Showing posts with label Keller. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Keller. Show all posts

Friday, January 12, 2018

Letters. We Get Letters.

Halburn Impersonates Second Ex-Wife

Last Saturday we received an email from someone purporting to be Halburn's second ex-wife. We smelled a rat as soon as we read it. A big fat smelly rat named Mark Vance Halburn.

She has absolutely no reason to contact us. Why would she? She has nothing to say to us. And we have nothing to say to her.

 So Saturday's email came as a surprise. But we knew something was amiss as soon as we read it.


Why would she care why he left? We're sure she's just relieved that he's gone.

So we waited a couple of days and  then asked, "Who Are you? Mark who?"
And the answer came back:


Our reply: 

"He's undergoing gender reassignment surgery. 
 
Seriously. Fuck you Halburn, We know it's you."

Two hours later, his answer was: 


We answered back:
"Bullshit.

You realize this is going to get posted don't you?
And as soon as it is, Judge Keller is going to see it.
Enjoy your time back in jail, asshole.

That kid of yours is going to be shaving before you see him again."


"Not Halburn" never answered that email.

And now it's being posted. This is the kind of shit that got him sent to jail before Christmas. A stunt like this could put him back in there.

Why would Halburn do something like this? Easy.

He wants something to prove that she's communicating with us. To smoke us out. He's convinced that everyone is conspiring against him. He's a fucking nut.

He even used a picture of her holding the son he will never see again.

God only knows if he’s emailing anyone else with that address and what he’s saying. The court would be interested to know too.

But we can see the fake email now ... “I confess I cheated on my husband and I am an unfit mother. Therefore I ask for my parental rights to be immediately terminated and for my son to be placed with his father in a Beach house you order me to Buy. I also will pay $1 million per month for life for spousal and child support and will never contact my son or Mark Hallburn again”

He's notorious for using fake accounts. He even forged a letter from Judge Mike Kelly to the Supreme Court during his divorce case.

A practice like this is business at its absolute worst, practiced by an immoral charlatan masquerading as a journalist.  He will stoop to the lowest, most vulgar, vile and disgusting ploys to deceive the honest, hard-working citizen. He is the lowest form of scum on the face of the earth.

Monday, December 18, 2017

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Mark Halburn Out Of Jail!!!

The Bad News?
No One Shanked Him

Day 13 was lucky for Mark Vance Halburn.
He was released from jail this afternoon after being jailed on November 29 for violating a Family Court order.
Has he learned his lesson?
He better have.
One thing is for sure. Judge Patricia Keller isn’t afraid of him in the least, or his band of disaffected losers.
She locked his ass right the fuck up.
And she will again if he gives her a reason.

Thursday, November 30, 2017

The New Mugshot Is Here!!!

Here’s Mark Vance Halburn’s new mugshot.
And just in time for Christmas.
Is that a neck or a chin or what?

80% chins. 20% head. 0% brains.



Wednesday, November 29, 2017

He's In The Jailhouse Now

Silver Bracelets For…
Mark Vance Halburn

He’s back in jail!!!
He was arrested today for violating a Family Court order. The case number has a D which makes it a domestic case. So it has something to do with his never ending divorce case. Probably contempt of court.
He was booked into Western Regional Jail at 5:50 pm this afternoon.
Our guess is that it has something to do with his appearance in a fringe video, threatening Judge Keller by saying, “I’m coming for you Judge Keller”, and violating a standing order to not discuss his case in public.


11-29-arrest w mug

Does this violate his probation in Putnam County?

Magistrate Hunt clearly told him, “Understand me, If you violate that probation, I will have no choice whatsoever but to put you in jail for (90 days).”
BUT… Family Court is a civil court so probably not. This is a civil, not a criminal matter. So he is being held in civil contempt.
BUT… That means the judge can hold Halburn for as long as she wants until he complies with her orders.