EXCLUSIVE - Publisher Admits Unsavory Allegations

A disturbing email came into the press room at PutnamLies.com Corporate Headquarters yesterday. The subject was the use of keywords in a webpage.

What are keywords you may ask?

Keywords are used by search engines like Google to index websites.

The search engine takes the words you search for and compares them with its database and returns the results, listing pages that match the words you entered.

Typically the author incorporates those words into his page tags (which the reader never sees) and - more importantly - the copy.

When a web page is loaded with keywords that have no relation to the content, that's called keyword stuffing. It's just used to get search engine hits.

Get a load of this:

keyword="sex, nude, porn, naked women, santa claus, girls, Putnam, news, County, West Virginia, sports, information, children, animals, Freedom, America, Liberty, sun, travel, pussy, cock, ass, tits, pepsi, coke, masters, uno, teays valley, hurricane, nitro, applebees, dodge, dakota, layoff, workers, mary kay, cigarettes, smokers, marlboro, winston, nascar, SPORTS, CLOTHES, KROGER, Cars, sheriff, crime, seniors, flu, shots, pneumonia, hospital, ford, ginos, tudors, chevy, food, pizza, rain, dog, cat, weather, snow, hot, cold"

(emphasis mine)

From some disgusting porn site?

Wrong.

What kind of sick twisted degenerate would use keywords like these?

MARK HALLBURN.

They're from so-called Putnam's News Leader. PutnumLive.com

Maybe he should change his slogan to Putnam's FILTH Leader.

When Halburn first heard about keyword stuffing he thought it was something delicious to eat. So he thought he'd try it.

MMMMM, Keyword stuffing.

Just as he likes eating stuffing, he also likes keyword stuffing.

Unfortunately, he's such an DUMB FUCK, by the time he started doing it, it was completely outdated and probably ended up hurting his search results.

Remember when the publisher caught a shark with his bare hands? You've all seen the picture.

Well, here's the article.

As you can see from that page some pretty BIG NAME sponsors have ads there.

Putnam General Hospital, WQBE, WRYV, WOKU, getauto.com, Kodie's Gift Closet, Mary Kay and Cloud 9 Shuttle. I'm sure they were real proud of being associated with such a stellar newsgathering operation as mine.

He used those keywords on that page. Right click on the page and view the source for yourself.

And

He thought Marshall University would enjoy the publicity generated by this EXCLUSIVE article, which is why he used the same keywords on that page as well.

Don't believe me? See for yourself.
Right click on the article and pick view page source.

When the source code pops up, look at where it says metaname=keywords.
See? Pretty smutty, huh?

Maybe that's why they never located here.

Dr Paul Blair (I bet this guy could do some work on some of those keywords), Alex & Alexa Medical Spa (I bet you could get some of those keywords checked there), State Farm, Tudor's Biscuit World, Make A Wish Foundation and WKEX are all proud sponsors of this page.

And there were many other pages that used the same keywords.

Many of the words are self explanatory.

Let me explain some of the other, more unusual choices for a news site.

He hasn't had sex since 9 months before his son was born , he likes to sit in the nude, look at porn, and naked women.

He's a pussy, He hasn't seen his cock in years, He has an enormous ass, and big saggy man tits.

As for the children & animals, I'll leave that to your imagination.

So like most of his site, it's all about HIM.

Face it, He's so desperate for traffic that he'll write, say or do just about anything to get noticed.

We just hope his other advertisers or the fine folks at the Gateway Church Of Christ in St. Albans where he attends are paying attention.