Obamaphones

Loser Hands Out Phones to Other Losers

 

Looks like the reason Halburn is pimping Obamaphones on his shitty little blog and Facebook is that he's actually peddling them beside the road somewhere in the area.
He wasn seen yesterday on D Street in South Charleston handing out Obamaphones.
How appropriate.

Now he will be bragging,
"I manage my own telecommunications business."

He is so desperate for business, he even posts on his blog:
"If you don’t have transportation or are a shut-in, a Tempo rep can come to you.
(I am) working with a Tempo agent to help spread the word. Tempo reps are at different locations, each day, so telephone (me) and we will let you know where you can get your free phone!"

Bonus points to the first reader who sends a pic of him at his little sales stand.
Double secret bonus points if you sign up and harass the shit of him while doing it.