First it was construction noise, now it's traffic noise.
You must have the hearing of a bat, fatso. Either that or the walls of your hovel are made of Kleenex. Sorry, facial tissues. Wouldn't want you writing Kimberly-Clark complaining that I'm misusing their trademark.
Now "Hallburn" trots out his old Walmart blog again.
"Our son is 27 months old today. Not once has he been able to enjoy our front yard without excessive noise."
Let me fix that for you, douchebag:
"Not once has he been able to enjoy our front yard without
And this one:
"Today, in his own little way, he decides to fight back. the boy has had enough. So he screams at the loud cars and pounds on the storm door. Out of the mouth of a babe, he tells the world that WALMART'S CUSTOMERS ARE TOO NOISY FOR A NEIGHBORHOOD! It's a priceless site. Not only for his anger but for how sad it is that a toddler is so angry at the STUPIDITY OF SILLY SCOTTY EDWARDS, GARY WALTON, and the OTHER MORONS THAT PUT A WALMART IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD!"
You know what's really sad, lardass? He's behaving this way because of YOU.
Children are a reflection of what they hear. Your piss poor attitude about life has already warped this poor little boy's brain. The shallow gene pool is bad enough. He's constantly bombarded by your insane rantings.
He's not angry, he has no idea what he's saying. He's just repeating what Daddy is constantly raving about.
Kids don't give a shit if it's noisy. They're happy to play anywhere.
They built I-64 at the edge of my backyard when I was a kid and my old man never bitched about it. Neither did anyone else. Was it noisier? Sure. But we weren't whackjobs that complained about it. We were thankful that we had a nice house to live in and a new road that didn't take half a day to get to Charleston on. We played the same as we always did.
Funny though, that there's a tire swing, a slide and what looks like a playhouse in a yard that he hasn't been able to enjoy.
And a chair to sit in.
What kind of cruel bastard puts toys out and then tells a child that he can't have fun because it's too noisy?
Plus, I've seen him and his mother playing in the driveway and they were having a great time. Of course Dad wasn't around so maybe that's why.
Don't be surprised to see this headline in a few years:
Run Son. Take your Mommy with you.
Lenny, I have a couple questions if you please? I've looked at Putnam County's automated tax records for the appraised value of his house but found NO PROPERTY JUST 2 VEHICLES. I own a 3000 sq ft home on almost 10 acres and know what its value is. Having driven by his house I dying to know who did his appraisal. I want them to do mine for the insurance company.
ReplyDeleteI read the mental eval on Halburn, which speaks for itself, and I have dealt with Mr. Halburn in the past. I have heard of some terrible enviroments that children grow up in but in my wildest imagination I cannot picture the HELL of day to day living with Halburn. Can you muster a description? No wonder the kid stands at the door and screams!
The house is in the names of his wife and mother-in-law, Dolores and Margaret Martin.
ReplyDeleteThat way he can take the homestead exemption.
http://129.71.205.109:8383/cgi-bin/TAXINQ?SEARCH=3&TPTYR=2009&TPTICK=10237&TPSX=
In WV the assessesed value is 60% of fair market value. The assessed value of this property is $53,460.
Then it follows that the fair market of the property must have been appraised by the county for $89,100.
BUT, since they're taking the homestead exemption, the assessed value is only $33,460.
No wonder no one is interested in buying.
Hey blobby ought to look into getting a complete property tax exemption.
ReplyDeleteThe state says lunatic asylums and homes for the friendless are exempt.
He'd qualify for both.
Be careful now Putnamblob will demand that someone meet him and cut him a certified check for $350,000 for something that he doesn't own that can't be developed....
ReplyDeleteHow many times has Putnamblob demanded this?
It is sad what he's doing to the kid; hopefully he can think back to his Mother loving him and letting him play outside in the sunshine.
ReplyDeleteIf he'd got off his lard ass a year ago and planted spruce shrubs or red tips he'd have his sound barrier pretty much in place. But that would mean that there was some demonstration of individual responsibility involved.
Anon #1 - Since the tax question was answered, I can attempt to muster up what I think* happens regularly at the Hovel De Halburn.
ReplyDeleteOn a regular basis I am sure that Matthew is ignored in favor of his father's narcissism - the fact that Mark spends so much time on this site "defending" himself brings me to that conclusion.
