The New Mugshot Is Here!!!

Here’s Mark Vance Halburn’s new mugshot.
And just in time for Christmas.
Is that a neck or a chin or what?

80% chins. 20% head. 0% brains.

He's In The Jailhouse Now

Silver Bracelets For…
Mark Vance Halburn

He’s back in jail!!!
He was arrested today for violating a Family Court order. The case number has a D which makes it a domestic case. So it has something to do with his never ending divorce case. Probably contempt of court.
He was booked into Western Regional Jail at 5:50 pm this afternoon.
Our guess is that it has something to do with his appearance in a fringe video, threatening Judge Keller by saying, “I’m coming for you Judge Keller”, and violating a standing order to not discuss his case in public.




Does this violate his probation in Putnam County?

Magistrate Hunt clearly told him, “Understand me, If you violate that probation, I will have no choice whatsoever but to put you in jail for (90 days).”
BUT… Family Court is a civil court so probably not. This is a civil, not a criminal matter. So he is being held in civil contempt.
BUT… That means the judge can hold Halburn for as long as she wants until he complies with her orders.

Citizen’s Arrest!

Pussy Mark Vance Halburn talks big but doesn’t have the sack to back up his lippy rhetoric.
Seems he’s aligned himself with a bunch of fringe groups consisting of paranoid losers, malcontents, and disgruntled unfit parents who claim to be out to “reform the system.” Many of these are borderline sovereign citizen types.
The latest whackadoo he’s latched onto for his crusade is a woman who started a “group,” of "advocates", called the “National Coalition Family Court & CPS Reform”, which seems to consist of 8-10 fringe nutjobs from each state.



She has declared January 3, 2018 as “National Citizens Arrest Day” where she and her gang of Gomers plan to go after judges, CPS workers and others involved with the family court system and place them under citizen’s arrest. She’s having her minions post names and photos of judges and other court workers on her Facebook page. Some of the posts appear to come real close to making terroristic threats.

It’s odd though that Mr. Court Reform hasn’t posted the names of any of his persecutors on her list.
This is a guy who for months has been going on the worst produced and engineered internet radio talkshow in existence, beating his gums about judges and how he’s going to show up at events to ask “the hard questions” to judicial candidates and bad mouthing every person associated with his never ending family court case.
And now, showing up at a seedy hotel room in Parkersburg to appear on the above woman’s vanity video project in order to verbally bully and threaten the current judge and guardian ad litem who are overseeing his case. Tough guy talked about how he’s going to put all sorts of stuff about the judge on the internet. He’s swinging his dick around looking into the camera saying things like, “I’m coming for you Judge Keller” and then … he has it pulled off within hours after it appears.
Because at the end of the day, Crisco, you know you can’t do shit.

I’m coming for you Judge Keller

Last night on his Facebook page he tried to whip his crowd of flying monkeys into a froth by announcing the event. Most didn’t seem to be taken with the idea.
“Gee, what could possibly go wrong?”
“Insane”
“Attempting a citizens arrest of a judge could get someone killed.”
“There is no way this citizens arrest thing could possibly end in a positive way”
“It’s got a nonsensical sovereign citizen hype vibe to me.”
“Don’t sound like the best idea.
“I think anyone that participates in this is off their rocker, and will more then likely end up in jail themselves.”
“Or a psych facility… This is all bad…”

And of course Halburn trots out his standard non-denial denial. “I didn’t say I was participating… Only reporting…”
Right.
“I didn’t say he was on crack, I just asked the question.”
If the response had been, “This is awesome, you’re a hero, you go” he would have been all about it.
And he may still be.
His angle will probably be, “I’m a reporter. I’m just here covering the event.”
Ask that other reporter who showed his ass at the Capitol earlier this year how that worked out for him.

Why his lack of participation?
Fear of jail. He’s scared shitless of getting locked up again.
All talk, no action.

UPDATE: So now the flip flops have started with these assclowns. The furious backpedaling began shortly after we posted this story. The explanation now is they didn’t  mean go out and actually arrest anybody.  “That comes later,” their crazed leader tells her drooling audience.
Even though Halburn, a so-called “team member” wrote on his hate blog that the group “is collecting names of CPS and Family Court officials and judges and plans to place them in silver bracelets because of their misconduct.
PutnumCountyNews.com plans to cover the local arrests and bring you photographs.”

Now they say they mean arresting the nation by not buying anything. The sheep have been instructed not to buy gas, coffee, cigarettes, beer, groceries, crack, anything. Don’t go to work, banks, the post office . Don’t use electricity, phones or internet. They actually think Walmart is going to close that day. They think they’re going to shut down the country.

We have news for these losers. What  their “arrest” calls for is the lackeys swearing off using or buying things for a day. All that does is shift their purchases by a couple of days at most. Because the “arrest” doesn’t call on consumers to make a sacrifice by actually giving up something, the threat it poses is a hollow one.
Not buying things on a designated day might make people feel  better by providing them a chance to vent their anger at “the man”, but the action isn’t going to have any real impact on anything.

Those who really want to send a “message” to “the man” should try not buying anything for several months in a row. See how dedicated they are to the cause then.
The effect of a couple hundred disaffected parents not buying anything for a day will make absolutely no difference to the economy or the courts. There’s not a court in the land that is going to take notice of this buffoonery, much less change anything about the way they operate because a bunch of gullible Gomers didn’t buy coffee & smokes for a day.

So the story is now “arrest” =  don’t buy anything.
What it really means is “this effort” = bullshit.

Inquiring Minds

So Mark Vance Halburn says we screwed up.


