Once again you can be the scariest fat kid on your block with the Official PutnamLIES.com Mark Hallburn Halloween Mask.
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The PutnamLIES.com Strokey Mark Mask is the most popular mask we offer! With 100% more drool than the regular mask, this was downloaded over 2500 times last year.
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Last year, readers asked for something to go with their masks, so we introduced the MARK HALBURN MANPURSE!
Now you too can pretend that you're very important. Pretend you're a reporter for a blog. Be like Halburn and keep track of the things you don't have to do or the people you need to harass. Send an invoice for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
It's easy with your manpurse.
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New for 2012!
Get your very own Warp ZTE phone just like Mark uses to harass public employees! Have fun making multiple threatening calls every day!
Pick a mask, print it out, cut it out & put it on!
(straitjacket not included)
Go to divorce court.
Go to the unemployment office.
Go swimming (only when the pool's closed, of course.)
Be a substitute teacher in Kanawha County! (no qualifications needed)
Go Trick or Treating at Fatso's HUD apartment.
Do anything you want!
You're Mark Fucking Halburn!
Scare your friends!
Scare your neighbors!
They'll run. They'll cry.
They'll shit their pants!
Many thanks!
Happy Halloween!
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