It is apparent that Mark does not permit his child to go outside to play, which means I would wager that Matthew has a vitamin D deficiency. Flintstone vitamins don't account for everything. I would guess, that as Matthew grows older, he will suffer from mental illness and anxiety disorders; be pre-disposed to obesity, heart disease, depression.
He'll probably spend too much time spending world of warcraft or dungeons and dragons.
Being exposed to the negativity towards the outside world that Mark has, it is quite likely that Matthew will display violence and sociopathic tendencies. He will not have respect for others, let alone authority.
I don't doubt for a second that Matthew is exposed to violence in his home. While I suspect that Mark Halburn is abusive towards his wife, I am unable to back that up with fact. But I'm sure that if my suspicions are correct, that someone else will come out with that information.
Routinely, I believe that there is improper nutrition, favoring convenience foods over natural, healthy food. While it's true that some kids are picky, I don't think eating processed chicken nuggets and blue-box macaroni and cheese are the right choice. I bet if you gave the kid a choice between a hot dog and a kiwi fruit that he'd choose the fatty hotdog.
Let me also put out there that while I think Delores is a good parent who tries hard, I think that Mark Halburn is unfit. I think he has Delores so convinced that he would be able to take the kid away if she left him (Kicked him out of HER house) that she is afraid to leave.
"Hallburn" is the one that brought his kid into it. That makes him fair game.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he hasn't brought up his stillborn daughter yet.
We just don't want "Hallburn" turning out like that other asshole from Hurricane that beats his kids.
It's funny how he whines on his anti-Walmart blog about the picture of his house on this site; of course the publisher has never been shy of harassing other public officials and taking shots of their homes and businesses.
ReplyDeleteStalking would be more appropriate for Putnamblob...
ReplyDeleteToo bad he can't go take pictures of tall grass with his state of the art zoom a matic lens of someone's yard now or other newsworthy events to put on Putnam County's Number One Source of News.
He knows all about stalking.
ReplyDeleteHe even takes long interstate trips to Virginia to do it.
Unfortunately for him, since he got fired from the Comfort Inn, he'll have to pay for his room next time.
How many jobs does that make that you've been fired from now, fucktard?
There should be a linkon here to this hilarious Walmart blog of PutPutBlobs, so those of us don't have to search all over the Blob's blog for it.
ReplyDeleteLet me guess...him getting fired wasn't HIS fault and somewhere in his version of the future he'll be proven right.
ReplyDeleteSorry Tybois, as much as we'd like everyone to be able to read his insane rantings, we're not going to direct link to fatty's site so he can increase his traffic.
ReplyDeleteThere's a link to the non-updated version in the "Partial History Of Hallburn's Assholery" column to the right.
1996 called "Hallburn", they want their web design skillz back. Seriously you've got the ugliest pages I've seen outside of anything on myspace.
For the longest time I thought that Myspace was the ghetto of the internet... turns out it is totally putnamlive.com
ReplyDeleteHey Mike, I never thought about that, but that is understandable...PutPutBlob doesn't need anymore traffic than he is getting (which I think is about 3 hits a day...all his). I will see what I can dig up on Google.
ReplyDeleteIt isn't much worth reading anyway. It's not so much about enduring Wal-Mart as it's about enduring this blog, which is what happened back in the spring too. Though this time, fatty didn't hand people a roadmap to find where he's routinely exposed.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I know for sure that people are really, really aware this is here, and they love it.
Good observation coming from a guy that got arrested for beating his kids.
ReplyDeleteYou're not exactly the poster child for good parenting yourself, pal.
Your kids will be on drugs soon enough with you as their dad.
Shouldn't you be fixing the shitty cars you sell instead of fucking off on the internet?
I see why GM went bankrupt with stellar employees like you.
I guess though if "Hallburn's" dad ran his business he could keep his job too.
PMG, I mean, Mike/Lee/Shawn/Lenny/Gary/Scott/Ben: That's funny... No, it isn't funny. Ttoy and I have never met. Another lie spread by PutnamLIES.com, Putnam County's News LOSER!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't admit it either if I were you, shitbird.
ReplyDeleteI'm ashamed to be in the same county as you two.
It's only a matter of time before you're both sharing a padded room at the laughing academy or a cell at the regional jail.
Isn't that adorable?? Mark found himself a butt-buddy who has a more worthless job than he does...wait...Mark DOESN'T have a job.
