Halburn Announces Crack Legal Team

Since Halburn just got fired (again) from his most recent job scrubbing shitters, he needed someone to scapegoat, so this time he picked everyone. He announced a scheme to silence his critics by threatening to sue them.
Again.
This is what, like the 423rd time, fucknob?
PutnamLIES.com has uncovered the secret details of his plan.

Halburn was overheard saying, "I have assembled the finest legal team this country has ever seen. I'm suing everybody for everything. As a matter of fact I'm waiting on a million dollar check from a doctor even as we speak. They were not professional and were rude to me. They will pay!!! Everybody will pay!!!"

Halburn has gone back to his former baby sitting duties in the public school system. He was last seen rubbing his pudgy little hands together, drooling and saying how he REALLY missed the kids.

Watch your children.
Their pictures could be in his manpurse.