Tuesday, April 4, 2017

The Mystery Is Solved

Fat Loser Bails Other Fat Loser Out Of Jail

Seems that the other area crusading whackadoo journalist and long time Halburn butt buddy Lawrence Jay Smith is the one who bailed the fat psychopath out of jail.


Smith at home.
Hard to believe this guy is single.

Magistrate Rusty Casto set Halburn's bail at a thousand dollars. It was 10% cash and 90% property or the entire grand in cash. Smith doesn't own shit so he must have ponied up the cash, probably borrowed from his mommy.


Smith listed his address as 222 21st Street on the form and Halburn lives at 226 1/2. So apparently the two lovebirds are living side by side in Dunbar.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Your New Photos Are Here!

Halburn got a new picture taken yesterday. And best of all, IT WAS FREE!!!
He'll want a framed 16x20 print to hang in his creepy kid-shrine.

Orange is the new fat

Friday, March 17, 2017

MARK VANCE HALBURN ARRESTED!!!

 Silver Bracelets For The Blubbery Blogger




Domestic Abuser and terrorist Mark Vance Halburn was arrested in Dunbar this morning by Putnam County Sheriff Deputies.  Halburn had been a fugitive after a warrant was sworn out on Tuesday, March 14 for violation of a personal protection order and trespassing.

Halburn went to Dr. Joseph Matusic's home on Monday, March 13 to take pictures of a barn that burned. It was at that time he trespassed onto Matusic's property.


Matusic's barn.

Matusic had a restraining order renewed against Halburn in February 2016 after Halburn stalked Matusic's daughter at Winfield High School. Matusic had gotten a previous order in 2012 after Halburn stalked both Matusic and his wife.
Halburn was given the opportunity to come to Putnam County on the day the warrant was issued to turn himself in. He refused.


On Friday a
Putnam fugitive apprehension team served a warrant for his arrest in Dunbar.
Halburn calls himself the "publisher" of a failing fake news internet blog. He also sells obamaphones.

Halburn is being held in the South Central Regional jail on $1,000 bond.


The Creeper is still in there. Hopefully they can bunk together.

More details in the WV Gazette Mail
http://www.wvgazettemail.com/news/20170317/putnam-website-operator-arrested-after-allegedly-violating-protection-order


Read Dr. Matusic's story here:
http://www.babymd.net/stalker.html

UPDATE: Halburn's
pre-trial hearing has been scheduled for 10:30am on April 27th at the Putnam County Courthouse.
The public is invited to attend.


Tuesday, March 14, 2017

HALBURN NOW A WANTED FUGITIVE!!!


Authorities have released this sketch of the fugitive.

Arrest warrants were issued on Tuesday in Putnam County for Mark Vance Halburn for violation of a personal protection order and trespassing.

Halburn went to Dr. Joseph Matusic's home on Monday to take pictures of a barn that burned. Matusic had a restraining order renewed against Halburn in February 2016 after Halburn stalked Matusic's daughter at Winfield High School. Matusic had gotten a previous order in 2012 after Halburn stalked both Matusic and his wife.

Halburn was given the opportunity to come to Putnam County yesterday to turn himself in. He refused.
There are warrants on him now and he knows it.

Halburn's psychological profile and behavior would suggest that he has propensity for aggressive behavior. Given his degree of agitation and volatility, any threats made by Mr. Halburn should be taken seriously and dealt with appropriately.

If you spot him, Call 911 immediately.

Read Dr. Matusic's story here:
http://www.babymd.net/stalker.html

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Mr. Dog Lover




Yeah, we know. Everyone who drove through the parking lot had to avoid hitting him because you let him run loose.

This is the same dog that you abandoned after your second ex-wife threw you out of her house and you  moved to South Carolina.


Friday, February 17, 2017

What's The News On The Street, Johnny?


Word on the street is that Halburn is getting donated can goods from a local food bank, and then taking them to the Nitro WalMart and throwing a fit until they give him a refund.

Guess that fake news blog isn't doing so well.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

Halburn Fails Another Job Interview

Fat Loser Loses Again

Interrviews were held this evening for the Dave Hardy's vacant seat on the Kanawha County Commission.
9 qualified applicants and Halburn were interviewed for the position.


This was the extent of his interview.
All questions were asked by Kent Carper as Lardass slouched in his seat.



Carper: I'll be honest. I was surprised you applied for this. How in the world could you get along with the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, the circuit court, the family court, or for that matter anybody else?
Halburn:  You can contact Sheriff Deweese of Putnam County who I deal with on a regular basis.
Carper: We're not in Putnam County.
Carper: What's your relationship with the Circuit Court of Kanawha County? Is it good or bad?
Halburn:  I haven't talked to them in years so you could ask them that.
Carper: Didn't they file an order so you can't file anymore lawsuits here?
Halburn:  No, they did not.
Carper: You have a good relationship with the court here?
Halburn:  As far as I can tell.

And then Kent wraps up with this after Halburn mentions his divorce:
"If we were going to get into personal stuff it wouldn't be about that."


Our takeaways:

Typical Halburn, skirting the truth. ALWAYS with the semantics and half-truths. There WAS an order filed against Halburn in 2014 from filing any actions without a lawyer, but still allowed pleadings filed by a lawyer on his behalf to be filed.

Carper never followed up.

Carper should have asked about Halburn's relationship with the family court. That would have been a revealing answer. Virtually every judge in the county has recused themselves because they don't want to deal with Halburn.

Halburn should just go ahead and marry Steve Deweese. They would probably be very happy together. It's like a teenage suckfest with those two.


Halburn had to sit there while Judge Tod Kaufman, the only judge in WV to ever hold him responsible for a crime, stood directly in front of him and spoke after he swore in the new Commissioner, Ben Salango.

If it is at all possible, Kent Carper may be the only person who loves the sound of his voice and pats himself on the back more than Mark Halburn does.