Monday, April 16, 2018

Halburn Making Excuses Now

 Always splitting hairs

Well, it didn't take long for Mark Vance Halburn to start feeling the heat over his roommate, the child molester. When he publicly answers on his Facebook page, you can bet people are asking him about PutnamLIES.com's article.


Let's just examine your statements, shall we, Fatass?

You didn’t say you’re still with Barbara.

You didn’t deny you’re back.

How in the world can you keep a straight face and say they don't live in Raleigh? . The Wake County assessor's office confirms the address AND the basement. You can call it Medfield Estates or Cary or whatever the fuck you want to call it but the zip code and the county says it's Raleigh.
And with a "Fully finished" basement?
And then there's poor old Bob Harper.

"Harper, a 70 year old amputee"


You left out the part that he IS an actual registered sex offender.

Hmmmmm. Look at that address. 49 Tahoe Road.
Don't cloud the issue with facts though, You wouldn't want to confuse your adoring audience.

What kind of sicko molests a little girl?
And what kind of sicko wants to call a molester his friend and roommate?
Were you molested when you were a kid Halburn? Is that why you're fascinated with sex abusers?

"I don't live with Harper"
Translation:
I live in a building/trailer on the property.

How do we know where you're living?
Because YOU yourself gave that as your address, when asked where to send an advertising check.


From: news@putnamlive.com Date: April 7, 2018 at 7:15:11 AM EDT Subject: Re: Advertising  49 Tahoe Road, Sissonville, WV 25320
Hmmmmm. Look at that address.


We're sure you have a convoluted explanation. We're just waiting to hear it.
It will be something like, “It’s my MAILING address” or some other bullshit.

Fine … why are you having your shit mailed to a child molester?
Say you don’t live there. Why are you having your shit mailed to a child molester and not to where you’re actually staying?
Because driving 30 minutes out of town and up Bumfuck Holler to pick up your mail is so convenient.

Also, the 3rd Degree Sexual Abuse Harper committed is a felony. So you just told everybody that a felon is in possession of several guns, which is really gonna fuck ol’ Pegleg when they execute a search warrant.

Way to throw Bob under the bus, Halburn.

Your friends are limited so we're sure you're scared shitless at this point. When something happens to Buddy Bob, where do you go then? 
You'll have to find someone else to leech off of. But look on the bright side. Troy gets out of jail in May.

UPDATE:
As expected, Halburn offers the very excuses that we predicted.





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