What did we screw up?
The fact you haven’t seen your son since June because of a restraining order? No, not a screw up. The truth.
The fact that Judge Keller has forbidden you from seeing your son for the next 18 months? No, not a screw up. The truth.
The fact that you were found guilty by a jury and sentenced to two years probation and two years of mental treatment? No, not a screw up. The truth.

You know who screwed up, Halburn?
YOU screwed up.

You know, for someone who doesn’t read this site, you sure do complain about what’s written on it a lot.
What exactly did we screw up, fatboy? Why don’t you tell us?
You like to flap your liver lips. Tell us, pussy. Leave a comment. Take as much space as you need.

546 Days

In addition to the ongoing restraining order that has forbidden Mark Vance Halburn from seeing his son since June, he received more bad news on Friday.

The judge in his never-ending family court case, Cabell County Family Court Judge Patricia Keller, has issued an order that bars Halburn from seeing his son for an additional 18 MONTHS!
In addition, he must post a $4000 bond if he wants to appeal the order.

Looks like he’ll have to find another prop to use instead of his kid for his upcoming nuptials to his sugar mama Barbara .

If Halburn keeps this shit up, the next time he gets his picture taken with his son, it will look like this.

Summer Camp Follies

Halburn’s Harassment Goes Too Far
Loses Visitation With Son

So, what’s Mark Vance Halburn’s vendetta against the Nazarene Church all about?
Here’s a partial explanation.

West Virginia Nazarene Camp in Summersville

Law enforcement sources tell PutnamLIES.com that Halburn’s son attended a church camp in Summersville run by the Nazarene Church last June.
Shortly before the camp got underway, Halburn found out the boy would be attending camp there, and began harassing the camp operators relentlessly.
He started publicly on May 27 by asking on his Facebook page: “FB friends: Would you allow your child to attend a church camp, in less than a month, that was cited for 15 violations, by its county health department, a few days ago?”
Nice overuse of commas, by the way, from a so-called professional writer.

He wasn’t worried about the condition of the camp or concerned for the campers. It was just another one of his attempts to harass, abuse, control, and punish his second ex-wife by preventing his son from attending that camp.

He complained non-stop that the camp had health code violations. He actually went to the camp on June 2 and met with an inspector for the Nicholas County Health Department there.
Were there violations? Yes. Minor violations like peeling paint, burned out light bulbs, and missing mulch on the playground. The inspection was made a month BEFORE THE CAMP EVEN OPENED and all violations were corrected before it opened.
It’s a CHURCH CAMP, not a Hilton resort.

On June 15, a hearing was held in Cabell County and over Halburn’s objections, the mother was granted the right to send the boy to camp.
Once the camp started, the harassment increased.
Halburn inundated the camp director with texts.
The director finally texted Halburn telling him he was not allowed on camp grounds.
But on Wednesday, June 21, Halburn returned to the camp anyway. At that point, HE called the Sheriff’s Department and demanded they help him get to the boy.
When they arrived, they escorted him onto the camp grounds. Because the police brought him onto property, he was not trespassing.
Halburn’s plans were unknown.  What did exactly he want? To see the boy? To talk to him? To kidnap him? It was unclear.

Think of how embarrassing it would be for a 9 year old to have his 400 pound, sweating bully of a dad barge into his camp with a police escort demanding to see you where you’re with other kids. This poor little boy will have to live with this for the rest of his life.
Despite his efforts, Halburn was not allowed to see the boy and was was escorted off the property.
Shortly thereafter, a protective order was issued in Cabell County.
The kicker here?

It wasn’t the Nazarene Church that got the order.
The DVP was issued to the mother on behalf of the son.
It states Halburn cannot directly or indirectly contact his second ex-wife or the boy.
It has since been extended.
The Dad of the Year has not seen the boy since late June.

However, Halburn has had it in for the Nazarene Church for much longer. It could be connected to his Matusic obsession as well.
Dr. Matusic tells that part of the story:
“My ex-wife’s Winfield Daycare was scheduled to move into the Teays Valley Nazarene Church on Teays Valley road in August of 2013. Mr. Halburn’s child was still enrolled at the daycare. When Mr. Halburn found out where we were moving, he called many of the church board’s members and threatened to sue them if they allowed our daycare to move to their church. The church board then terminated our lease, effectively closing that daycare.”

Halburn even posted video of him going to that church to harass them about it.

Three months later Halburn attempted an explanation for his actions concerning the camp .

“I run a news site. I do kitchen inspections. I did one on a Nazarene camp where they sent my son.
I’ve done it on many camps and 280 locations I’ve done kitchen inspections on. The health department does them. I just report the facts.

The camp had 15 violations which is about 3 times what other camps have had. And I met with a health department administrator by appointment, Next thing I know they’re falsely accusing me of taking pictures of the girl’s dorm.
One, I didn’t take pictures. two, I (unintelligble). and three, there were no girls because the camp wasn’t even in session for two and a half weeks later. But yet they went ahead and lied and said that I did that. We have an affidavit from the health department administrator saying I didn’t take pictures. None of this matters to the court. All they say is well you can’t see your son.”

Except Halburn DID take pictures at the Camp on his June 2 visit.

One of the pictures of the camp Halburn claims he didn’t take.

And oddly enough, Halburn NEVER previously reported about any camp inspections until AFTER his vendetta against the Nazarene Camp began.

What kind of asshole harasses a church and its leadership ?
It’s not their fault this godless heathen’s obsession with his blog, his vendettas against virtually everyone, and his abuse of his second ex-wife destroyed his marriage.
It’s not their fault that he had almost no visitation and now has NO visitation.
That’s ALL on him and his aberrant behavior.

It’s your fault Halburn. All of it.
You walked away from your family through your actions and bad decisions.
How’s that crusading journalist bullshit working out for you now?