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Marion County Man Arrested For Having Muttsex

Normally, PutnamLIES.com does not publish Marion County crime articles. However, because of the luridness of this crime, its lack of proximity to Putnam County and the possibility of driving desperately needed traffic to my site, we are going to bend the rules in the interest of public safety.There are few people worse than a thief - unless that thief is also a dog raper.
Dog rapers make everyone nervous - including cops.

And while this publisher would never condone this type of behavior, especially with a male dog, Australian shepherds are really good looking dogs, if you know what I'm saying.

This is a very attractive dog.

PutnamLIES.com would not be able to bring you this story if it happened in Putnam County because Sheriff Mark L. Smith and his administration refuse to return my harassing telephone calls after this publisher was acquitted after an allegedly false arrest last year and filed yet another baseless claim for damages against the department.

For more than 6 months, Sheriff Smith has been uncooperative about providing crime reports and has refused to return my annoying phone calls. They're all INCOMPETENT jackasses. Why won't they treat me like the media professional that I am?

Due to my douchbaggery, PutnamLIES.com was forced to file a Freedom of Information Act request with the department in order to view crime reports. As soon I stop behaving like a whiny little bitch PutnamLIES.com will be able to bring you crime news more promptly.

Maybe not always acting like an asshole, treating people with respect and without name calling would work better than calling people corrupt idiots. Naaaah.

As the kids say, "That's not how I roll."