can you please help?"

Jeezus, you fat fuck. You don't want much do you?
You fly all the way across the country and you can't get him one yourself?
You're making all that money with that lucrative internet advertising shopper, you're getting rich selling that Woodmen of The World insurance and substitute teaching but you're too cheap to buy your dear old demented dad a lousy computer?
Some son you are.

We're pretty sure they sell computers in California. Although with freeloaders like you there Halburn, it's no wonder that the Golden State has become the Welfare State.

You sure it's not for you so you wouldn't have to lug your own porn laden "notebook computer" across state lines?

You would have wrapped it up and given it to him like you bought it too, wouldn't you crisco?
Now we see why tigers eat their young.
But we guess giving him a computer beats him driving around killing people.

Handouts Halburn Strikes Again

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Captain Fatsack's at it again.

April 29: I have an inkjet printer that no longer works.

May 28: A young married couple who are friends of our's (sic) need a working printer and to print out grocery coupons. Can you help?


PutnamEYES.com can help, you greedy bastard. Go buy one. You can get a new one for less than fifty bucks. Spare us the sob stories. We know that's a lie. You don't have any friends. What kind of loser would want to hang out with you?

Isn't it amazing that less than a month after he tried to unload his non working inkjet printer, Handouts Halburn is looking for a working one for a young couple to print coupons and college assignments?

Funny how that works.
He and his wife aren't that young and neither of them are in college.

"Handouts" Halburn At It Again

When you have a job that requires you to have tools you buy the best. But not our boy Halburn.
Here's a guy that brags about the money his "news" blog generates. To believe him he's got so many readers that sponsors just throw money at him for the chance to advertise on his online rag.
Yet this pathetic motherfucker doesn't have the scratch to go and buy himself a new laptop when his old one shits the bed.
We're talking about the one item that enables him to allegedly earn a living.


"Handouts" Halburn, unsuccessful businessman


First he wants a free used keyboard because his fat greasy fingers have worn the letters off the old one. That's about a $10 dollar item. Oh yeah, if you have a 21 inch flatscreen monitor laying around he'd like that as well..

Now he wants someone to give him a hand-me-down laptop. Here's his latest want list from the leech's favorite place, Freecycle.
"My notebook has died. Even the Geek Squad couldn't save it. If you received a new notebook for Christmas and want to unload the old one (Windows XP or later) I promise I will put it to great use."

Freecycle rules say, "When requesting an item, you don't have to give a "sob story" about why you need it. "

But of course Li'l Marky can't go along with that. He's got to go for the pity party.
We're surprised he didn't trot out his stillborn daughter.

Back on Nov. 25, 2009 entry in his here today, gone tomorrow blog he writes:
"As I exit the Walmart from purchasing a new notebook computer, I notice that a lady is wandering the parking lot looking for her car."

It's been less than two months, what the fuck happened?
Too much KFC grease dripping off your chin onto the computer? Too much spooge from online porn? Anyone that destroys a computer in two months shouldn't have one.

And you can't have a laptop without software, so then there's:
"I have a student that needs a copy of MSWord. All he has now is WordPad which does not have spellcheck. If you have an older LEGAL version of MSWord sitting around, he could really use it. Again, NO BOOTLEG copies, PLEASE!"

So you're calling yourself a student now? Or do you have one chained up in your basement?
I'm sure there are websites where you could download a copy. You have absolutely no compunctions about stealing someone else's words and photos and trying to pass them off as your own, so why should software be any different? Why not steal that too, you fucking crook?

Did you ever hear the old saying , "Beggars can't be choosers"?
You're sure you don't have any specifications for screen size or processor speed?

You are the worst kind of beggar.
Unless you are really needy.
Then you're the worst kind of husband and father. One who refuses to get a real job and insists that his hobby will make him rich.
Not the mark of a successful businessman.

But once again, like your Walmart obsession, you'd rather have others solve your problems for you. Going around looking for a handout. Letting someone else support you. Filing complaints and lawsuits at any imagined slight. Looking for a free ride.
You are the poster child for the entitlement mentality. You are everything that's wrong with America today.

Maybe you should spend some of that lucrative settlement money you got from Cleveland Construction. What's that? You spent it all already? You've got a lot to show for that.
Then maybe you could ask your second wife to buy you a new computer since she's the one with a real job.

You know what we wish someone would give us? A golden unicorn that shits rainbows.

DENIED!

Here's a story you'll see only on PutnamLIES.com..

On January 14, The Supreme Court of Appeals of West Virginia refused 5-0 to hear the appeal of the circuit court’s order granting summary judgment for the defendant City of Hurricane on Halburn’s claim of retaliatory selective enforcement of a municipal ordinance.
In June the circuit court dismissed the City of Hurricane as a defendant. This was Halburn's appeal of that decision.
This was a total smackdown for Halburn. Not one justice thought the case had any merit.
You lose, shitbag.

Halburn's case against Cleveland Construction was settled in November of last year. The terms of that settlement are sealed, but it is known that Halburn went on a $1000 spending spree at the end of last year. That was real lucrative, fatboy. The lawyer and Uncle Sam will walk away with more than you got. Don't forget the taxes on that money, leech.


The case was Delores Halburn and Mark Halburn v. City of Hurricane, West Virginia, a municipal corporation, Ben Newhouse, individually and in his capacity as City Manager for the City of Hurricane, Cleveland Construction, Inc. d/b/a Cleveland Construction, Inc. of Nevada, and Kanawha Stone Company, Inc. - No. 091568.

I Know What Someone's NOT Getting For Christmas

Freecycle is a group on Yahoo where you can give away stuff you don't need anymore to someone that does. Which is a good thing.
But, it seems, at least around here, there are a lot of deadbeats looking to get something for nothing.

Like this, for example:
"We need a bigger tv. 50 inch or bigger would be nice.... "

Wouldn't it though? How about getting off your lazy ass, getting a job and buying one?

Here's another example:

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Just in case you're having trouble reading it, here's what it says:

"Need a 19 or 25" conventional tube TV in working/good condition.

If you've upgraded or are upgrading to HDTV, we will use your old TV. We have a rec room and child's room that we need a TV for."

And if you can't read who wants it, just take a wild guess.

That's right, it's "Hallburn".

Why didn't you just write this:

I'm too cheap to buy a new TV, so give us your old one. It must have a remote control because I am a rather portly gent that's too lazy can't get up and down to turn the channel. It must also be very loud because there is EXCESSIVE NOISE in my neighborhood.

Jeezus, you are one cheap motherfucker.

I'll bet you were going to wrap it up and give it as a Christmas present, weren't you?

I suppose you want someone to deliver and install it too?