ReplyDeleteBeing a car salesman is probably the most do-less job in America. Automobile knowledge not required...I don't even think you have to have a high school diploma. Just point to the nice, shiny car to the people, smile, shake hands, sign paperwork, and collect a commission...which is what most car salespeople make...just commission. So basically they set around all day watching TV and jerking off to the female employees that usually serve as spokespersons for television ads because they are so FUGLY.
Car dealerships are also the most incestous places to work for, meaning they hire family first. I'd imagine Troy's dad works there or something and Troy is your typical dumbfuck inbred redneck dogfucker who can't get a job on his own so his daddy bails him out and hires him as a sales tard or a mechanic who sits there and looks while other, more skilled mechanics do the job...am I in the ballbark on that one?
No wonder him and Mark jerk each other off...they are the same! Mark's finally found his soulmate...who's a dude!
I sense true love there...maybe they can share a bucket of chicken and use the grease to lube themselves up...
Um... I would levy a wager that Troy is just another Halburn Sock-puppet.
ReplyDeleteNo Lenny, this guy's for real.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's just as nuts as "Hallburn".
He just doesn't have the court ordered mental evaluation to prove it. Yet.
Google "troyfromwv" or "Troy Sexton" to see what kind of douchekateer this guy is.
There has to be some latent homosexuality there.
Why else would an allegedly grown man have a man-crush on a baseball player?
Lenny, that was awesome. That was dead on accurate and needed to be said. Well done, my friend.
ReplyDeleteI like the way fuckstick has conveniently ignored his plagiarism of the letters.
ReplyDeleteAnd Lenny, yes that was awesome. You were dead on in your shellacking of boy troy.
Mark has been busy trying to get a civil injunction to keep myself, and other founding members of HAWG from accessing the internet.
ReplyDeleteHal(L)burn: You do realize that you are libelling Gary Walton, Scott Edwards and Ben Newhouse? By claiming that they post here, you are lying about their activities, and therefore, you are guilty of libel.
I'll be seeing that a civil injunction is filed against you, barring you from accessing the internet.
Just left the Walmart parking lot, quiet evening other than the bell ringer for the Salvation Army and the square wheeled buggy that I was pushing to my car... amazed I wasn't approached by anyone trying to enforce the non-existant traffic/noise pollution law. Anyway, I was disappointed to not see the inflatable Christmas decorations not yet blown up at the MIL's house....
ReplyDeleteHe'll just blame no decorations on high winds that never existed until Walmart was built.
ReplyDeleteSo the next great journalistic sensation made an appearance at the Valley Park today. He brought his kid to the read aloud where they had cookies. It was bad enough that lard ass couldn't shut his mouth during the read aloud, but once he caught sight of the cookies, he proceeded to shove them hand over fist into his fat face. And that was only after he saw his son eating them and yelled out out something along the lines of "Where are the cookies?!?" Way to be an example on so many levels for your kid, you piece of shit. Too bad one of those reign dogs didn't mistake you for a slab of beef and attack.
ReplyDeleteNot a surprise.
ReplyDeleteI'd be shocked if he DIDN'T show his ass everywhere he went.
He's like an animal that escaped from his cage.
What a great example for the youth of our nation.
From today's diary:
ReplyDelete"Edwards played, now it's time for him to pay by PASSING THE SOUND WALL AND TREES!"
I've never tried passing trees...I'm sure Putnamblob could.
This asshole keeps beating a dead horse.
ReplyDeletePutting an item on the agenda for voting doesn't make the mayor responsible for its passage.
Hurricane is unethical because they won't do what you want? Be prepared to be smacked down once again, fatboy.
Do you have any idea how much a wall would cost? But, you don't really care as long as it benefits YOU. It's not like YOU'RE paying taxes there anyway.
As a Hurricane resident, I'd be plenty pissed off if they spent one penny to benefit 3 or 4 households.
It's not Hurricane's responsibility anyway.
Too bad there's not a journalism ethics panel to which he can he can report himself.
There can't be anything more unethical than using a "news" site where you're the reporter, editor and publisher for your own personal gain.
Troy: I wish I had been there. You'd have learned what a "Good Samaritan" defense was. Mark would have had an excellent article to plagerise from another, legitimate news source.
ReplyDeleteNext time you want to throw someone around, swing by the Y, or SC rec center, and find someone my size or larger... try your luck. Please.