Halburn Douches It Up At The Doctor's

His price? ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

PutnamLIES.com's medical correspondent was out and about yesterday.
Seems her little girl was sick so a visit to the doctor was in order. While she was there an interesting patient came in.

That's right, Mark Halburn and his son.

Halburn had called in to make an appointment for the boy and was told that he could walk in and they would try to fit him in. Apparently they weren't moving fast enough for him so he got all huffy and demanded a 1 million dollar fee for wasting his time.



What you can't see in this video are his ever present sandals.
You can however, see his daytimer or manpurse or whatever it is that he has clutched in his pudgy little hand as he waddles out the door. Seriously, why does an unemployed sociopath need a schedule book? To keep track of the things he doesn't have to do? Or to keep track of the people he needs to harass?

Typical Hallburn though. He has no appointment, they try to work him in and he shits on them for trying to help.

Dr Evil? More like Ungrateful Fat Bastard.

We're watching you, motherfucker. The all seeing eye never blinks.